S06.E10: Week 5, Part 2

[Lindz]

That hype for Dean's return, including commercials... all for 5 minutes of airtime & a cliffhanger for next week?!! EFF THAT WHACK BS!! He dumped her in the worst way to KILL her feelings for him & now he wants another chance? NO EFFIN WAY! GO FVCK YOURSELF & GROW UP!! Fix yourself & date when you're ready to treat women right! OVER HIM!

[Ohwell]

46 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

I can’t get too upset with Clay spending so much time in the gym.  He was trying to stay in shape so he could find a team to sign him after he recovered from the injury he suffered on the Bachelorette.  I do blame him for being so whiny over Angela.   And Nicole wouldn’t be with him if Christian hadn’t gotten kicked off.  

But Clay is 32, so I would think that his pro football days are pretty much over.

[thesupremediva1]

WTF is with the rampant double standard - Clay is allowed to be in Paradise but not Angela?

Clay is allowed to move on, not Angela? She should deal with watching him with Nicole, but Clay shouldn't be subjected to Angela going on dates? WTF?! 

Fuck Clay and fuck Nicole. I defended Nicole when she was on Bachelor. I thought she was bullied and the other girls were mean to her. I thought she had a good heart. I was wrong. She's a jealous, insecure, nasty little bitch. She's jealous AF of Angela and it's showing. Angela is stunning and Chase is super attractive - I hope they make a go of it.

Clay is a serious double-talker. He's not over Angela. If you literally can't stand to see the person - EVEN when you're basically in a relationship with another person - you have issues. You have not moved on. Clay refuses to admit this to himself. And now I do not even care about being fair to Nicole because her mean-girl antics with Taysia have grown tiresome. I dislike both of them even more now.

What does it say about these walking disasters that Blake's monotonous bitching was the LEAST of what annoyed me tonight?

Kristina is beautiful and I loved her on Nick's season. Why did she go mess up her face? She looks plastic rather than the natural beauty she was just two years ago. Sigh. I blame stupid Dean. 

Edited September 4, 2019 by thesupremediva1

[Lindz]

I'd respect people actually trying to get to know someone & not just swapping spit with complete strangers, but the Mom excuse is a BS cop-out! I don't believe in ANY excuses for holding back feelings. You can hold back actions & honestly explain them.

WHY do so many people say who they were hoping to meet.... Uh. You know there's this thing called the internet? It connects people. I don't buy it. Many people manage to meet people before BIP, so if you really wanted to talk, you would've.

Oh busted Blake. Another shiny new thing walked in, that you wanted to meet.. Why not just ask for another friendship rose? Hell of a lot easier than putting on a show, acting like you're in love with Kristina, then vowing to reject dates before your dream girl #2 arrived! He really shot himself in the foot there. Pretty dumb. Oh well. Made his bed...

[kita]

Who is Bri? Why are her eyebrows so fuzzy?

Hannah's going to drop Dylan like a hot potato after an appropriate amount of time for the public to believe "they gave it a real shot!" Blake and Kristina: same. Any of these other last minute, musical chairs couples: same.

Edited September 4, 2019 by kita

[Fake Britt]

5 hours ago, ShaNaeNae said:

It just hit me last night who Matt McDonald reminds me of.

Holy cow!  It looks like an age progression on a missing poster!

[call me ishmael]

2 hours ago, Alexander Pope said:

That is definitely true.  But I saw JPJ at LAX last week and his bag was pulled for inspection.  He waited patiently and chatted pleasantly with the TSA folks, which is more than I would have done.  I have seen many celebrities over my many years living here, but given that I was literally discussing his antics the night before with my husband and son, this one took the cake.

But were the TSA officers trying to talk with Tayshia?  That would have been the real test...

[OldWiseOne]

16 hours ago, rr2911 said:

My only question I have and continue to have is how can the show allow Demi and Christiane to remain on the show if they were dating before and will probably end up together anyway? I would hate to think the show has to allow them to stay to please the LGBTQ community.

I think the show is "allowing them to stay" because that was the plan from the beginning. Why else did they film Demi and Hannah having a conversation about Kristian before the season began?

