Once upon a time, there was a battle between the Nefarious Nitwits and the Brazen Bullies.
And every day, each side needed to sacrifice one warrior to the Vengeful Volcano for good fortune in the clash- lest the Volcano swallow them all.
Until one day, all of the warriors previously sacrificed suddenly climbed out of the Vengeful Volcano, wondering what had happened.
And because of this, the first Nefarious Nitwit - Brazen Bully hybrid was born, and it was thought that David the Brazen Nitwit might usher in a new era of peace.
And because of this, battles with weapons ceased and they started having dances, but those soon became dance-offs!
And because of this, most of the population danced themselves to death as done during the Dancing Plague of 1518!
Until finally, there remained 4 Nefarious Nitwits who had refused to join in the dance-offs and 5 Brazen Bullies who opposed the dance offs on moral grounds.
And ever since that day, they combined to make a new group, the Definitely Don't Dancers.
The moral of the story is... if you're ever sacrificed to a volcano, don't climb out or your town will eventually become the inspiration for Footloose.