JTMacc99

Future family member. Name pending.

Felt Up a Cop. This would actually be perfectly normal for one of my friends who just this past weekend got engaged to a state trooper. Unfortunately for her, her initials on this list would have her on Springer for Tea Bagging Steven Hawking. (I'm going to be giggling about that one for at least an hour.)

I kept an eye out for it this time. He asked a question like “tell me what about your ex’a style you didn’t like.” Which is a legitimate and good question for what they’re doing here. Then the animation shows some lazy schlub sprawled out on the couch. Heh.

I have a shit-ton (that’s my word of the week btw) of parsley and mint growing on my porch. So the internet told me I could use some up making a cauliflower tabbouleh. Food processor the cauliflower, then the herbs, then juice a couple lemons, red onion, tomatoes, olive oil, s&p. It was pretty good given the lack of calories other than the oil. My son ate it, so there’s that endorsement. Of course the other item on his plate were cheeseburger sliders on potato rolls, so he may have been in a good mood food wise.

I’ll just be up here grooming myself until I decide to drop from the sky and scare the dog later.

Seems reasonable...

Some people are natural leaders. Jake is going to have to figure it out. I think he wants people to respect his skills and just do what he says.

Me too. He usually had such sad eyes for such a happy dog. Not in that photo though. I continue to get a daily bombardment of Golden Retriever puppy videos from my daughter. She’s wearing me down.

F: Rachael. I’m sure the thought crossed my mind back in the 90s, to be honest. M: Phoebe. Cool, independent, and the kind of crazy I would enjoy. K: Sorry Monica. I know how to cook, and clean and organized is just not that important to me. Note: Totally different order if we are sorting out the actors instead of the characters.

You guys! The beets found their soulmates last night. So it is possible. As for me, other than the beets and being mildly amused by what Tinder looks like to a 27 year old, I'm dark on all the apps these days. I think I may be done with it.

I’d also like to give a nod to my 7th grade English teacher, where my appreciation of grammar got its start. I still remember her lessons on the forms of the verb “to be”. is/am/are/was/were/be/being/been

Ms. Griffith, 5th grade. 5th grade about when I started to get a sense of myself, but before puberty and girls started messing with my head. I remember become much more social in her class, getting to learn that when I was good at something academically, that a teacher could encourage me to look into it further with extra assignments. I also spent part of that year with my desk facing the wall because I wouldn't shut up and pay attention when I was in the standard four desk clusters. For whatever reason (okay, I know exactly the reason) I actually enjoyed being one of the "troublemakers" who had his desk against the wall sometimes. What I remember most about her was that she "got" me. Which is a pretty cool thing to figure out when you're like 10 or 11 years-old.

It is possible that olives are the reason I like Gin. Just another reason to consume olives. My one from the list above is snails. The whole rest of the list I will either eat purposely or give it a shot if I think the preparation looks good. I can't eat raw apples due to an allergy, but cooked is no problem. So bring on the apple pie. Also, who wouldn't eat Sourdough Bread because they're picky? Just the thought of warm sourdough bread makes me smell it in my mind and start figuring out when I can have it again...

My friend believes it is Siri in her case. They don't have an Alexa. Damn! Hopefully everybody is okay and for the people without power it doesn't last too long.

One of my friends and her boyfriend are constantly on the lookout for things they TALKED about suddenly showing up in their targeted advertising. They've given me enough examples that I'm starting to believe her.