14 hours ago, Wandering Snark said:

Hah, I pretty much heard/saw that too. It's tough when your love of the spotlight clashes with, the potential love of your life. So conflicted!! Do I do what I said I came here to do or do I stay here and bask in the tall vocal fry? It's been DAYS since she saw Dean!

[ETA: If Dean lives in a van why did he rent a car to go to the Grand Canyon??]

That's what I thought too! Where is the van? Out of commission already? Shows how interested I am in their relayship when all I could think of when they were talking was why he had rented a car when he has a van!

[tennisgurl]

So I guess that van gets pretty good gas mileage, huh? I cant believe after all that build up with Dean coming back (sans mustache!) for Caelynn we dont even get to see her reaction! Tune in next week I guess? Screw you show, you made us sit through so much boredom and we didnt even get the dramatic pay off! I do feel bad for Connor, he seems like a nice enough guy, is a bit immature, and he really seems to like Caelynn. And now people are just straight up saying how he has just been a rebound for Dean, the guy Caelynn REALLY wants, and now he returns, and you know she is going to go for it. 

This episode did have a bit of actual fun in it, like JPJ with the fish, the kissing montage, and the cut aways to animals and crowds cheering when Farmers Only.com and Sydney kissed. So at least that broke up the boredom, and the dickish behavior of just about everyone. 

You know I used to think that Nicole was basically a nice person, but she has really showed an awful, petty, mean girl side to her here. Her and Tayshia doing Angela impressions was super high school mean girl crappiness, and her constant yammering about Angela's "evil plan" is just embarrassing to watch. Clay and Nicole obsessing over Angela seems to say way more about them and their petty insecurities about their relationship than it does about supposed super villain Angela, who hardly even seems to notice them. Also, Clay and Angela's breakup was apparently mostly gym related? 

Katie and Chris seem quite cute together, no wonder they've hardly gotten any screen time, they seem to just be chilling and having fun together like normal people, and who wants that?! Apparently.  

So Tayshia and JPJ are just back to goofing around and he is just wacky JPJ again? Like his ridiculous fighting and posturing with Derek just disappeared when Derek did? Yeah, Tayshia was loving all of that, she didnt care that JPJ was a huge dick and helped to drive Derek out of paradise, to the point that even the rest of the cast were telling him that it wasnt his "best look", she is just happy to get a storyline. 

Blake really has gone from kind of Bachelor Nation to its sloppy seconds in just a few weeks, damn. I guess thats the roll of the dice you get in Paradise. When you play the game of Bachelor, you win, or you look really stupid on national television. 

At least it seems like the editors have having fun at last.

[Kiss my mutt]

Demi just seems to be “experimenting” more than being serious with anyone. 

[LuvMyShows]

15 hours ago, Wandering Snark said:

[ETA: If Dean lives in a van why did he rent a car to go to the Grand Canyon??

I assume that his van is as awful as we are imagining, and that there's no way it could make a round-trip to the Grand Canyon!

17 hours ago, rr2911 said:

I would hate to think the show has to allow them to stay to please the LGBTQ community.

I don't think the show has to allow them to stay to please the LGBTQ community.  I think the show wants them to stay, to (in the show's mind) build some cred with the LGBTQ community.  I had thought it was leading to the inevitable first-ever same sex proposal in Bachelor history (how dramatic!), but the preview has me potentially doubting that now (however it's probably just the editing monkeys, thinking we are so invested in that relationship).

17 hours ago, leocadia said:

Glad we got some backstory on why Luke S chose the twin instead of whoever it was he went on a date with.  

Did I miss something?  What was the backstory?

3 hours ago, kita said:

Who is Bri? 

IIRC, she was the one on Colton's season who did a fake Australian accent in her limo pull-up introduction (but we never saw her explain to him that it was fake, and I think she was cut on the first night).  That's why the date card she got in Paradise had some call back to Australia, but I can't remember right now what it said.

5 hours ago, Just Carol said:

I did not feel any connection between Sydney and Matt. The big deal the editors made about that sad kiss -- rockets, volcanoes, lions, lol.  Then his makeout with Bri spliced with Sydney, yow.

