S09.E17: Tequila-thon

[sasha206]

54 minutes ago, motorcitymom65 said:

I thought that Scott sent one to Carole as well. They are good friends. 

It probably read, "Carole, Thanks so much for setting me up with an easy lay."

I would think Ramona is not harmful to SkinnyGirl.  Beth screaming "You're a whore, you fuck everyone" and her constant dick, pussy, titties, etc. and other immature vulgarities would be more harmful.  I don't hate Beth, but I certainly don't want to try her brand.  She's a turn off.  

[Nancybeth]

32 minutes ago, ButterQueen said:

It's too late for Ramona.  ?

If Ramona would give up the super high heels and the sexy dresses, she would actually look so much younger.  Tinsley looked the best on the SG trip, and Ramona could have pulled that look of cute top/jeans/converse off just fine.  She dresses like an old church lady.

Truth.  That's a big difference between LuAnn and Ramona -- LuAnn has a great body AND she dresses more appropriately for her age.  Ramona's stuff is too tight and too short and too too much.

Exhibit A:

Edited July 27, 2017 by Nancybeth

[tvfanatic13]

1 hour ago, Otherkate said:

100% for me. In a weird way, I'm always grateful to this particular crew because I just sit there and enjoy them. The one who annoys me the most is Ramona and even she has her good moments. RHONY is a wonderful distraction and I root for all of them. I like this year's cast a lot.

100%. Great cast this season.

[NeverLate]

59 minutes ago, motorcitymom65 said:

I thought that Scott sent one to Carole as well. They are good friends. 

They said Adam and Scott.

[hoodooznoodooz]

3 hours ago, NYCNJbear06 said:

See, this is why Ramona will never improve or change her behavior.  I was so pissed when Ramona said Beth did the right thing by inviting her to the tequila trip.  NOOOOO  the RIGHT thing would have been for Beth to stick to her guns and not invite Ramona on the tequila trip for her  1st day heinous room selection behavior alone not to mention all of the past examples of why Beth doesn’t want to be friends.  Even in that moment Ramona feels that SHE is the victim and Beth is at fault and in the wrong.  NO YOU WERE WRONG RAMONA! She is insufferable and the ass kissing was sad.

I really wish Beth had not changed her mind about including Ramona in the Tequila tour.  Do we think the tongue-bath worked, or did Beth just take pity on Ramona? 

[ButterQueen]

3 hours ago, TexasGal said:

Did she pay $60 for each of those bags or 60 pesos?  Because they were maybe worth 60 pesos, but no way $60.  

Those embroidered dresses were the shit though.  I don't think they ever said how much those cost.

I liked the heart bags.  So cute to carry extra things around in.  

Edited July 27, 2017 by ButterQueen

[ShawnaLanne]

27 minutes ago, sasha206 said:

It probably read, "Carole, Thanks so much for setting me up with an easy lay."

I would think Ramona is not harmful to SkinnyGirl.  Beth screaming "You're a whore, you fuck everyone" and her constant dick, pussy, titties, etc. and other immature vulgarities would be more harmful.  I don't hate Beth, but I certainly don't want to try her brand.  She's a turn off.  

Commenting on Tinsley being an easy lay and then commenting on how awful Bethany is for calling people a whore and being vulgar in general is interesting.

I wish Carol would stop referencing ass fucking,  personally.  First it was the question at dinner and last night it was calling the horns butt plugs. 

Edited July 27, 2017 by ShawnaLanne

[sasha206]

Just now, ShawnaLanne said:

Commenting on Tinsley being an easy lay and then commenting on how awful Bethany is for all I got people a whore and being vulgar in general is interesting.

I wish Carol would stop referencing ass fucking,  personally.  First it was the question at dinner and last night it was calling the horns butt plugs. 

Ha, you are so right.  I'm busted.  :)

[Leroux]

12 hours ago, F. M. said:

But she did make it sound like this HUGE trip, with very important people. It was basically the same tour everyone gets, along with the tastings. LOL!

Skinny girl manipulation..?

 

It is possible that the executives from Beam were there  but  didn't want to be filmed. 

Can you blame them? 

