Toaster Strudel

No kidding, he needs buckets of butthurt cream every time he sees someone do something nice for someone else. It's like a personal slight to him. His infantile "pain" seems to run deep like he's holding back tears of frustration and anger.

Colt was packing her stuff and announcing prices like $30!!! $50!!!! and another $30!!!! to drill the point home to the viewers that Larissa has extravagant tastes. It backfired. 🧐

Imagine how big the lies were for this fat psycho slob to land a model.

Colt did own up to the fact that Debbie called the police that third time because they were merely arguing. That is beyond the pale and Judge Judy would blow her top if she heard such an outrageous abuse of police services and the legal system in her courtroom. Debbie was hellbent on pushing out Colt's sexwife. She used the police as a tool to speed up her personal agenda. I'll never forget what Colt's Friendly HVAC cousin suggested that he do. He told Colt he should bang Larissa ragged for 89 days, and ship her back to Brazil unmarried. He did marry her... but Debbie and Colt want to rage-deport her now.

I don't know who the source is for all that Larissa trash-talk that makes Colt and Debbie look like innocent victims but I don't buy it.

I can't believe they all fell for Trashley's melodramatic "Stage 3" kidney failure bullshit. It's an asymptomatic stage. If she does have lupus, her kidney function may rise and fall.

Me when anyone asked me if they could hold my baby:

There never was any room for Larissa to fit in.

Lovers.

Ah, just a bunch of filthy low-class liars having an internet cat fight bringing up puss funk and sugar daddies to cover up for an uneducated tatter with a penchant for public toilet humping. HARD PASS

Sumit said he quit his job "for" Jenny. To find a suitable apartment, towel-dry her hair... uh uh, sure. The moment he tried to paint it as quitting for her benefit, all the red flags slipped up every mast and I knew that he intends to live off her.

That's what makes me so furious. People with real disabilities who benefit from having an animal helper worked hard to get certain privileges, and now it's all being de-legitimized by selfish assholes you put froufrou dresses on their untrained "service cocker spaniels" and want to bring them on planes at no extra charge.

Those "service dogs" were pets, period. These scams remind me of the able-bodied in handicapped parking spaces.

Jay has stupefying, crushing, heavy sack power that he used to paralyze and exert control over Trahsley. Look at how much she gave away for that D that he promised to give her several times a day.

Deavan & Jihoon: One Week of Boom Boom, a Lifetime of Regrets