Destine has an escape charge? She probably just didn’t show up for court. But I like to imagine she planned some elaborate caper wherein she dug out of prison like in the Green Mile or escaped in a laundry bin like Annie.
Basic white boy John is really trolling us with his Native American look. First the wedding, then the jacket, then the braids—now he added leather fringe to his braids?!? Come on! His cultural appropriation is even worse than Sarah’s! And do you see all of these glass-ensconced horror-movie collectibles in his house?! If he’s “into” something, he’s all in! But, I guess we should have seen that coming when he forced Kristianna to marry him 3 minutes out of prison.
This is breaking my heart hearing Maurice talk about how happy he is to finally have a Pops to teach him stuff and have a family. I think this is the only couple on this show that I’ve ever rooted for. A drawer full of cash along with his welding supplies?! Oh, damn, “I’ll go to the casino and turn this thousand into three-thousand real quick.” No, Maurice, noooooooo!
Lindsey, “I’d prefer for you to not think I’m a scammer, but...you know.”
John actually has a huge-ass “Bonnie & Clyde” decal on his truck. Oh, no. This is NOT going to end well with a warrant out for her arrest and him romanticizing going on the lam. You think the producers/cameramen are going to risk a harboring a fugitive charge by NOT turning her in!?