The helmets has SGC logos and so did the table also had SGC logos. 

As a promotional opportunity IMO it hit the mark. 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

3 hours ago, Duke2801 said:

BWAHH!  Thank you! I KNEW there was something in particular that Dorinda said last night that slayed me - and THAT was it.  Ramona was TOTALLY channeling Randee of the Redwoods from MTV!

 

Thank you for Randee ! I loved him ! Ramona isn't fit to fasten his sandals! 

2 hours ago, Ki-in said:

 

Yes, she is!

I *****FLOVED Luann's look hair make up dress everything in the TH with the white dress with the coral coral on it !!!! WOW! I am impressed every time it pops up I do have to say. 

[Leroux]

4 hours ago, NYCNJbear06 said:

See, this is why Ramona will never improve or change her behavior.  I was so pissed when Ramona said Beth did the right thing by inviting her to the tequila trip.  NOOOOO  the RIGHT thing would have been for Beth to stick to her guns and not invite Ramona on the tequila trip for her  1st day heinous room selection behavior alone not to mention all of the past examples of why Beth doesn’t want to be friends.  Even in that moment Ramona feels that SHE is the victim and Beth is at fault and in the wrong.  NO YOU WERE WRONG RAMONA! She is insufferable and the ass kissing was sad.

 

It kinda suck but I do get it. 

Bethenny wanted the trip to be about the Tequila and the production of her SGC, if she actually left Ramona in the house by herself, the trip would have been about Ramona being left out.

Sonja would have talked about it relentlessly and it would have distract of the actual purpose of it.

I would have enjoyed the scenes of Ramona alone in the house moaning and bitching about being left out, but in her mind she would have been the victim and milk it for all it is worth. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Hmmm... maybe Carole is a little fixated.  

"...at least check out my great ass."

Sonja in the bushes with the pirate

anal sex T or D

butt plugs

[film noire]

4 hours ago, mostlylurking said:

I think because Beth is so petite her boobs just look like two large, perfectly round water balloons on her chest.  I don't think they fit in with her body at all.  

I agree. Ramona's implants make her look top-heavy and matronly (like a little pouter pigeon in high heels) but she has more body fat, so they look less contradictory on her frame.  Bethenny's frame /lack of body fat makes the "bolt on" shape of her implants look even more unreal, and the ridge lines (around her implants) get thrown into high relief whenever she moves her arms a certain way. Just like Ramona, imo, she ruined a great figure -- she was slender but vibrant, never appearing gaunt or "over-trained" (being on camera does strange things to someone's sense of self, the only who seems to have escaped the trap is Luann).

3 hours ago, Mindthinkr said:

 In her own mind I'm sure she thinks that she's an 11!! 

"These implants go to eleven!" 

Edited July 27, 2017 by film noire

[ghoulina]

1 minute ago, Leroux said:

It kinda suck but I do get it. 

Bethenny wanted the trip to be about the Tequila and the production of her SGC, if she actually left Ramona in the house by herself, the trip would have been about Ramona being left out.

Sonja would have talked about it relentlessly and it would have distract of the actual purpose of it.

I would have enjoyed the scenes of Ramona alone in the house moaning and bitching about being left out, but in her mind she would have been the victim and milk it for all it is worth. 

You hit the nail on the head. Ramona is exhausting, but sometimes it's easier to just give her what she wants. Or leave. B couldn't exactly leave this time. Look how much effort Ramona put into "auditioning" for a part on the Tequila excursion. You know KNOW she'd put even more effort in the after-drama of not being able to go. 

[Leroux]

8 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

You hit the nail on the head. Ramona is exhausting, but sometimes it's easier to just give her what she wants. Or leave. B couldn't exactly leave this time. Look how much effort Ramona put into "auditioning" for a part on the Tequila excursion. You know KNOW she'd put even more effort in the after-drama of not being able to go. 

 

Absolutely! 

Even more so because knowing how vindictive Ramona is, it would have given her the perfect opportunity to speak ill of SGC. 

Not that she really needs an incentive for it.  She would have done it gladly just to get revenge. 

