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Joy and Austin: This One Time At Family Camp


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24 minutes ago, Mollie said:

According to her baby gift registry on Amazon, Joy's baby is due on February 22.  (The wedding was May 26, 2017.)  

Your Conception Date:May 26, 2017

End of First Trimester (12 weeks):Aug 4, 2017

End of Second Trimester (27 weeks):Nov 17, 2017

Estimated Due Date:Feb 16, 2018 

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28 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

Baby conceived in Austin's truck ..on the bench seat... on the side of a country road... after the wedding reception... on the way to their flip house... to spend their wedding night....righhht, okay....

While praying to the Lord Jesus that the paps weren't following them. PRAISE BE!

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1 hour ago, GeeGolly said:

Your Conception Date:May 26, 2017

End of First Trimester (12 weeks):Aug 4, 2017

End of Second Trimester (27 weeks):Nov 17, 2017

Estimated Due Date:Feb 16, 2018 

Honestly, I don't think that Joy knows her due date. In order to know her due date, she would have needed to consult a medical professional-- the Duggars don't need to do that, though, because Jesus.

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45 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

So she got pregnant on her wedding night? Not saying it doesn't happen, but how convenient....

I've said it before, but I would be so angry if I got pregnant on my wedding night if I were a virgin, moving from my parents house into the world for the first time, just having had my first kiss. I'd want a chance to be a wife before I'm a mom, but then again I have different values. But seeing as I'm none of this things ... no, I'd still be annoyed.

 

3 minutes ago, cmr2014 said:

Honestly, I don't think that Joy knows her due date. In order to know her due date, she would have needed to consult a medical professional-- the Duggars don't need to do that, though, because Jesus.

Not necessarily, considering she was probably taking pregnancy tests every day. The milisecond one came back positive and provided she knew the date of the first day of her last period it's pretty easy to get a due date. The internet will do it for you. And at the very least she'd (or her family) would be interested so they could talk to her about the designer ultrasound they'd want.

Actual prenatal care is a whole different issue.

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28 minutes ago, cmr2014 said:

Honestly, I don't think that Joy knows her due date. In order to know her due date, she would have needed to consult a medical professional-- the Duggars don't need to do that, though, because Jesus.

Unless an ultrasound shows anything drastically different or you just don’t know LMP because of birth control, the doc is going to use LMP to calculate the due date.  I’ve used internet calculators for both my kids before my first prenatal appointment.  Lo and behold the doc gave me the same date both times.

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You guys crack me up. The Duggar kids know how to track menstruation, they've been tracking Michelle's for years - on the KITCHEN calendar - for years - as a FAMILY. Ew, just ew.

I wonder when they put 2 & 2 together as to why JB & M locked their bedroom door around the same time each month. Triple ew.

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1 hour ago, GeeGolly said:

You guys crack me up. The Duggar kids know how to track menstruation, they've been tracking Michelle's for years - on the KITCHEN calendar - for years - as a FAMILY. Ew, just ew.

It’s like on The Wire when the inner city kid couldn’t do straightforward math but could easily solve the same problem when it was a matter of getting the stash count right. 

That is not a comparison I ever imagined making. 

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I don't think Joy and Austin had sex before they were married but they ended up with the speculations because of two things . The wedding registry with Joy's birthday as a place holder , probably done to get the media and leghumpers off their backs (and maybe started before they even set the date ) which led to all those shotgun wedding rumors and blind items  and Joy carrying large . I don't think if Joy looked like Jessa early on we'd have this discussion right now .

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40 minutes ago, Genevrier said:

Never mind Kendra. Has Jessa made an announcement yet?

Damn!  I'm wondering the same thing!  Jessa's pregnant, for sure, and looks to be 4 or 5 months along.  Just rename her Fertile Myrtle or Clown Car, Jr.

5 minutes ago, Temperance said:

I don't see Jessa. 

She's to the right of Joy.

2 minutes ago, Temperance said:

No, I think that's Gabby as this was labeled Gabby and Drew's baby shower. It doesn't look like Jessa to me. 

I hope you're right.  I'm hoping Jessa doesn't keep spitting out a kid every year or so, because Spurgie and Henry are too precious to get lost in the shuffle of a houseful of kids.

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I'm just taking a wild guess and thinking that Joy will have the baby by Valentine's day. I read somewhere, can't remember exactly, that stated Joy's due date was early March. But then there is the Amazon registry that gives a due date of Feb 22. It won't be long now. By the way, since I haven't been keeping track, have any of the  Duggar babies weighed less than 7 1/2 pounds? Seems like all of them are good sized, especially Jill's babies.

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46 minutes ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

That single picture shows about a hundred of the reasons why I despise baby showers. 

You and me both. I'm fine with an old-school style shower of a tasteful luncheon and gift opening, but these ridiculous co-ed circuses with obnoxious games? Yeah, no thanks, I'd rather sleep with Smuggar.

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1 hour ago, BitterApple said:

You and me both. I'm fine with an old-school style shower of a tasteful luncheon and gift opening, but these ridiculous co-ed circuses with obnoxious games? Yeah, no thanks, I'd rather sleep with Smuggar.

You better believe I’d eat a melted snickers bar out of a diaper before I’d ever let Josh’s.... nope, there’s not enough brain bleach. Now I need a lobotomy. 

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2 hours ago, BitterApple said:

You and me both. I'm fine with an old-school style shower of a tasteful luncheon and gift opening, but these ridiculous co-ed circuses with obnoxious games? Yeah, no thanks, I'd rather sleep with Smuggar.

