Yes, we're kindred. (But, I wear contacts, go figger)
So, to keep it show related....our frequent litigants and their rotted out teeth (Care Credit) issues send me scratching the walls.
The P usually wants the D to pay for the teeth fixing. IMO, it's usually the P that was just looking for a fixer-upper and wanted the work done. D didn't previously give a damn about his trench mouth.