[jennylauren123]

56 minutes ago, Nancybeth said:

Truth.  That's a big difference between LuAnn and Ramona -- LuAnn has a great body AND she dresses more appropriately for her age.  Ramona's stuff is too tight and too short and too too much.

Exhibit A:

Also, this photo shows them as they are. Sonja with her dumb as F pucker pout, LuAnn looking natural, and Ramona with her overeager overdressed self. Always trying too hard!

[Ki-in]

Can anyone name a HW who could not only look amazing while falling down drunk but still manage to wake up in time for a.m. yoga and all day surfing all while hungover and still look as fabulous as Luann?

She's had two children and her body looked perfect and her stomach looked better than Bethenny's

I don't always like Lu's clothing choices but whatever she wears looks good on her.

[breezy424]

We too can do the Sauza tour, including the helicopter ride:

https://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=es&u=http://www.casasauza.com/tours-eventos-casa-sauza&prev=search

We will probably get just plain hardhats or ones with Sauza on them instead of the Skinnygirl logo.

[mostlylurking]

1 hour ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

"I never want to owe anyone anything."

This is exactly why I will never accept gifts from my mother.  She will never let you hear the end of it.  I liked Lu's philosophy - something like she doesn't loan anyone money with the expectation of it being paid back.  I feel the exact same way.  I don't have any money to lend, but if I did I would follow this advice.  And if you can't part with it (like I can not) then don't lend it in the first place.

As far as gifts, give them freely and don't keep bringing it up.  Mommy issues - table for one over here!  Lol!

[motorcitymom65]

1 hour ago, sasha206 said:

It probably read, "Carole, Thanks so much for setting me up with an easy lay."

I would think Ramona is not harmful to SkinnyGirl.  Beth screaming "You're a whore, you fuck everyone" and her constant dick, pussy, titties, etc. and other immature vulgarities would be more harmful.  I don't hate Beth, but I certainly don't want to try her brand.  She's a turn off.  

I don't think Bethenny would have been offended if Ramona, or any of them, were swearing like sailors. I think the fear was that Ramona would say something insulting. Heather had the same fear when she didn't want her in London. Ramona can say the most outrageous things, apparently not knowing they are outrageous. She could have said something like "you should use this other Tequila instead", or "this doesn't taste right", "do you really think people will buy this, I probably wouldn't". Just any odd thing that might have come across as insulting to her audience. She did it that time when Heather had assembled that group of professionals to help Sonja. She showed up saying she wanted to "help" and to offer her "expertise", but she ended up insulting these people while trying to show how much knowledge she herself had. She could have been critical in a million different ways, because she is always critical. Remember how critical she was of Heather's Berkshire's house, right as she was standing in the house that Heather talked about lovingly renovating over years with her own blood, sweat and tears. She didn't understand why what she was saying was so bad. Because she never does.

[WireWrap]

1 hour ago, Leroux said:

 

It is possible that the executives from Beam were there  but  didn't want to be filmed. 

Can you blame them? 

The helmets has SGC logos and so did the table also had SGC logos. 

As a promotional opportunity IMO it hit the mark. 

Bethenny's employees back in NY most likely sent the hard hats/tablecloths with the SKG logo on them. I really doubt that her real "S/B" partners were anywhere near the distillery when this was filmed, this was nothing more than her big seasonal SKG commercial on the show. She has had at least 1 each season since her return. LOL 

[escatefromny]

So Bethanny's endless harping that the tequila tour was a "business meeting" and that she would be demonstrating her professionalism meant nothing.  She didn't wait a minute before throwing out an F-bomb to the Tour Guide.  I curse like a sailor but in a "professional" situation (or on a tour anyone could pay for which it looks like this was) and especially with non-native English speakers, I can manage to dial back the "language".  Bethany just can't help herself.  Sort of makes you think the compulsion for seeking attention with crude/raunchy language goes way back.

[raiderred1]

17 hours ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

Tequila still is 'that drink' for me. We had a messy breakup when I was 19. A decade and a half later and I still can't stomach the smell of it. *shudder*

I am with y'all on the non love affair with Tequila.  It has been many decades since our split and even though I did not go to the hospital I probably should have! Ick! Margaritas are a staple here in Texas and my head and stomach run hiding at even the thought of it.  I even have a friend named Margarita, so I just call her "Daisy" instead! ;) The memories make me shudder.