So they made a huuuge deal over Matt kissing Sydney, which took forever in BiP time.  And he worried about what his mom would think of him kissing a girl he had come to know, kisses that weren't actually that much, truth be told.  Then he goes on a date with Bri, who he just met, and he has no problem whatsoever doing deeper kisses, and it's apparently "Mom, who?"  BS all around.

[LuvMyShows]

20 hours ago, JenE4 said:

Everyone stares wistfully over the edge of the infinity pool. Bukowski, the “Bachelor Elder,” is now labeled “Not Gerard Butler” and gives the kind of advice Young Bukowski would have scoffed at before bagging another vulnerable girl.

Bukowski truly is now a "grown-ass man" (and hot!)...but...he did say that one of the BiPers had been "literally on top of the world".  Drops him down significantly in my book!

20 hours ago, DEL901 said:

Wow.  3 years and I guess Chase needs a shot of BiP to try to stay relevant to Bachelor Nation.  

At the wedding, three men arrived, and TPTB didn't even do us a solid by putting chyrons on the screen.  At any rate, one was Chase, the other was Brooks (famously from Des's season), and the third was Connor.  They are from different seasons and not all in the same demographic and are unlikely to all have been close with Goose or Crystal.  So I am still trying to figure out what it was about. 

IIRC, Chase was basically given The Bachelor stint and then it was pulled away for Arie.  So is he here for an audition?  No way was Connor auditioning for TB, and it appears he was there for Caelynn and the guarantee-it-was-planned-in-advance Dean return drama.  So what about Brooks?  I doubt he will show up in Paradise at this late stage, but they had him make that entrance with the other two.

[nlkm9]

4 hours ago, Ohwell said:

But he blew snot on national television.  He might be nice but he's nasty as hell.

thoughtless-people have to walk on that. and all the retching on the beach. I know you cant help when youre sick, but he really is gross and inconsiderate, unless they edited out his attempts to clean up the vomit and the snot

26 minutes ago, LuvMyShows said:

Bukowski truly is now a "grown-ass man" (and hot!)...but...he did say that one of the BiPers had been "literally on top of the world".  Drops him down significantly in my book!

At the wedding, three men arrived, and TPTB didn't even do us a solid by putting chyrons on the screen.  At any rate, one was Chase, the other was Brooks (famously from Des's season), and the third was Connor.  They are from different seasons and not all in the same demographic and are unlikely to all have been close with Goose or Crystal.  So I am still trying to figure out what it was about. 

IIRC, Chase was basically given The Bachelor stint and then it was pulled away for Arie.  So is he here for an audition?  No way was Connor auditioning for TB, and it appears he was there for Caelynn and the guarantee-it-was-planned-in-advance Dean return drama.  So what about Brooks?  I doubt he will show up in Paradise at this late stage, but they had him make that entrance with the other two.

was brooks the man bun guy?? I never could understand desirees desire for him, but now I find him cute

[nlkm9]

4 hours ago, thesupremediva1 said:

WTF is with the rampant double standard - Clay is allowed to be in Paradise but not Angela?

Clay is allowed to move on, not Angela? She should deal with watching him with Nicole, but Clay shouldn't be subjected to Angela going on dates? WTF?! 

Fuck Clay and fuck Nicole. I defended Nicole when she was on Bachelor. I thought she was bullied and the other girls were mean to her. I thought she had a good heart. I was wrong. She's a jealous, insecure, nasty little bitch. She's jealous AF of Angela and it's showing. Angela is stunning and Chase is super attractive - I hope they make a go of it.

Clay is a serious double-talker. He's not over Angela. If you literally can't stand to see the person - EVEN when you're basically in a relationship with another person - you have issues. You have not moved on. Clay refuses to admit this to himself. And now I do not even care about being fair to Nicole because her mean-girl antics with Taysia have grown tiresome. I dislike both of them even more now.

What does it say about these walking disasters that Blake's monotonous bitching was the LEAST of what annoyed me tonight?

