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  1. Nowhere

    S.09 E.05: Paradise Lost?

    Men don’t ever get raped by women because we have nothing we can stick in their asses and we don’t have the strength to overpower them with a dildo. I’m sorry for being very direct but I’m sick of this excuse too. If a man has a full hard on, I’m thinking he wants sex. Otherwise, sex is impossible. Anybody ever heard of getting pumped and dumped? Men do this all the time. They have sex with a woman and never speak to her again. Yes, women do it too. But the point is, he didn’t have to be attracted to her or want a long term relationship with her to be horny. If he cared about her feelings he wouldn’t have had sex with her and would not have let her “attack him”, if that’s what happened. Fully agree with gonecrackers and aphroditewitch.
  2. And I don’t understand this because none of these people are interesting. They’re just incredibly annoying. When Chantel’s mother, father, or brother enter my screen, I can’t even watch. I’m suddenly reminded of how they were pretending to put together care packages for the homeless. If anyone still has that episode in your dvr, just go back and look at what they were putting in the care packages. I’ll wait... And the stupid little brother’s rap cuh-reer. Please. Just kill me now. We also get the pleasure of having Pedro’s ugly ass bitch of a sister grace our screens. No thank you. I can’t even deal with her. She’s terrible! Like someone said earlier, give me Nicole wandering around Timbuktu, searching for “daddy.” I’d watch a full season of that. I will not watch family Chantel. What a poor choice. Is TLC smoking crack?
  3. He was definitely making a threat of some sort about leaving Chantel “after ten years” and green card. I know they get a ten year green card after marriage but I’m not sure what happens after the ten years is up if they divorce. Probably nothing. Regardless, he was threatening her with leaving if she doesn’t change her attitude. That’s very disrespectful. I don’t understand why Pedro says these things and it’s run Pedro. But if Andrei or Jay said it, everyone would be up in arms. Pedro is acting like an asshole. I liked him a lot before and I was on his side for a long time but now I think he has gotten his revenge and he can move on. Chantel is all but licking his ass. I don’t blame her for being upset about Obed’s rumor since her parents have been telling her the same from the start and she’s been denying it. It’s like your worst nightmare coming true. And she’ll have to hear “I told you so” from her parents and siblings when they watch the footage.
  4. Pedro said, “If you don’t change your attitude, when I get the green card in ten years, I’ll leave you.” Imagine if Andrei had said those words. Everybody would be flipping shit. But Pedro can say it and it’s fine and Chantel just better not stand up and demand respect? That’s unbelievable. The only one making any effort for the marriage is Chantel, whether you like her family or not. I can’t stand her family and won’t be watching any reality show starring them but if I were her, I would have left Pedro in the DR and filed for divorce. His family is no better than hers. They should call it square at this point and decide not to talk to either family if they want to be together.
  5. Nowhere

    S09.E04: Stranger Love in Paradise

    That guy looks like a caveman. I can’t believe he was ever a lead on that show. What the hell was she thinking? Is she the expert on kissing or what? And this is proof that MAFS was just a stepping stone for her reality career.
  6. Nowhere

    S15.E09: Week 9: Hometown Dates

    Or maybe she just likes that position and now that she’s watched the footage, she’s embarrassed by how many different guys she climbed on top of so she’s making excuses, or others are making them for her. Let’s please consider that these men are in their mid to late twenties. They’re not kids. They’ve each been with several women. Kissing Hannah for a minute in front of an entire set isn’t going to get them hard enough to show through their pants, if at all. She need not flatter herself. Btw, Hannah seems like the kind of pageant kid who would have been the biggest brat on Toddlers in Tiaras, sucking down pixie sticks, and terrorizing the other contestants. Her mom probably let her drink Mountain Dew as a child so she wouldn’t throw a fit during her “talent” competition. This woman is a more polished/skinnier Honey Boo Boo.
  7. Nowhere

    S15.E09: Week 9: Hometown Dates

    Lol! So Hannah is the only female in bachelorette history who can give every man a full-on throbbing boner with just a kiss. So much so that she has to mount all of them to cover their shame. GTFOH.
  8. Nowhere