Even with all the tequila I still really liked the episode and this season has been so much better than the dreck of OC. 

[Drumpf1737]

2 hours ago, Ms Blue Jay said:

we've seen them in luxury, let's see what happens when they're shitting behind trees and fighting over wild berries for dinner.

who the fuck wants to see that? Isn't that what Duck Dynasty is for?

I watch Housewives for vacation and real estate porn. 

Rewatching: Sonja is a jealous asshole. She only seems to understand being told to fuck off as Bethanny did last year.

What is so confusing about the concept that if you bad mouth her brand on the show (which gets great ratings) it could affect sales? That said I'm very surprised Ramona kept her mouth shut.

Edited July 27, 2017 by Drumpf1737

[Marcya23]

What I see with Ramona's body is this: she is sway-backed and pigeon-toed.  ( I am sway-backed, myself).   But add to it that she has an odd core.  I know that she is fit, but she doesn't seem to have a six pack, but rather a belly that tends to arch forward.  If that makes sense. 

It becomes even more evident to me when she's had too much to drink.  When she is walking around wasted with Lu, you can really tell that she doesn't have it in check.  Butt back, stomach out, and toes in.  As for her monster boobs, they wouldn't look so bad if she would dress them properly.  But since she has zero self-awareness, she dresses them so inappropriately for her age.  IMHO.

In regards to Bethany's tequila tour, I really don't think that we saw the whole experience.  I believe she was meeting with people that didn't want to be on camera.  I know there are a lot of Bethany haters here, and this isn't taking up for her, but I think we only saw the part that was for production purposes.  I am sure what concerned her regarding Ramona was that she was going to say something inappropriate that would end up on camera that could hurt her image.  Just like she did at the Kodak event with Jill.  Weren't sponsorships lost over that?  IIRC.

[Ki-in]

My name is Ki-in and I too am a Tequila survivor.  I drank so much that the next day I could practically feel the alcohol coursing through my veins.  I'm sure it was a low level alcohol poisoning. My hangover could have been a thousand times worse but I drank it straight and had a lot of water that night. 

[Duke2801]

3 hours ago, Nancybeth said:

Truth.  That's a big difference between LuAnn and Ramona -- LuAnn has a great body AND she dresses more appropriately for her age.  Ramona's stuff is too tight and too short and too too much.

Exhibit A:

 

You are right.  But still - look how much better Ramona looks here before the boob job, faux hair and weird work she's had done on her face!  I know not everybody is as fortunate to age as well as Luanne (or even Sonja) but I honestly think if Ramona had kept this same "look" she had here, she'd look 10 years younger now.  Ok at least 5.

Speaking of Lu, damn, her body in that surfing outfit was incredible.  I am completely envious of her legs.

Edited July 27, 2017 by Duke2801

[imjagain]

7 hours ago, ghoulina said:

Wow, Tinsley's guy is really smitten, isn't he? I hope good things for them. 

Props to Dorinda and Carole for trying out surfing. I always have the most respect for the Housewives who step outside of their comfort zone and try something new on these trips, instead of just drinking and shopping and shopping and more drinking. 

Speaking of, I guess Ramona really WAS auditioning with her sugar daddy ways. Here, this dress is one me! Hey everyone, have a bag! (Never mind that Lu paid for half of those. I wonder if Ramona did ever pay her back?)

Why was Sonja eating ice cream in the clothing store, though? RUDE. 

Ramona's boobs are so unacceptable to me. Put them away! 

Tinsley needs to drop the Page Six stuff. Stop reading it! Stop Googling yourself. I get why she's pissed; I would be too. I'm certain Lady Morgan planted that shit. But you're never going to get a straight answer, so drop it and enjoy your vacation.

I could NOT hang on that Tequila trip. Nope. Nope. Nope. When I was in my early 20s, I could drink for 3 days straight on 2 hours of sleep. These days? A drink in the day would just put me to bed. I liked that they all had fun and got along during their outing, though. 