Kristina is beautiful and I loved her on Nick's season. Why did she go mess up her face? She looks plastic rather than the natural beauty she was just two years ago. Sigh. I blame stupid Dean. 

I gotta say, there are a few exes in my life dating back a looooong time(I m happily married 36 years!!!) and there are some, granted one or two it would irk me to see them and their significant other, due to the circumstances of the breakup. And I know I am welll over them--just a bad part of human nature. Clay seems like he gave her a bullshit excuse to break up, and maybe we aw a few clues as to their issues-but he is not over her but it doesnt mean that he cant date. Nicole, barf, she is so annoying and like someone else said, if latin lover boy hadnt been kicked off she wouldnt even be with clay. just awkward all around!!!

[ramble]

Shut up Nicole and Tayshia! Pettiness and jealousy look really ugly on both of you. Clay is not a catch. He’s a whiny manchild. I loved Angela’s bemusement with his determination to have a talk. She sure didn’t seem like she needed the closure he was convinced she did. He also seemed to have a lot more trouble seeing her with someone else than she did seeing him with low rent JLo. I think she may have dodged a bullet with him. 

I don’t remember Nick V’s lookalike but I actually think he’s cuter than Nick. Which isn’t saying a lot since I find Viall vile. 

I think Dean got back to van-land and realized he missed the showers and free nachos available on sleaze beach. I guess that was worth the porn ‘stache’s death. (Thank goodness!) Maybe he is into whatshername with the bobble head but I wonder if the  chance to grab a hot shower and a quick beer added to the attraction. 

Calling it the Boom Boom Room suddenly makes Fantasy Suite sound almost classy. I guess admitting that it really goes down in the Bathroom Bang Box is less sexy. 

[sistersledge]

18 minutes ago, ramble said:

think Dean got back to van-land and realized he missed the showers and free nachos available on sleaze beach.

I think he got back to the hotel for a few days, hung out and is now "back"... 

[Just Carol]

I love that all the women are now calling the Paradise beach "the house."  " It is so great to go on a date and get out of the house," "...new people coming into the house...." Like it was the Mansion.

I am (generally) a right-reasons viewer, so I believe that Dean had a change of heart and came back to retrieve Caellyn.  Of course he would not be allowed to stay to ride out the game -- he already left.  But Caellyn could stay on the beach, get lots more camera time, and reunite with Dean afterwards, if she wants to.

If Dean did, in fact, have a change of heart, become more mature, etc., then kudos to the van.  Blake needs to get a van.

[leocadia]

5 hours ago, LuvMyShows said:

23 hours ago, leocadia said:

Glad we got some backstory on why Luke S chose the twin instead of whoever it was he went on a date with.  

Did I miss something?  What was the backstory?

Sorry for the confusion, I was abusing sarcasm.  There was literally no story about either of them this episode. 😉

[Nowhere]

I suddenly realized why Tayshia looks so familiar. She looks like E.T. when he dressed pretty for Halloween. Now I can’t unsee it. You’re welcome. 

[bequialife]

Ok, is it Shaun Mendez who Connor reminds me of?  Forgive me if this has been mentioned, but that same young, baby face?  Trying to grow up too fast?  

[Nowhere]

When Clay dropped his words of wisdom, “One conversation can change everything,” my mind heard it in the voice of Patrick from Spongebob. 

Hey guys, when Hannah goes to Cali, she’s going to take walks with Dylan. In joggers! Doesn’t that sound like the most exciting life ever?

[JudyObscure]

21 hours ago, ShaNaeNae said:

It just hit me last night who Matt McDonald reminds me of.

He reminds me of Jerry Vandyke.  Anyway you look at him, he's 60's TV.

[ShaNaeNae]

5 hours ago, bequialife said:

Ok, is it Shaun Mendez who Connor reminds me of?  Forgive me if this has been mentioned, but that same young, baby face?  Trying to grow up too fast?  

Someone on Instagram did a side by side of Connor and Michael Cera.  I see it. 

