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  1. Persnickety1

    S07.E16 Lashanta's Story

    Indeed I am. In fact, as I type this, I'm moving into a double wide in a senior park 😄
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    S07.E16 Lashanta's Story

    I would be the most hated woman on reality TV. No amount of crying, whining, threatening, trying to make me cave with their tale of woe, or begging would make me give them even a single morsel of something not on Dr. Now's diet. I could call myself The Enforcer. 😄 Imagine the looks of fury on their bloated faces when I went out to a fast food joint only to return with a salad of grilled chicken and mixed greens and a lemon wedge to dress it with. No more ranch for YOU, poundticipant!!! No more soda for you, poundticipant, regular or diet, because that carbonation is a fat fluffer. You get a large iced tea sans sweetener and all the water you can drink. Need a snack? Here's a low fat skim milk mozzarella cheese stick. Bon appetit! Yeah, I'd be hated by most of the viewers because I would take no prisoners, but I'd make damned sure those people lost the required amount of weight (and possibly more) before their next appointment with Dr. Now. On a slightly off topic but related note, what you've posted is so true. Ever see that Morgan Spurlock documentary Supersize Me? What the actual fuck, dude. You actually went to McD's three times a day and intentionally ordered the highest calorie, least nutritious, most sodium laden shit on their menu and then acted shocked about how tired you were, how poorly you felt, and how DARE McD's do this to the public? Seriously? I'm not a big McD's fan, but sweet baby jaysus, they *do* offer salads and much healthier options than what he was ordering. No one coerced him into ordering the least healthy items on their menu or to get the supersized option whenever it was an option. When it comes to fast food, these poundticipants remind me of Spurlock making a concerted effort to order a tremendous amount of the least healthy options on any given menu. Ugh.
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    S07.E16 Lashanta's Story

    YASSSS!!!! See below... I've decided I'm in the wrong profession. I'm going to start my own Fat Sitter business where I volunteer to oversee these people and make damned sure they stick to their diet and no contraband comes through the door. Having zero emotional investment in these chucklefucks, I'd thus have zero problems telling them to eat what they were given no matter how loudly they protested or what threats they made. "Hey, you can't even wipe your own ass...what are you going to do, chase me down? Eat what I gave you and STFU. Your days of unbridled gluttony are officially over." Maybe I should contact Dr. Now and offer my services. Oh, and how about the look on her face when her son brought her that pizza.... "Orgasmic" was the only way I could describe it. Ewwwww...and he's seen a lot of stinkers so she must have been extra malodorous. *gag* I'm in the process of moving so I must have missed this part. I'm wondering if I have the fortitude to sit through a re-watch for this gem. Probably should have just taken her a tub of Crisco and a tablespoon. I often wonder how these people afford all of this fast food/takeout. Maybe it's just because I prefer home cooked food, but I can't begin to estimate how much they spend per month with the amount of food they consume. It reminds me of Dolly Parton's quote about "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap," but in these cases, it's "It costs a lot of money to be this unhealthy."
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    S07.E16 Lashanta's Story

    A lifetime of bad decisions beginning at an extremely young age. And at the top of the List of Bad Decisions, that fucking corn-on-the-cob grill she was sporting had to be in the Top 5. I spent half of the episode thinking she had extremely discolored teeth before I realized it was a personal (horrific) choice to jack up her teeth with that shit. On another note (this doesn't apply just to Lashanta as I've seen several 600-lb'ers do it), there is no fucking way I'm eating anything prepared by someone in their bed, sans underwear, errant pubic hair being shed, dubious personal hygiene, and hands that likely never see soap and hot water. Ugh.
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    Tracie & Clint: Bless Yer Hearts

    Gawd yes! I would watch that shit like it was my job. I need my The Dimwit and The Goddess fix and I'm counting down to when this train wreck returns. Every couple on this show was a mess of epic proportion, but these two were my "favorites." Hurry up, WeTV, and get this shit rolling.
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    S02.E12: Tell All

    Ugh. I think he was just attracted to skinny, blond, and young. He must have been desperate for some new pussy to keep pursuing that hot mess. Jennifer reminded so much of Jesse (of Jesse and Brian) on Catfish, her looks, her mannerisms, and her addiction/mental health issues. Turned out Jesse had a plethora of issues that were apparent to probably anyone viewing that episode but not to Brian, who was actually participating in it. I can't feel sorry for the Aldredges. They got too close to that proverbial fire and got wicked burned.
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    The Real Housewives Of Potomac