But back at the house, Sonja went off the fucking rails, eh? There's a reason you didn't have a drink in 10 months! Wow. I cannot stand Ramona, but way to make her feel like shit by reminding her of how good she once had it! (Although, I do NOT believe Ramona and Mario were having sex every night.) Some friend. 

But Ramona can lose me with her intuition that something was wrong TOWARDS THE END, because he left his wedding ring at home. Bitch, Mario was going out sans ring as early as season ONE. And you acted like it didn't bother you! That's the problem with Ramona. I have a lot of sympathy for people who are cheated on, but Mario has always been a lech and she loved to parade around like she had the hottest husband and the bestest marriage and really tried to rub it in everyone's face. It was all bullshit. 

And if you have to scream, "I AM happy!" in someone's face....you're probably not.  

This all day! 

Remember when she didn't even want to talk or even acknowledge a problem with Mario during the reunion. Yet,  she did want to dig up evidence about Tom. She is  a freaking hypocrite. I wish Lu  would have brought up  Mario every time Ramona was a bitch about Tom. 

 

I can't stand  Ramona but that beach run was hysterical,  she's such an awkward person. Her dancing, talking now running is all a mess. 

[Ms Blue Jay]

4 hours ago, tribeca said:

That rope sing looked like so much fun when Carole tried it and like an accident waiting to happen when Dorinda tried it.   

I thought that part looked EXTREMELY scary!

[Sew Sumi]

33 minutes ago, Ki-in said:

My name is Ki-in and I too am a Tequila survivor.  I drank so much that the next day I could practically feel the alcohol coursing through my veins.  I'm sure it was a low level alcohol poisoning. My hangover could have been a thousand times worse but I drank it straight and had a lot of water that night. 

I survived dollar shot night, but not before sleeping with a guy who had been chasing me for years. Next morning was ROUGH, and I said never again, both to tequila and the guy. I was all of 21. These days, when I drink, I stick to wine and the occasional beer. 

The ladies? I hope Moaner paid Lu back for those totes that I doubt never made it back to NYC. I'm around the age of most of the group, not nearly as worldly, and I can say that you'd never catch me dead carrying that thing, even to the beach. 

[Pickles]

Carole and Tinsley were on WWHL last night and said Ramona did not buy the embroidered dress. 

Ramona was also on WWHL not long ago and told Andy she had gained 15 pounds. You can definitely see how her midsection has thickened up in certain outfits. 

[pieinmyeye]

18 hours ago, WireWrap said:

What was up with Sonja's/Ramona's lipstick? It was all over their mouth AND all around their lips, it looked like a 3 year old put it on them. LOL

They certainly act like three year olds. Maybe that has something to do with it.

[WireWrap]

2 minutes ago, pieinmyeye said:

They certainly act like three year olds. Maybe that has something to do with it.

I suspect they put their lipstick on in the van ride to the helicopters and then refreshed it again during the flight, it was bad! 
 I swear, Ramona/Sonja are de-evolving (maturity wise) as each season passes! LOL

[eXiled]

I love that a drunken Sonja is a Luann-lovin' Sonja. As soon as the alcohol hits, she makes a beeline straight for the Countess. Every. Time.

I always imagine Luann thinking. "Not in front of the cameras, dahling. And certainly not without a man around to leer at us. Be cool, Sonja. Don't be all, like, uncool."

[bichonblitz]

7 hours ago, F. M. said:

I agree, those two globes on Bethenny look so funny. She's thin, and they just seem so wrong on her chest.( bolt ons) LOL,

Yeah, I don't why Bethenny keeps making remarks about Ramona's fake boobs when she has them, too! She has made at least 5 nasty comments about Ramona and her boob job. Maybe's Beth's aren't as big and maybe she doesn't flaunt them in everything she wears but in a bikini they definitely don't look that great. Grapefruits glued on to cardboard. 

[Pop Tart]

Most has been said, but I did want to comment on how Bethenny kept proclaiming they were such tough bitches because they all got on the helicopters to go to the tour to the Agave fields! What? Helicopter rides to a tourist spot are not bungee-jumping off the Alps for pete's sake! She made it seem like this was just so ball-sy and showed what tough broads they were? Tough? Ramona couldn't even walk to the helicopter without putting a shirt over her face and then bonking her head on the edge of the door.

