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  1. Persnickety1

    S02.E25: Felony Fantasy

    Good catch, @Farley! So much for that researching a paper for school. Now that I've typed that, I just became curious to what schooling she could possibly be undertaking where she could walk away for THREE MONTHS of chasing prison dick instead of using that time to study. What a delusional hosebeast.
  2. Did the American man's car have air conditioning? Hopefully they weren't ride sharing in Colt's non-air-conditioned vehicle. You seem to be an insider with possibly a lot of first-hand knowledge so I won't comment or speculate on my views except to say I think both Colt and Larissa are vile, always have, her even more so than him.
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    S02.E25: Felony Fantasy

    Oh yeah, I saw that and any doubt that he was a mouth-breathing neanderthal was erased. I need to watch him walk more closely to see if he drags his knuckles as well.
  4. Persnickety1

    S02.E25: Felony Fantasy

    Ditto on Bridezillas. I enjoyed the first season but after that every single episode was some bitch acting totally over-the-top outrageous just to ensure a spot on the show. Kind of like Catfish on MTV turned into a bunch of catfishers/catfishees really just looking to get on TV to promote their half-assed DJ businesses or other fuckery. I do hope this show doesn't go down that route. So far I'm really enjoying this season but that's only because it's at an even higher level of crazy than the first season.
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    S02.E25: Felony Fantasy

    I love your entire post! 😄 If I were to venture a guess, it would be that she's a recovering addict and provides counseling to other addicts, maybe for a shelter or an AA/NA-type program. I'm also going to guess she probably has minimal, if any, benefits. I'm not even sure a certificate is required for a lot of those types of counseling positions. She probably does something akin to what Gamblin' Ronald is going to (supposedly) be doing on 90 Days: The Other Way if you watch that shitshow. All of the participants are batshit crazy this season. A couple of them seemed relatively normal last season but let's face it. There is something very fundamentally dysfunctional with these people who seek out prisoners with whom to establish relationships, so their freak flags sprout pretty quickly. This season they're all clearly batshit crazy right out of the gate. BTW, anybody else notice Miss Serial Killer sounded like she was changing her story in last night's episode? In the first episode, she claimed she had coincidentally stumbled upon her inmate when researching a paper about serial killers for school (which I knew was utter bullshit). Then last night she made mention of wanting a prison pen pal and finding this bank robbing assclown. Which I'm pretty sure is what we posters had concluded anyway. I find the need to grab a couple of Excedrin Migraine whenever Vincent is on my screen. My head starts to hurt just watching him try to formulate and express a thought. The wheel might be spinning but the proverbial hamster is dead with that one. And that blond....oy, dumping her kids to go chase convicts. What a pillar of motherhood. And then Miss Serial Killer dumping her kids for THREE MONTHS to go chase her convict dream. I look for both of them to someday have their own very special episode of any number of ID Discovery programs. Hopefully they both keep their children far away from their escapades. Ugh.
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    Darcey & Tom: No More Meester Rice Guy

    You know, you're absolutely right. Brother Persnickety was a "problem" drinker, so when he came to visit I made sure I had hidden any and all alcohol way back in my closet where he'd never find it. WRONG. I went to make a stir fry a few days later and imagine my surprise when my bottle of cooking sherry I had was bone dry...even though I'd only used a couple of tablespoons of it the previous week for another recipe. Yup, gotta watch 'em, anything with an alcohol content is fair game. Tom might want to check the refrigerator contents as well 😄 😄 😄
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    Darcey & Tom: No More Meester Rice Guy

    Jesse is a total douche, but I always gave creedence to his version of events regarding her drinking. I don't think even Darcy herself contradicted Jesse's tale of being drunk and hiding in the bushes the night she came home from the bar inebriated. She just sat there weeping and wiping her eyes. Tom should probably remove all the alcohol from the AirBNB if he doesn't want to deal with hot sloppy begging drunken mess Darcy whilst she's visiting. Ugh.
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    Gretchen & Slade & their BS

    It makes no sense to me, either. In fact, one of the (if not the only) things I admired about Gretchen was the way she stayed in that little condo instead of immediately running out and buying a huge McMansion to keep up with the other housewives. I thought that showed some financial intelligence. Maybe being addicted to fame whoring can be just as expensive over time as any other addiction.
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    Gretchen & Slade & their BS

