Why - WHY - are people letting him walk around like that?? There is amazing fake hair technology, including for men, that you don't have to have millions to take advantage of, and he claims to have millions so what is he doing?
I used to work with a guy who had a toupee that was this bad (it was both the wrong color and did not fit properly, so you could actually see a bit of his horseshoe baldness) and people would avoid eye contact, it was so bad. He and Stan would have both been better off just going bald. I don't think people think anything of a bald older man, but we will do a double