And once they got there? I call shenanigans again on Bethenny's big talk of meeting with her partners, blah, blah, blah, to show how big a deal she is a businesswoman. That was a tourist site from start to finish. I was cringing at the kids and dancers and all the other things put on for show there. It was all so cringe-inducingly done to be what white people expect the 'real' 'me-hi-co' to be. Carole's comment comparing it to Vegas was just about right. 

When they returned to the villa after Trip Tequila and were all hanging around by the pool all I could think about Tinsley's pink pool cover-up was that Mary Ingalls wants her apron back.

 

Edited July 27, 2017 by Pop Tart

[WhoaWhoKnew]

5 minutes ago, eXiled said:

 

I always imagine Luann thinking. "Not in front of the cameras, dahling. And certainly not without a man around to leer at us. Be cool, Sonja. Don't be all, like, uncool."

But Luann "luvz herrr.............2 DEATH 2 DEATH!"

[Mu Shu]

18 hours ago, notnowimbusy said:

For a 42 year old (in two weeks), she is so immature.  Ditch the goldie locks, the 20 something clothes and act like a grown ass woman.  You are not 15, 16, or even 25.   No wonder she somewhat gets along with Sonja, they both live in the past. 

I was shocked to find out that she wasn't some overly made up and hair extensioned    girl trying to shill crap on Instagram.  Color me shocked that this mutton dressed as lamb is 42.   Now I look at her, she appears to be mid thirties, but acts like a teen.  

Why is someone named Tinsley not the second runner up on the Bachelor?

i can't quit Ramona.  I don't care how awful she is, she does have a lust for life.  Sour Bethany hates everything, and it shows in her haggard face.  Bitch, you have implants.  Calling out Moaner's fun bags is pretty hypocritical.  She's mad that Moaner enjoys shit and looks the same age as she does.  

Bethany is made out of rotten milk, brittle hair, and tonsil stones.  Hateful slag she is.

lu is just a broad.  I mean that in the most positive way.  Just a classy gorgeous woman who can hang.  She is the shit.

why was Bethany's card declined?  Ain't she the rich skinny bitch?   Why were any of them scrambling to pay a few pesos?

[epc]

14 minutes ago, Mu Shu said:

Sour Bethany hates everything, and it shows in her haggard face.  Bitch, you have implants.  Calling out Moaner's fun bags is pretty hypocritical.  She's mad that Moaner enjoys shit and looks the same age as she does.

Bethenny doesn't call out Ramona's implants per se, what she refers to is the fact that Ramona seemingly can't find a dress or shirt that doesn't put her "fun bags" front and center every. single. time. If it's not low cut, then it's too tight, better yet, it's low cut AND too tight. I also don't think Ramona is enjoying her life as much as she would like everyone to think. Because Beth is thin and lacks facial and body fat, her face shows more creases and shadows, and her implants have that "bolted on" look - but I don't think she would trade her face, body - or her life - with Ramona in a million years.

[ladle]

I really liked the way Luann handled her drunken antics the next morning.  Fessed up to them, was slightly embarrassed by them, but had a sense of humor about falling in that damn bush. 
 

That's the (not all uncool) Luann I like to see! 

[HunterHunted]

2 hours ago, Marcya23 said:

What I see with Ramona's body is this: she is sway-backed and pigeon-toed.  ( I am sway-backed, myself).   But add to it that she has an odd core.  I know that she is fit, but she doesn't seem to have a six pack, but rather a belly that tends to arch forward.  If that makes sense. 

It becomes even more evident to me when she's had too much to drink.  When she is walking around wasted with Lu, you can really tell that she doesn't have it in check.  Butt back, stomach out, and toes in.  As for her monster boobs, they wouldn't look so bad if she would dress them properly.  But since she has zero self-awareness, she dresses them so inappropriately for her age.  IMHO.

