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Peter can listen to all this vocal fry because he does it too. I feel ashamed of myself for watching this season and that’s a new feeling. I’ve always enjoyed this franchise but this season just feels different and I have to remind myself that I’m 42 years old. Why should I be entertained by these kids crying and backbiting and making out with each other?? This season has reached a level of immaturity that I haven’t previously seen. All the girls look like they’re 14. Am I wrong or am I finally just old?

Why would it take more than a year to sell Christine’s house?

I’m hoping they get their looks from their mother because if they inherit that forehead of Michael’s, I’m sad. No child should have to deal with that.

Yes. We may be the only ones but I felt bad for him too. It was like she was just trying to sabotage him. Fame whoring at its best.

I don’t like the term “slut-shamed” because the word “slut” is an insult. Having sex doesn’t make you a slut. Replace the word slut with any other slur and you’ll understand my confusion over the use of the word. I’m not a slut for having sex but I’m going to call myself one if you shame me for having sex. What? I don’t get it.

I honestly think all the engaged men should get a ring from the show.

There are certain people that production has a hard on over and I’m not sure why. Demi is one and Ben Higgins is another. They made a boring reality show for him a few years ago and now he gets some other show? Stop trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.

Is it even realistic for Chris to be giving more than he is at this point? How long have they been together? I feel like Katie is pushing way too hard.

Very dramatic of her to take her ring off. I wonder is Chris had any clue that she would do this and if he wasn’t in on it then that’s a red flag and he should get out now.

John Jones wasn’t expecting Tayshia but he was mic’d when he answered the door.

Why are they letting their crotch goblins trash the place?

You said that much better than I did. That’s exactly what I meant.

The women are acting like they didn’t consent to having sex with a single man who was not committed to any of them. Men and women both have sex without intent to commit for a lifetime. They need to stop whining about Blake. LOL.

I am so with you on this, I can’t stress it enough. I too have more LGBTQ friends than straight and I hate how they’ve made it look like Demi is the first lesbian on earth. It kind of makes me sick. Plus, I’m not buying it. It looks very immature and experimental to me. Not like anything serious I’ve ever seen.

I’m glad Jordan said that DEREK isn’t a misogynist if he had sex with women. I’m kind of upset about how the men are being portrayed this season and I’m including Blake. None of these women were raped. They had consensual sex with single men. Since when are women such pussies about sex? They make it seem like we mate for life. Newsflash. We like sex too. Obviously, Kristina didn’t want anything more than that from Blake so why do the men like DEREK have to be on the defensive for having a good time with women they meet. Sorry, I can’t say the name DEREK without saying it like, “Don’t insult my intelligence, DEREK!” I’ve tried and it’s physically impossible.

Dylan is a stalker and we all know it. Hannah, you should be terrified. Side note: I can’t stand it when people say one million percent, or the like. One miiiiilllllllion percent is not a thing! You get one hundred and that’s it! Greedy fucks.

What is going on here? I’m still baffled by this season! Why is anyone getting engaged and why are we expected to believe that any of this is real after only a couple of weeks? Good job on the facial expressions while Chris was spitting his bullshit, Katie. Now just keep doing that for two years so you can keep that ring.

I can’t be with you if you don’t love me already after less than a month, Clay! *holds up skirt and trots away* *leaves behind glass slipper*

Yeah. I was just about to post this. She loved him since their first kiss but then hardcore made out with someone else on the beach. Haha!! What a fake ass break up. Nicole really thinks she can be the next bachelorette or something because that was an audition.

The vocal fry is already on fleek tonight! And btw none of these couples are believable.

That’s a Bacon score of 1 to Bacon himself! Nice!

I’ve seen a lot of trans women and I’d say that the tall blonde may be trans. Darcy identifies as 5’7 (lol), she’s wearing heals and Roucelle (or whatever her name is) is taller then Darcy. then we have the blonde towering over all of them, even Tom, with broad shoulders and strong jawline. All jokes aside, I assumed she was a trans female. My apologies to her if I’m incorrect. 🤷‍♀️

When Clay dropped his words of wisdom, “One conversation can change everything,” my mind heard it in the voice of Patrick from Spongebob. Hey guys, when Hannah goes to Cali, she’s going to take walks with Dylan. In joggers! Doesn’t that sound like the most exciting life ever?

I suddenly realized why Tayshia looks so familiar. She looks like E.T. when he dressed pretty for Halloween. Now I can’t unsee it. You’re welcome.

Guilty 😳🤭 Yeah she just sucked it back up into her head which was hard enough to hear and see. JPJ has absolutely no manners and I don’t see how that is attractive to anyone. After the first black bachelor? We can only be woke in a certain order. The only think Derek has going for him is the fact that he resembles Jim Halpert but that character was meant to be average. We all loved Jim because of his personality. He got cuter and cuter with every season of The Office. Unfortunately for Derek, his personality isn’t that good. Although, I did appreciate how he handled JPJ last week.