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  1. Fake Jan Brady

    Years and Years

    Good grief, let's hope not... She also got herself out of bed and down the stairs at the house of the guy with the sex robot. I think in the future wheelchairs can fly [like daleks]. If it was only to familiarise me with the actor Dino Fetscher, I'm happy with that.
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    S31:E11/12 This One is For One Million Dollars

    That was so odd; Phil shouted that Leo & Jamal were team number one, but "because we're in a very public place" whispered the placings to Kory & Tyler and Colin & Christie [but held up two fingers while doing so to K&T, which negated his discretion].
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    S31:E11/12 This One is For One Million Dollars

    Plus the home town curse struck again. That took me right back to TAR5 when Colin came from waaaaay behind to overtake a Bowling Mom by powering up an ascender climb. It remains the most athletic feat I ever saw on the Race. I was as intensely for Team C&C this finale as I was against them last time around. Fifteen years... Crazy.
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    S03.E06: Household

    So is mouth wiring a regional thing? Big in DC, yet to catch on in Boston? Or possibly optional, since Serena said she should have put a ring in [June's] mouth the day they met...? I shoulda deleted my recording timer when I had the chance...
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    S31:E10 Chugga Chugga Choo Choo!

    From the kid that was nearly beheaded in the boat Tyler and Korey rammed into to the guy on the motorbike that Team Fun cut off, I don't think I've ever seen an episode where so many locals were in danger! I'm adding Smit Giethoorn to my list of dream destinations but maybe on a less busy day.
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    S17.E14: Finale

    I'm surprised Mimi wasn't cast in anyone's final runway. Hopefully she was too busy with other glamorous work. I loved everything about the finale, especially the win, although I was dismayed the editors had Bishme praise Hester's collection instead of his papito's! Apart from his collection being beautiful, Sebastian just seems like the sweetest man. Very satisfying win.
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    S31.E09: Let's Split!

    I was sure someone was going to be skewered by their gnome while bouncing around learning the poem.
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    S17.E13: One Elle of a Day

    My favourite part of the episode was hearing the groan that went around the world when Hester popped up in a talking head wearing that stupid Jughead crown thing. Anyhoo, back to my Bishme/Papito fan fiction...
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    S31.E08: You're The Apple In My Eye

    It's the apple OF my eye, Korey. I wish the title of the episode had been something to do with how Brett was pronouncing funicular [but I guess they didn't know how to spell it]. LOL moment: Colin realising the RoadBlock was a shooting challenge - "Fuck yeah!"
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    S17.E12: The Art of Fashion

    I kid. I love Sebastian. As Charles Montgomery Burns once said when Homer Simpson commented on his vast fortune: "Ah yes, but I'd trade it all for a little more".
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    S17.E12: The Art of Fashion

    When the final five were sitting in the Designers Penthouse Sebastian and Bishme were sitting so close to each other I thought they were holding hands...and then my mind wandered into that storyline for a lot of the rest of the episode. What I'm saying is I hope one of them wins.
  12. Fake Jan Brady

    S31.E07: Living Fearlessly

    31 seasons, at least 10 teams a season, two people to a team - so of the approximately 600 people [!] who have run the race producers think Rachel is the one we want to see the most?
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    S11.E13: Reunited

    Is "I was feeling some kind of way" a hip new expression amongst the kids or just Ra'jah not being able to narrow it down?
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    S11.E13: Reunited

    That pretty much confirmed what I already thought: Nina was robbed, Yvie should win, Vanji is hilarious and there were a whole bunch of either annoying or forgettable queens. The two things that surprised me were that Silky could sit still for an hour and Brook Lynn is as ice cold as a Canadian winter. #TeamYvie
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    S17.E11: New York City of Dreams

    If I wanted a dress, I'd go to Sebastian but if i wanted a hug, I'd make a beeline to Bishme. [and if I wanted a bee line, I'd go to Garro] Season 5: Leanne, Korto and Kenley.
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