That could be our new catch phrase. Would you like a root canal? Yeah, no thanks, I'd rather sleep with Smuggar. How about I chop off your arm? Yeah, no thanks, I'd rather sleep with Smuggar. Although honestly, I really cant think of anything i wouldn't choose over sleeping with Smuggar.

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2 hours ago, BitterApple said:

You and me both. I'm fine with an old-school style shower of a tasteful luncheon and gift opening, but these ridiculous co-ed circuses with obnoxious games? Yeah, no thanks, I'd rather sleep with Smuggar.

Eeeeewwwwwwww. Just noooo. NEVER. (Y’all beat me to it, @SMama, @FakeJoshDuggar, and @lulu69.)

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1 hour ago, queenanne said:

I’ve never heard of a coed shower, though I grant the last time my friends popped out kids was about a decade ago.  Is it really that widespread?

I went to some coed showers in the very late 80s and early 90s. And I recently heard about quite few in my other state of sometime residence, although my understanding is that they haven't had many until just recently. So the history may vary regionally. 

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2 hours ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

Seriously, whatever happened to dressing up and attending a nice lunch being given by the new  mom's mother's best friend and watching her unwrap some lovely packages from female friends and family?  It's like now you need a DATE for a damn shower. And don't wear your good clothes or heels because who knows what gross games you'll be pressured into playing.  And with menfolk attending, drinking seens to have become more of a thing, too.  Plus with the dads coming along there is nobody home to watch the kids.  So by all means, everyone, bring your 900 brats along to run wild through the proceedings.  And get ready to do it all again for baby 2, 3, 4 ... ugh!

Excuse me, I need to go chase some kids off my lawn and then I need to travel back several decades in my time machine. Later!

Take me along, PLEASE!

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25 minutes ago, Churchhoney said:

I went to some coed showers in the very late 80s and early 90s. And I recently heard about quite few in my other state of sometime residence, although my understanding is that they haven't had many until just recently. So the history may vary regionally. 

No offense to anyone’s friends or family, but I’d be side eyeing anyone who couldn’t have a shower without dragging along a man at their side...  I have a friend whose boyfriend was so insecure she made everything into ‘ladies’ night... and Jeff”, which I always thought was a good way to block any men from approaching me on such nights.  Exceptions can be made on a case by case basis for mates or male relations of the showerees.

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1 hour ago, lulu69 said:

That could be our new catch phrase. Would you like a root canal? Yeah, no thanks, I'd rather sleep with Smuggar. How about I chop off your arm? Yeah, no thanks, I'd rather sleep with Smuggar. Although honestly, I really cant think of anything i wouldn't choose over sleeping with Smuggar.

Would you sleep with Smuggar for a Klondike Bar? Would I kiss my sister-in-law on the lips? Nah...I would rather sleep with Smuggar.

48 minutes ago, queenanne said:

No offense to anyone’s friends or family, but I’d be side eyeing anyone who couldn’t have a shower without dragging along a man at their side...  I have a friend whose boyfriend was so insecure she made everything into ‘ladies’ night... and Jeff”, which I always thought was a good way to block any men from approaching me on such nights.  Exceptions can be made on a case by case basis for mates or male relations of the showerees.

Yeah, I think they go two ways. Some are about dragging men along. And that can be ridiculous. 

 The first ones I went to back in the old days, though, were about couples in which the prospective fathers were determined to be as invested in their upcoming kids as the moms and wanted to live in that style and have their friends live in it as well. The first one I went to, for example, was for a couple in which the man was going to be the primary stay-at-home parent almost from the get-go. Etc. Those showers were actually just fun parties with a bunch of people who got along and enjoyed celebrating the babies folks were having. There were no girly-shower-giggles or stupid games. Just gifts for expected and wanted babies and their parents/families from friends -- married, single, straight, and, importantly, gay -- who were committed to being that kind of community of friends. The gay thing, for example, is important. Which of the two guys stays away from the party for his own baby when those guys celebrate the coming birth of their surrogate's child? .... I was lucky enough to live in a very enlightened and non-sexist community of friends, so these showers weren't weird at all. They were some of my favorite parties ever! (and I don't say that about many baby showers!)

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On 1/8/2018 at 6:01 AM, EVS said:

That’s a little unfair. They can count past 6 or even 10. Why do you think they run around barefoot or in flip flop so much? ?

We know they can count to 20.  Anything after 20?  Your guess is as good as mine!

I remember when Jessa and Jinger worked at Mama Carmens or whatever the hell that was called and Jessa was counting the money they earned.  I don't remember HOW she did it, but I remember she had a weird way of counting the money.  

2 hours ago, lulu69 said:

That could be our new catch phrase. Would you like a root canal? Yeah, no thanks, I'd rather sleep with Smuggar. How about I chop off your arm? Yeah, no thanks, I'd rather sleep with Smuggar. Although honestly, I really cant think of anything i wouldn't choose over sleeping with Smuggar.

Is Smuggar the new Grosser than Gross joke?  Would you rather suck the innards out of a cockroach or have sex with Smuggar?

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29 minutes ago, Heathen said:

The one good thing you can say about sex with Smuggar Duggar is that it would be over fast. No foreplay, two pump chump, no cuddling after. He probably wouldn't even care if you wore a paper bag over your head so you wouldn't have to look at him. 

Pass the brain bleach. 

I would pretend I was dead and think about Harrison Ford the whole time. Heading to the Prayer Closet with a bottle of heavy duty brain bleach.

I have a friend who says, ‘I’d rather clean all of the bathrooms in Grand Central Station. With my tongue.’ (I don’t think she made it up; it was a quote from somewhere, a song possibly.) So that’s my standard, and I still wouldn’t have sex with Smugger. I’d rather do almost anything than give that foul git an orgasm.

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