Dear gawwwd, have none of these people attempted to use the word "no"? I'll type up some examples, which means I have to remember names...here goes...
Sunhe: I think you should break up with Jason 'cause Mama loves you mostest forEVER.
*(Bad example, 'cause Jason is a loser, but still. These two are pathological. The mid-morning caressing and hair-stroking! Egads!)
You can even jazz up the "no."
Dawn: I'm going to be in the delivery room! And come to stay eeeevery weeeekend eeeveer!
Jared: Put me down for no.
Christina: Mooooom, you've just gotta get your bewbs done so we have matching bewbies! You've gooooottttta! Let's go see a doctoooor!
Kathy: Nah, I don't want to.
Mariah: You should dress like a two-bit hooker, just like meeeee! And wear lingerie in public!
Sandra: No. No no no no.
See, it's easy. It's amazing that the combined weight of false eyelashes and no spines whatsoever haven't sent these wretched, dysfunctional duos, and their feckless husbands, crumpling to the ground like cheap lawn chairs.
And Sunhe is the big spoon? How is that even a damn thing?