Heathen

Only ten kids for Tim and Franicia White (according to their About section). They must not be gawd's favorites. https://www.timandfranicia.com/about Back to Josiah and Lauren: I wonder what F and G kids will be. Frank Duggar, Fanny Duggar, maybe Franicia Duggar in honor of Heist He Way's mom. Gary Duggar, Gertrude Duggar, Gail Duggar?

Ezra is easy to spell and pronounce. When I see the act of cruelty that is "Heistheway," my mind goes He is the way? Heist he way? Heis (pronounced the German way) the way?

There are better choices for releases than balloons, which tend to end up in waterways or in wildlife's stomachs.

Nothing goes with Duggar.

I read that as delusions. Still accurate.

N might be a challenge, if the Kellers use up all the N names first. Ezra isn't bad. It's popular right now -- I know of another Ezra who's about four.

Typically arrogant of a Bates. Or any fundie. I doubt Kelly did any cooking once Michael(a) hit four or five and was considered old enough to handle meal preparation. Kelly must either have used someone else's recipes on Zach's show, or she is remembering a long-ago time when she actually acted like a parent.

I'd say both. It would take a lot of therapy -- which Josie almost certainly has not had -- to recover from the kind of shitty, poverty-stricken childhood her cult-member parents inflicted on her. But she's simultaneously a self-centered, image-obsessed fundie influencer, and she needs all the trappings that go along with it.

Really! "Seizures." And then Travis will have to stay home to drive Katie around.

Trained as a "midwife." Fixed it for you.

I'm slightly surprised they haven't started filming their toilet usage or sex life for clicks. Please don't give them any ideas.

No, it looks like home to me. That brown thing on the side is likely a nightstand or end table.

I don't want to disparage their experience, but a four-month fetus is no more a stillbirth than Jubilee was. Jill had a second-trimester miscarriage. I wish the Dillards healing and the sense to realize that Jill's body has been through enough already. They're playing Russian roulette with each pregnancy. Three kids is plenty.

Rude awakening for Katie, coming right up. She's an idiot and deserves what she gets.

The part looks so wide because her roots are showing, so yes, spray or root powder.