Cleo: Landon! Such violence is not necessary.
Landon: That's pretty ironic coming from you.
Clarke: Still as handsome as ever. Oh, admit it. You totally missed me.
Hope: I'm not going to dignify that with an answer. I will, however, indignify it with a question. How are you even here?
Clarke: Long story short, someone chopped off my head. Woke up in the blackness, endless loneliness, suffering, existential agony, blah blah blah.
Lizzie: Don't. Have you completely forgotten that Clarke once faked being Vardemus, turned Josie evil, and then tried to hijack your bo