I would be the most hated woman on reality TV.
No amount of crying, whining, threatening, trying to make me cave with their tale of woe, or begging would make me give them even a single morsel of something not on Dr. Now's diet.
I could call myself The Enforcer. 😄
Imagine the looks of fury on their bloated faces when I went out to a fast food joint only to return with a salad of grilled chicken and mixed greens and a lemon wedge to dress it with.
No more ranch for YOU, poundticipant!!!
No more soda for you, poundticipant, regular or diet, because that carbonation is a fat fluffer. You get a large iced tea sans sweetener and all the water you can drink.
Need a snack? Here's a low fat skim milk mozzarella cheese stick. Bon appetit!
Yeah, I'd be hated by most of the viewers because I would take no prisoners, but I'd make damned sure those people lost the required amount of weight (and possibly more) before their next appointment with Dr. Now.
On a slightly off topic but related note, what you've posted is so true.
Ever see that Morgan Spurlock documentary Supersize Me?
What the actual fuck, dude. You actually went to McD's three times a day and intentionally ordered the highest calorie, least nutritious, most sodium laden shit on their menu and then acted shocked about how tired you were, how poorly you felt, and how DARE McD's do this to the public? Seriously?
I'm not a big McD's fan, but sweet baby jaysus, they *do* offer salads and much healthier options than what he was ordering. No one coerced him into ordering the least healthy items on their menu or to get the supersized option whenever it was an option.
When it comes to fast food, these poundticipants remind me of Spurlock making a concerted effort to order a tremendous amount of the least healthy options on any given menu.