Right? What has become of us? I used to have hopes and dreams! Now I watch some idiot send a text, or pack a suitcase. (sobs softly)
Just one dick move in a never ending array of dick moves. Apparently Ed is made up of sweat, mayonnaise, desperation and dick moves.
If there's an African American community of any size near you, there are shops that sell outfits like Usman's. I don't know if women can wear them but there are absolutely fantastic dresses available.
Bingo. She'll be the "cool mom", flirt with her daughters' guy friends (to her girls' eternal mortification), and want to hang out with their girlfriends.