smittykins

Spiral Starecase. *shows self out*

I still LMAO at “stick it in your pointy ear.”

Wouldn’t you have to be a contortionist to shave your B-hole?

Two of them to Higgy and Gardy! (Not that I’m complaining…)

Shh, don’t give them any ideas!

I’m so sorry, @GHScorpiosRule. Fuck cancer(human and animal)with a rusty spike, every day and twice on Sunday.

I read years ago that the classic animated Raid commercials were made so that people wouldn’t see actual bugs die while watching TV st the dinner table.

Our bullpen sucks. That is all.

The one by Sniff and the Tears? (I can’t remember what I had for dinner last night, but the name of a one-hit wonder act from 1979? I’m on it.)

These Dreams - Heart These Dreams - Jim Croce

Can’t pour p*ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

Can confirm. I briefly tried Boost Mobile, which used Sprint towers, and the reception sucked monkey balls.

When I heard that, I was like “Yay for @ebk57!”

I’ve since learned that Good Mythical Morning’s Rhett and Link were involved in making the Butt Drugs ad:

I ordered the three books recently published about the end of the Trump presidency: Landslide(which I’ve finished), I Alone Can Fix It(which I’m reading now), and Frankly, We Did Win This Election(which was on back order and I should get sometime today).