Pepper Mostly

Well, bunkies, that's a wrap! Thanks for all the laughs! Have a fantastic weekend and make sure you get me my Louis Vuitton bag and tacky tourist tat from every roadside stand between here and Arizona. Love you all bunches, MWAH!

Rob has a "business", wink wink.

Oh boy, here we go. Crank out the LAL stereotypes. Prison boo's surly mama, who doesn't think anyone is good enough for her son, the convicted felon.

Candy Finnigan would take no shit from Joey! She'd snap him back before you can say "seedy motel". At least he wasn't lost and wandering the fleshpots of Dubuque!

Right? They seem so supportive and kind. And all Joey does is turn on the tears and wallow in his maudlin self flagellation. And he thinks the only person he deserves is a habitual criminal. His poor parents.

Well, Ayonna, that's the problem. You're in the system, and you have no control over this. I feel bad for her though. It seems like there's a decent person in there, and she's not dumb. So far I don't dislike her. I think she's made stupid decisions and is losing control of her life but I kinda like her. Someone send help, I am clearly ill.

That little girl is adorable. I just read a book this week "A World Apart", by Christina Rathbone, about women in prison. MCI Framingham in Massachusetts. It was FASCINATING and so sad.

She is definitely trying not to let any snarky comments slip, but she can't resist the occasional zinger.

Joey's poor mother. She looks so defeated.

Man, Dad Joey is just overflowing with bonhomie!

She will eat him alive. She will gnaw on his bones while demanding his passwords and another designer handbag.

Yeah, Andrew, put your money where your mouth is. Show up with a wedding dress and a justice of the peace and marry her in the bed of your pickup.

GUYS SHE'S AN EMPATH. That's it, I'm dead.

Oh, yes, he's going to be the saddest sad sack who ever sacked.

Jesus, look at all the swag! Chanel shades, Louis Vuitton bag, bedazzled iPhone..... Oh, the tag came off the knockoff Louis Vuitton bag! I'm dying here.