I am coming clean. I am the Tiger King. That's not a house cat in my avatar. He's 600 pounds and always in no mood for shenanigans. He is waiting for his chance to appear on My 600 Lb Kitty Life. Since he doesn't bath himself, relies on others to supply food, would like breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, lunch . . . and pees and poops in a plastic box, he is a perfect candidate.