[Katie111]

One thing I don’t get.  People always say everyone goes on the Bachelor/Bachelorette to gain fame and hopefully parlay that into becoming a C list celebrity or at least become famous enough to make money off of hawking stuff on Instagram.  However, if that’s the case, why can’t they get “better” people on BIP?  By “better” I just mean people that we are familiar with.  People that made it further along in the process on their respective season.  Most of the people that have walked down the stairs this year, I have no idea who they are.  They seem to get a lot of people that were eliminated on the first night.  The others are often people who have been doing this for years, like Emily, Chris, and Kristina.  

[mertensia]

Loved the mass disdain from the women when Brie showed up. "Oh, look," contemptuously " it's Brie. "

These people need to reenter the real world and try dating real people.

[Starlight925]

17 hours ago, LuvMyShows said:

At the wedding, three men arrived, and TPTB didn't even do us a solid by putting chyrons on the screen.  At any rate, one was Chase, the other was Brooks (famously from Des's season), and the third was Connor.  They are from different seasons and not all in the same demographic and are unlikely to all have been close with Goose or Crystal.  So I am still trying to figure out what it was about. 

OMG, good catch!  I was wondering who all the other "wedding guest/cast members" were, just figuring they were actual friends of the couple from home.

Of course, I was watching the show sideways, laying on my couch, on many pillows, so.....

Anyway, yeah, what would Brooks have been doing there???  Wouldn't he be like, 10 years older than poor-man's Ben Stiller?

[Ms Blue Jay]

4 hours ago, mertensia said:

Loved the mass disdain from the women when Brie showed up. "Oh, look," contemptuously " it's Brie. "

These people need to reenter the real world and try dating real people.

I remember thinking Brie was really gorgeous on her season if I'm remembering right....

[Alexander Pope]

6 hours ago, ShaNaeNae said:

Someone on Instagram did a side by side of Connor and Michael Cera.  I see it. 

The Vulture recapper, who is brilliant, calls Connor "long Michael Cera."

[DEL901]

4 hours ago, Sterling said:

Anyway, yeah, what would Brooks have been doing there???  Wouldn't he be like, 10 years older than poor-man's Ben Stiller?

I read he was one of three who were waiting at the hotel but didn’t end up in Paradise.   I guess the keep spares or options based on how things are going. 

[Starlight925]

45 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

I read he was one of three who were waiting at the hotel but didn’t end up in Paradise.   I guess the keep spares or options based on how things are going. 

OMG, that makes perfect sense.  Brooks.  I still don't get the Des-love for him, and I'm guessing he wasn't so much of a fan favorite to even bring him on BIP.  Guess he's still single after all these years.  

[JudyObscure]

I thought Brooks was a little full of himself but handsome and dignified and he was a finalist.   He is bound to have been better than Matt or  Conner who I really believe is only 16 after his latest vocal fry reaction to Dean,  "Dean shou'nt be here.  Go away Dean.  Go back to your vaaaan."

[nlkm9]

23 minutes ago, JudyObscure said:

I thought Brooks was a little full of himself but handsome and dignified and he was a finalist.   He is bound to have been better than Matt or  Conner who I really believe is only 16 after his latest vocal fry reaction to Dean,  "Dean shou'nt be here.  Go away Dean.  Go back to your vaaaan."

I would pay for Connor to get speech therapy. I cant beleive there are men with vocal fry. I couldnt stand to listen to that voice. ugh. same with JPG aka the snot blower-he has been totally ruined for me 🙂

Edited September 5, 2019 by nlkm9
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[the-grey-lady]

I love the last few weeks of Paradise, when randos who've spent their time hanging out and drinking suddenly start rushing about, looking for someone (anyone!) to whom they can become engaged.

[Stan39]

30 minutes ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

I remember thinking Brie was really gorgeous on her season if I'm remembering right....

No, I remember that, too. Each season on the Bachelor there seems to be one gorgeous, easygoing woman who gets zero airtime that the Bachelor nonchalantly votes off a few weeks into the show after showing little interest at trying.

