Harrison telling a contestant that he loves her seems highly inappropriate. Is he supposed to be like the dad of the show, making a gesture that he “accepts” the LGBTQ audience—saying “taking you however you are” or something like that? That was creepy and awkward—not to mention condescending.
I don’t know who this Caitlyn is, but she’s right that Kristina is “difficult to talk to” and “impossible.”
Katie is too young to know that Bukowski existed?! Study your Bachelor history, young lady! He is a founding father—especially of the whole Pad/Paradise realm. There would be no Bachelor in Paradise if Bukowski wasn’t such a manwhore making this THE show to watch! You kids think Blake is bad with his twirling kisses and Stagecoach shenanigans? Please! Bukowski fucked THREE girls in ONE SHOW! And not like in “fantasy suites” where these poor girls with no other options had Stockholm Syndrome and thought they’d get engaged. But he got girls with other options in the house to fall in love with him, sleep with him, then he’d move on to the next girl with the other one hysterically crying. You might be thinking, he sounds like a terrible person, but for Wrong Reasons watchers, he’s legendary. Harrison actually retired his jersey when he quit the franchise.
Katie tried to do some cool girl reverse psychology telling Chris to date other girls, when she really meant she wants to be exclusive. And then Chris, taking her at her word, thinks she’s not as into him. Now Katie is going to BLAKE for advice on how to communicate that you’re interested in a relationship? Oh, honey, you’re in trouble. Then again, EVERY girl thought she was starting a relationship with Blake, so maybe he is the right person to go to.
Nicole’s song and flailing “dance” is...something.
Dean & Caelynn and Hannah & not-Blake (forgot his name) are at a 9th grade makeout party in the pool.
Why the hell would Demi’s girlfriend stay in Paradise so they can exclusively date?!? This is bullshit. Are we going to bring in another half dozen Stagecoach groupies that Blake probably twirled? Let’s bring on Jed and his girlfriend! You’re choosing your existing girlfriend, Demi. Good for you. Your journey ends here, though. You’ve completed “the process” and aren’t open to meeting more people in Paradise. GO HOME and continue living your life.