    I'm just now watching season 3 on Hulu and had almost forgotten how much I enjoyed seasons 1 and 2. I'm up to the episodes where the question of whether Monique was drunk when she wrecked her car and where Sherman has apparently ghosted Gizelle. Good stuff. I resisted watching this franchise for quite a while just because it seemed to get rather tepid reviews and didn't generate the fanfare of the other franchises. One day I was bored and decided to give it a try. Bravo really should promote this franchise more effectively. I find it far more entertaining than BH or OC, which have become as stagnant as the fish in Dorinda's guest room. Hell, I may even pay to watch season 4 "live" via Amazon Prime. Bring it, Bravo!
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    S09.E15: The Calm Before

    That mullet would have looked awesome blowing in the wind. It reminded me of that tale of fuck-and-awe Shane regaled regarding how Otis died. I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn Siddiq had sold out to save his own ass.
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    S07.E16: I Don't Like the Sound of Your Voice

    Right? Apparently both Rob and now Adam have decided dealing with Scheana-igans is not worth any amount of camera time and exposure. I tell myself that Kristen just does this to piss off The Queen. She knows Lisa despises her yet she brings ratings, so Lisa was stuck with her being on the show even though Lisa fired her ages ago. I hope Kristen grabs her, hugs her, and gives her ridiculous air kisses every single time she sees her in public, just because it would repulse The Queen. Bonus points if Kristen makes them inappropriately long and extra squishy hugs a la Eden Sassoon. 😄
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    S09.E15: The Calm Before

    I felt the same way about that ridiculous death they gave Tyrees, too. Why not just kill him off while protecting Judith instead of being "sneaked up on" by a groaning, moaning, shuffling walker teen? I don't particularly mind it when characters are killed off per se, but at least have their deaths true to the character.
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    Spoilers and Speculation

    And the OCD in me couldn't be detracted from the perfectly spotless new soles of Daryl's shoes. It's the little things 😄
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    S09.E15: The Calm Before

    Oh damn, we were typing at the same time so I just saw this. Yeah, speaking only for myself, I'd have rather Carl's head be on a pike and have him gone out fighting to the end. I hated the way in which they killed off Riggs. The character deserved a better send off.
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    S09.E15: The Calm Before

    I thought they should have put the entire Heath story line to bed with this episode and simply have his head on a pike, too. Since Tara's history now, we'll never know what the dumb ass found that apparently was supposed to be some esoteric clue about Heath's fate. Better to have wrapped up that whole mess than leave it dangling out there like an albatross. As for sending a cake, hell, I was ready to throw her a goddamned parade for getting rid of Tara and Henry was a glorious bonus. That entire Henry story line made me start wondering all over again why AMC *really* fired Chandler Riggs. I still believe it was because of salary issues since he was turning 18 and the nefariously tight fisted AMC didn't want to pay the piper, so to speak. I didn't see anything unfold with Henry that couldn't have been done with Chandler. Maybe Chandler's acting wasn't award worthy by any stretch of the imagination, but neither was Henry's. I'd have rather seen Carl's head on a pike than have him die the idiotic senseless death they gave him. At least he would have gone out fighting to the end instead of meeting his fate due to foolishness.
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    S07.E16: I Don't Like the Sound of Your Voice

    I totally agree. I immediately flashed back to that scene of Rob saying he wasn't going to respond to her any more and for her to play with her friends. Normally I would express surprise that she isn't learning, but...well, with *these* chucklefucks, it would appear none of them ever learn (which is why I love this tawdry little mess with every fiber of my black little heart). With the Chucklefuck Crew? Doubtful.
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    S07.E16: I Don't Like the Sound of Your Voice

    I seem to recall when there was a group trip last season, she apparently was bombarding Rob with texts, phone calls, wanting to Facetime, etc. IIRC, he ended up pretty much telling her to leave him the fuck alone while she was on vacation and told her to go hang out with her friends. That's our Schaena Marie, definitely a Stage 5 clinger.
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