I actually re-tuned into this show just because of Bri, seems like I haven't missed much over the last few weeks. Reading this board and watching this episode, is it safe to say that the only non-producer created story-line this season is Chris and Katie's relationship? Everything else seems manufactured and pre-determined (I had thought thought Clay and Angela breaking up before the show was just a random occurrence that Annaliese brought up. But clearly ABC was just setting us up for some boring pre-pubescent cattiness between the girls.) 

[nlkm9]

On 9/4/2019 at 12:33 PM, Ohwell said:

Like I said, maybe nice but definitely nasty.

im with you--I cannot get past his filth, retching, sweating and snot blowing. and I thought he was the cutest. blech.

Edited September 5, 2019 by nlkm9

[Mu Shu]

On 9/4/2019 at 9:10 AM, TomGirl said:

I am clearly in the minority, but I do not find Dean attractive AT ALL!

I thought the guy with the butt hole mouth was more attractive.

Caelyn should think this through. I don’t think she’s cut out for van life. Pooping in a bucket doesn’t look to be her jam. 

[hyacinth]

Could they start some sort of van-living blog?     I worry for those two crazy kids.     

Edited September 6, 2019 by hyacinth

[NoWhammies]

If I was interviewing Connor for a job - any job - the way he talks would immediately put me off, and I can't imagine he would manage to impress me in any way regardless of how qualified he was for the job I had on offer. I hope for his sake he starts to talk like a grown up soon.

[nutty1]

3 hours ago, NoWhammies said:

If I was interviewing Connor for a job - any job - the way he talks would immediately put me off, and I can't imagine he would manage to impress me in any way regardless of how qualified he was for the job I had on offer. I hope for his sake he starts to talk like a grown up soon.

I cannot help but wonder if that was a learned speech pattern or has he always spoken like that? Surely he had to hear himself while watching The Bachelorette. 

[break21]

People with bad voices - JPJ, Clay, Conner  I could not live the rest of my life listening to any of those voices.  

[jade.black]

On 9/3/2019 at 11:08 PM, leocadia said:

The look on Caelynn's face when Dean asked her to leave with him was priceless.  Granted, I'm biased against her based on her actions so far, but it looked like she was thinking "Leave?  The cameras???  That's not how this works...that's not how any of this works."  Let's see if she really wants a relationship (not that I think it will ever work out with Dean) or just a televised relationship.

^Dead on! I also find Dean to be super attractive, but I'm very disappointed in him if he thinks CAELYNN is the one to settle down for. So she can flip her hair around 10 times a minute and giggle at you between every other word? Come on. A hot vagabond can do so much better... and she is not the girl to be into a gypsy van life.

I'm so on Team Angela. She is getting the best revenge of all time and doesn't even have to work for it. Go girl! She also dodged a bullet. 4 hours at the gym?! He's upset she doesn't want to go with him? Run away!

The producers are the best. I laughed so hard at the first kiss montage. I also appreciated the splice cuts of Blake protesting way too hard about not being into Brie cut with scenes from Brie looking smoking hot on a surfboard while Blake was making the world's lamest conversation with Kristina on the beach.

[el diego]

Every time I hear, or even think of, Connor saying "What is he dooOiiInggG heeEEeerrRe? Go baaAacK to your vaaAAaannN" I cannot help but cackle. Hell, I'm cackling now just typing it

Edited September 7, 2019 by el diego

[chocolatine]

On 9/5/2019 at 11:41 AM, DEL901 said:

I read he was one of three who were waiting at the hotel but didn’t end up in Paradise.   I guess the keep spares or options based on how things are going. 

The ones who are kept on standby but don't make it on the show are the real winners here. They get a free, air-conditioned vacation during which they can Stagecoach it up with the other standbys without fear of being exposed a la Blake.

[Just Carol]

6 hours ago, chocolatine said:

The ones who are kept on standby but don't make it on the show are the real winners here. They get a free, air-conditioned vacation during which they can Stagecoach it up with the other standbys without fear of being exposed a la Blake.

I wonder if they keep the boys separate from the girls.

[waving feather]

Dean: "Who wants easy??"

If you accept him, welcome to your life of uneasiness, Caelynn. Enjoy!

[Bethanne]

On 9/3/2019 at 9:00 PM, DEL901 said:

My favourite Matt kisses a girl montage clip...the foal finding its legs.  

