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    The Bachelorette in the Media

    Silly me, of course there's more than one music festival where everyone from the Bachelor Family meets and hooks up. 😂 And just to clarify, there were two leads named Ben, Flajnik (commonly referred to on this board as Flapjack) and Higgins. Higgins is the one with the podcast.
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    The Bachelorette in the Media

    Were they talking about Stagecoach?
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    House Hunters

    I wish just once someone would say "I used to be homeless/a refugee/live in third world country, so I'm happy to be able to have a clean, comfortable home, and I don't give a hoot what style it is."
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    Silicon Valley in the Media

    S6 trailer is out:
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    S16.E10: Top 10 Perform

    Unpopular opinion here, but I thought it was painfully obvious how small Bailey is when he danced. His arms especially are tiny, so all of his lifts looked ... truncated, for lack of a better word. Half the time it looked like Mariah was lifting herself with her own momentum. I do think Bailey is adorable though. Who thought that adding more tinsel to Anna's outfit would distract from her bad dancing? It made her look even more clunky. Talia Favia's choreography is what I imagine an SNL parody of contemporary dance would look like if they ever did one. Ezra made the most of it, but of course all the praise went to Madison, who can't even dance in her own style.
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    S06.E04: Week 2, Part 2

    Caelynn: "Blake is such a player, he's disgusting!" Caelynn, five minutes later: "Dean's so hot, I hope he asks me on a date!" Tayshia, to Hannah: "You had a date with Blake before coming on this show and let me go on a date with him without telling me? You're such a manipulator!" Tayshia, to Demi: "You were in a relationship when you came on the show and haven't told Derek, whom you've been leading on this entire time? You are so brave, you need to do what's right for you!"
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    S03.E13: Mayday

    Fred only told Tuello about the one crime that didn't also implicate him. As much as he wants to stick it to Serena, Fred's number one priority is still Fred, so he's not going to make his own situation any more precarious than it already is. I was worried about that too, but with Rita in Canada now, I hope she testifies about Serena beating June (when June was pregnant, no less) and raping her to induce labor. Those things were definitely not "state sanctioned".
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    S06.E03: Week 2, Part 1

    I don't know about "wiser". She definitely said yes to the date. Jordan got all excited and skipped off to pick his outfit. Then Hannah went to his room and told him she'd changed her mind. According to what Cam told Hannah B. on the Bachelorette, he had lymphedema in his leg and his doctors said it might have to be amputated. And he claims that's the reason he can't find love. Poor, delusional Cam ...
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    S03.E13: Mayday

    Too much suspension of disbelief required for the rescue plot. There's a random Martha and child popping up in Lawrence's front yard in broad daylight and June waves a gun at them, but nobody notices? Every commander's house is supposed to have one or more guards, but all the Marthas managed to get out with sleepy, disoriented kids in tow? And there were multiple patrol cars during the walk through the woods, but only one to guard the plane? But I'm willing to forgive all of that, because SERENA IS FINALLY GETTING WHAT SHE DESERVES!!! Praise be!
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    Bachelor in Paradise in the Media

    IIRC, one of the men she cried over last season was Kenny. She's an equal opportunity crier.
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    S06.E02: Week 1, Part 2

    Misery shared is misery halved.
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    House Hunters International

    Which is 400 miles from Aachen, so he's definitely not working there on a regular basis.
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    House Hunters International

    I'd love to know where Kevin actually lives and works when he's not shooting HHI, because he's been in episodes all over Germany. I think the show keeps featuring him because he's cute and telegenic and his accent isn't too heavy, and since most of the show is fake, he's not actually required to do real estate work in every German city.
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    S06.E02: Week 1, Part 2

    To be fair, that was Raven, not Tia. Based on the texts Blake posted, he didn't want Caelynn to come over that night, but she was the one who insisted, saying she just wanted sex, "nothing more, nothing less". That doesn't sound like a woman who cares about exclusivity.
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    Bachelor in Paradise 6: Speculation and Spoilers

    Dean criticizing Blake for how he treats women is like the pot calling the kettle black.
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