    S15.E09: Week 9: Hometown Dates

    And Luke, Jed, and Garrett in previous episodes.
  9. Nowhere

    Season 15: Speculation and Spoilers

    Hard to edit her to be more sexual than she is when she mounted every guy in the place at least once. She got a hyper-sexual edit because she’s the only bachelorette who climbed on top of one guy after another on group dates, pool tables, saunas, couches, backseats of cars, windmills, etc. And she admitted to having sex with one of the guys then proceeds to get ridiculously upset with another guy who wasn’t okay with her spreading herself thin. Newsflash: no guy wants the girl they’re dating shoving all the strange dick she’s getting in his face. Haven’t met one yet. She can try to act squeaky clean now because she’s embarrassed but everybody saw how she acted. They didn’t get a body double for the scenes. She did it and she should own it.
  10. ^^I’d like to add that if roles were reversed, I’d feel the same way. My twenty-year-old daughter told me that people in her class thought this 27-year-old man liked her. I didn’t show it but it did worry me and I talked to her about the situation. I just don’t think anyone under the age of 23 should be with someone much past their own age, because of maturity. And it makes me wonder why an older person can’t get someone their own age and why they’d target someone they can’t even drink with legally. I don’t have an issue with age gap relationships. I have less of an issue with older woman/younger man relationships.
  11. I think Jay is an adorable kid with a good personality. I don’t think he’s a good husband obviously but I’m not sure if he understood the consequences at his young age. I also think he was probably sexually abused in some way and has problems regarding keeping it in his pants. So, I do think, due to his age, people do feel some measure of sympathy for him. He didn’t marry another 20yr old. Ashley is in her thirties with a fully developed frontal lobe. If she were my daughter, I’d be pissed at Jay for cheating of course, but I’d also tell my daughter that she should have expected it and marrying a young sex-obsessed man was not in her best interest from the beginning and she should have listened to those around her giving her warnings. Lesson hopefully learned. If Jay were my son, I’d be side-eyeing Ashley FROM THE START. No! I may have fought her in the streets! I know men like older women sometimes, but for an older woman to marry a man that young takes a special kind of crazy. I would have told jay to stay away from this woman predator. It’s one thing to date for fun or sex, it’s a whole other story to marry the young man. DON’T MARRY A 20 YEAR OLD. I’m sorry but something isn’t right with Ashley. For some reason she wanted to control a man and Jay was the perfect one for her purposes and to create drama, which some people really need in their lives it seems. Jay isn’t off the hook for what he did but rumor has it,
  12. Nowhere

    Season 15: Speculation and Spoilers

    Can somebody share the full story about what happens with Jed? I know about the girlfriend but what happens after he gets the final rose?
  13. Nowhere

    S15.E09: Week 9: Hometown Dates

    Exactly. Hannah somehow found a way to talk shit about each of the guys. I don’t know if it was just her tone or her words. At Luke’s house she definitely said she doesn’t know how he made it that far. If he were my son, I would have told her to take a walk then because another woman will appreciate him. She put his family on the defensive. They had to tell her that maybe Luke wasn’t being himself because who she was describing was not the person they know. It would be frustrating for me as a parent to know that a girlfriend can’t see who my son really is, and that the relationship started with bickering. I would be heartbroken. That is a red flag on Hannah. At all the hometowns, she seemed to want to make it appear that she’s the woman who changed their son and whipped him into shape. I don’t think any mother is wanting that kind of attitude in a DIL unless her son is on the wrong path in life. None of these men have those problems so Hannah can shut it. She’s not everyone’s savior.
  14. Nowhere

    S15.E09: Week 9: Hometown Dates

    I don’t like people who automatically talk extremely loud to seniors, which is what Hannah did as soon as she met Tyler’s dad. It was like she was talking to a deaf baby. Just because he’s been sick or has gray hair doesn’t mean he’s reverted to infancy. Treat a grown man like a grown man, damn it!
  15. Nowhere

    S15.E09: Week 9: Hometown Dates

    Thank you! Exactly what I was trying to get across. Hannah’s problem isn’t a southern problem. Gosh, she’s annoying. I couldn’t spend 5 minutes with her. Between the smiling and the vocal fry and k sounds replacing g sounds, and the like like like like like. Wow. How do they stand her?
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