But seriously, did he never see a Bachelor show before?   No wonder Hannah dumped him night one if he was talking about what his mother would think.   

Did he use a fake ID to get in the show and he is really 15?

My 15-year-old has significantly more game than this sweaty, red-faced dork. He can’t even put together a sentence without his voice cracking.

On 9/3/2019 at 9:10 PM, rebel2u said:

Blake's every word, glance, facial expression is so calculated, like he's starring in the production of his own life.  Was he like this on The Bachelorette?

Eeyore.

On 9/3/2019 at 9:26 PM, SallyAlbright said:

Nicole is such a mean girl. Angela seems like the most normal and relaxed person there. 

Angela is definitely the top of the heap of this crew. She needs to keep her fucking hands out of her hair though. 

On 9/3/2019 at 9:45 PM, Armchair Critic said:

Connor looks like every other kid walking down the hallway at my daughter's high school

Sounds like them too.

On 9/3/2019 at 10:48 PM, TenaciousWarrior said:

Count me in as someone who is Team Dean. He’s super attractive to me.

I don’t find him physically attractive at all, but aside from Angela, he seems to have by far the greatest emotional intelligence and maturity of anyone on the beach. If he gets that Jack Kerouac thing out of his system I would imagine he would be a caring and decent partner. 

On 9/6/2019 at 10:16 AM, NoWhammies said:

If I was interviewing Connor for a job - any job - the way he talks would immediately put me off, and I can't imagine he would manage to impress me in any way regardless of how qualified he was for the job I had on offer. I hope for his sake he starts to talk like a grown up soon.

Somehow he seems to have a respectable job at Goldman Sachs, which I cannot comprehend. 

[LuvMyShows]

Three random observations:

• Boo-hoo, poor little Blake just wants love....oh, and someone who is "gorgeous"!  
• Caelynn saying that she has been through "hell" at Paradise?  I just can't with these overblown pity-party sentiments...and the fact that others are buying into it, only makes it 1,000 times worse.
• I wonder if Nicole, when she watches herself on the show, will realize how absolutely idiotic she looked when ranting about Angela's "plan" to steal Clay from her.  Bish please.  The only plan Angela had was to show up at Paradise looking like a smokeshow, have fun with whatever boy toy caught her eye, and not have to make some gym rat's workouts become the center of her existence. 

[Bethanne]

I think the most inauthentic of all of them is Hannah. She literally flinches every time Dylan kisses her. I understand, and can’t imagine suffering through another person touching, petting, stroking, kissing, and leaning on me every GD second of the day. I don’t know how she hasn’t snapped by now. 

3 minutes ago, LuvMyShows said:

  The only plan Angela had was to show up at Paradise looking like a smokeshow, have fun with whatever boy toy caught her eye, and not have to make some gym rat's workouts become the center of her existence. 

Yeah, so very true. Aside from her unfortunate top teeth situation, Angela is definitely the winner of BIP. Whoever put in her veneers should have his or her license revoked. 

[SassyCat]

32 minutes ago, Bethanne said:

I think the most inauthentic of all of them is Hannah. She literally flinches every time Dylan kisses her. I understand, and can’t imagine suffering through another person touching, petting, stroking, kissing, and leaning on me every GD second of the day. I don’t know how she hasn’t snapped by now. 

Yes, Hannah has turned into quite a disappointment. She's going to break that boys heart. It's obvious she is not into his constant billing and cooing. Even her kisses are all poses, as if she's in a romance movie in her own mind. She's very aware of the camera and how her arms and hands move.

[leocadia]

1 hour ago, Bethanne said:

I think the most inauthentic of all of them is Hannah. She literally flinches every time Dylan kisses her.

I think she just caved to peer pressure (which doesn't say much about her maturity, but I don't think it makes her a bad person.)  Everyone was constantly saying how horrible she would be for choosing Blake over Dylan, how Dylan was such a nice guy etc..  I think she thought she'd be a "villain" if she didn't stick it out with Dylan.  I can't imagine them lasting beyond the beach.