    That's what I'm thinking, that the current balance quoted above sounds like it might even be higher than (or at least equal to) the initial purchase price. I'd venture a guess they've probably been subsidizing their lifestyle through taking out loans on that condo. I might be confusing Gretchen with another housewife, but didn't Bravo dump her when viewers called out that fake "engagement" to Slade with the helicopter fuck and awe shenanigans? It seems to me there was a lot of viewer backlash over that particular story line and that was her swan song. I always thought Gretchen could have earned herself another season if she and Slimey had gone with that ridiculous Tamara story line with the fake baby and trying to decide if she wanted another kid. I remember eye rolling so hard over that when the women already had a bunch of kids and should have been well aware of how much work babies are. Gretchen, however, could have pulled such a story line off pretty well since she had no real experience with kids...and she's so dumb it could have been mildly amusing. With 45-year-old mother-of-4 Tamara, though, it was absurd. It's going to be interesting to see if the condo goes up for auction next week. All that money invested into it just to lose it for $26K is crazy. I hate to see anyone lose their home (even famewhores), so hopefully they figure out a way to keep it.
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    Gretchen & Slade & their BS

    Well, I think people actually have to click on the links in Instagram, FB, etc. to earn anything (beyond product in exchange for advertising). I'm not sure she has enough fans/followers left these days to generate much interest in her clickbait. I used to follow a few HW's FB pages and followed Gretchen for a while as well. She would post personal stuff, pictures of her dogs, recipes, etc. Then seemingly overnight every single post on her FB page was clickbait. Literally every single one. I un-followed her long ago and her FB page had almost zero fan reaction at that point. I have no idea how many IG followers she may have but they need those clicks to get that cash. She had that condo when she joined the cast about 10 years ago and yet still owes almost $500K on it. I'm a lifelong renter, but wouldn't that mean that she possibly has been borrowing against her equity and those loans have come up to bite her in the ass? It sounds like her balance might even exceed the initial selling price. I agree with @Happy Camper in that this is probably just the tip of the iceberg in what they owe.
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    Gretchen & Slade & their BS

    These two are the ultimate in fame whorishness. I must be a terrible person, but I'm raising an eyebrow and wondering if they didn't take this moment to have a baby because they were hoping that baby would be a cash cow and they'd be able to pay their bills. The timing is....yeah, "interesting." I don't think she's had much of an income since her HW days and him - ugh. (It should be noted I put absolutely nothing past these two, not even working overtime to produce a baby as a golden ticket...particularly when their home is going into foreclosure.)
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    Darcey & Tom: No More Meester Rice Guy

    I don't think she's too bad facially, but she looked a lot better before all of that shit she's done to her face and her sister is running neck and neck with her.... And, speaking of necks, while I don't think she's too bad facially, I find her to be built very oddly. I normally wouldn't comment on this, but since she allowed herself to be filmed nearly naked in that bathroom scene, I can't help but notice she has no neck and her hips practically sit right under her armpits with no discernible torso/waistline. I realize she's quite short but so am I, and a multitude of other individuals, but we have necks and a defined torso. I dunno, maybe I'm just hungry and bitchy but I think she'd look a lot more elongated if she'd cut that hair to maybe shoulder length and stop pouring herself into skin tight pants, and maybe skip the thigh-high boots that make her appear even more..."compact." Sometimes I look at her and think maybe she should be on Little People, Big World or one of TLC's Little People shows. Now that I've expressed my entirely superficial recap of her body, I'll show myself out.
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    Darcey & Tom: No More Meester Rice Guy

    I seem to remember back then reading an interview in which Jesse stated when he first saw Darcy at the airport, he thought he had been catfished because she looked nothing like the pictures she'd been sending him. IIRC, production had to reassure him that it was indeed Darcy so agreed to proceed. If that's true...yikes! Actually I think it might be true, because I seem to recall at the Tell All that he accused Darcy of sending 10-year-old pictures and her retort was that they were only 7- or 8-year-old pictures. What I can't figure out (and I'm old so not totally technology talented) is I thought these people all used Facetime and Skype, etc. Can filters be used on these modes of communication? I would think lighting, makeup, angles, etc., could only do so much when talking face to face. I know Rebecca plays Hobo Kelly and has her magic "mirror" that she used when she chatted with Zied. Hell, Nicole chatted with Assin' before her first visit and he made the infamous comment that she was "bigger...a little bit." How are these people disguising their appearances so well on live chats is a mystery to me.
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    S02.E24: Inmate or Soulmate?

    It's a 90DF reference as one of the participant's mom gives him a gob of her hair whenever he travels. It's really quite bizarre and creepy. If you enjoy this show, you should give 90DF a try if you haven't already 😄
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    Darcey & Tom: No More Meester Rice Guy

    I do believe that, even with the extreme amount of reality TV shows I've watched over the years, this is first time I've ever seen someone cry and beg to be fucked. Just cuddle, my ass. Darcy won't stop until there's full consummation because I'm sure she equates that to love in her little perfume-entrenched brain. Eau de Desperation indeed. Tom should do what Jesse should have done after her night of drunken meltdown and hiding in bushes...Put her histrionic ass on a plane the next morning and don't look back. (Made for great snarky TV, though, Darcy, so keep up the good work!)
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