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  1. mertensia

    Masterchef (US)

    I suspect Joe has the number of James Beard winners from each state memorized. He's got the kind of attitude that makes me want to bodily stop them from entering an aircraft while softly cooing "oh, I'm sorry. Planes were invented by flyover state men. Clearly they're not worth your flying in. "
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    Masterchef (US)

    I don't remember but probably. Snobbery against flyover states annoys me no end.
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    Masterchef (US)

    Joe, shut the giant fuck up about Minnesota. There is nothing wrong with the state - with ANY state not New York State - and just shut the fuck up. Yay! Bri went home!! Production must have hated her since no one told her they could see her black bra under her sweater.
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    S06.E06: Week 3, Part 2

    Oh, Wells, I felt your pain when Demi admitted she had never even heard of Nelson Mandela. (I am willing to bet she'd never heard of apartheid before, either.) JPJ looks like actor Michael Beck when Michael was younger. Katie, please just talk to Chris. Talk honestly. Who the hell names their kid Caelynn? She must spell it out every single time.
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    S06.E05: Week 3, Part 1

    The thing that struck me about the fight was the other Paradisers reactions. This wasn't something they are used to in their carefully cultivated bubble of happy superficiality. They had no idea of how to react.
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    Season 21: Live Feed Discussion

    How Jack ended up as a nickname for John.
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    Big Brother Fantasy Game

    I...um. What?
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    S21.E24: Head of Household #8; Nominations #8

    Analyse is definitely one of those people who will call from the East Coast (I'm in Arizona) wanting to speak to a specific staff member at 4 AM and when I explain that it's only 4 AM here will respond with "well, I'm in New York and it's 7 AM here!". Yes, I've had more than a few conversations like that. Jackson lives on cliches and watermelon. God, Christie, shut up!
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    Season 21: Live Feed Discussion

    I'm actually honestly surprised she isn't an astrology buff who sits around analyzing everything according to their star signs and ascendant signs and whatnot. "I can't go on the block today! The moon isn't in the 7th house! Mars isn't aligning with Jupiter!" Even though it's on eternally as reruns, I'm not surprised Analyse hasn't seen Friends. Many of my co-workers are roughly her age and anything before about 2012 is ancient history.
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    Masterchef (US)

    after watching the Great British Bake Off you can tell they had recipes because with cake you just have to.
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    Season 21: Live Feed Discussion

    Jackson needs to marry a watermelon farmer. this would be a great time for Nick to start with his Brussels sprouts eating again.
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    Season 21: Live Feed Discussion

    You laugh at him now, but when he is all that stands between humanity and evil mutant giant watermelons trying to destroy us all you'll be sorry.
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    Masterchef (US)

    Most people don't have meat grinders/sausage makers, Gordon. Stop acting like everyone has one because Ma Ingalls did in Little House in the Big Woods. Bri, honey, you're just not all that. Plus, how the Hell do your eyes stay open with those ginormous fake eyelashes glued to your eyelids?
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    Masterchef (US)

    People can change careers.
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    Season 21: Live Feed Discussion

    Using multisyllabic words is hard.
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