In regards to Bethany's tequila tour, I really don't think that we saw the whole experience.  I believe she was meeting with people that didn't want to be on camera.  I know there are a lot of Bethany haters here, and this isn't taking up for her, but I think we only saw the part that was for production purposes.  I am sure what concerned her regarding Ramona was that she was going to say something inappropriate that would end up on camera that could hurt her image.  Just like she did at the Kodak event with Jill.  Weren't sponsorships lost over that?  IIRC.

This was Bethenny's concern. Bethenny didn't need Ramona coming in there denigrating the brand, the tequila, the distillery, or workers on camera.

"This factory is gross. It smells. It's not as nice as the vineyard where they make Ramona Pinot Grigio. This tank says "ordinario." Is this what they use to make Skinnygirl? Because It's ordinary and cheap. This tequila tastes terrible. I like Don Julio because it's the best. It goes down so smooth. Not like this stuff. It's very harsh, but it's probably fine for Skinnygirl."

[ladle]

I normally don't care for Carole that much but her casual explanation of a circle jerk was hilarious.

[RedDelicious]

I agree, Ramona's implants just make her look old.  I don't know what shape she got, but they aren't young looking at all.  They are big old lunch lady boobs.  

Does anyone remember many seasons ago when Bethenny revealed in a TH that Ramona was in a fitness magazine and they cut to the photo and there was Ramona, all tan and oiled up, in slouch socks and high top aerobic shoes??

[Lizzing]

Based on what was shown in this episode, Bethenny's status as a liquor mogul didn't get the women any more of an "inside baseball" tour than the OC women got when they went to the Baileys farm.  However, it was a FAR more pleasant tour with they NY women; no one whipped out a boob at the lunch table, and that was with the higher ABV content of tequila.

[beaker73]

8 hours ago, njbchlover said:

When Ramona was doing her prancing, posing and parading all by herself on the beach, did anyone else think that Ramona spotted a paparazzi lurking somewhere near the villa, and wanted to "casually" let them take her photo?  

That was my first thought, and then, of course, it led me to remember the Kelly Bensimon photo shoot during Scary Island, where Kelly was playing at photographer, and yelling at Alex "Johann-face, Johann-face!!!" - whatever the hell that meant!   ;-)

Yes! In fact, it reminded me of those idiotic Kelly Bensimon bikini beach pics that The Daily Mail insists on printing all the time.

Ramona looked like a barrel in that red dress.  

[RedDelicious]

Wth DOES Johann-face mean?

[ichbin]

3 hours ago, breezy424 said:

We will probably get just plain hardhats or ones with Sauza on them instead of the Skinnygirl logo.

Do you suppose she travels everywhere with a variety of stickers and decals lest there be a missed opportunity to  advertise?

[Jel]

6 hours ago, FamilyVan said:

I agree Ramona's body shape is just off somehow.  There was a scene when they were arriving in the market/shopping area and you could see someone in a red dress with big floppy hat, kind of large rear and large stomach, walking funny like an old lady and I was like WHO is that??  It was Ramona.  She kind of has this limp or waddle walk that looks very old ladyish.  I think the boobs make her look heavy.  She probably can't properly walk with them.  Go back a few years to Turtle Time, she was smaller and shapelier.  Granted she IS aging.  So the attempts at the the sex kitten look really does have to stop.

Re: Her and Mario banging - this convo to me seems like a total set up.  Like Sonja was like "I will say to the cameras how much you were having sex, like my eyewitness account, I got your back Ro! wink wink".  Also it could be intended to bother his mistress (ie. he was still banging me at the same time as you).  No one really cares.  Mario is a cad.  

I agree Luanne always looks good no matter what.  Even when they were walking through the airport, everyone else looked shlumpy, slightly disheveled, struggling carrying their bags.  Not Luanne, she was walking tall, put together, no hunching over dragging bags.   Perfect outfit, perfect posture, she always comes out great LOL. 

She's got a bit of old Queen Victoria going. All puffed up in the chest like a robin, slightly tilted forward on her high heels. It's a very matronly look.

1 hour ago, Mu Shu said:

I was shocked to find out that she wasn't some overly made up and hair extensioned    girl trying to shill crap on Instagram.  Color me shocked that this mutton dressed as lamb is 42.   Now I look at her, she appears to be mid thirties, but acts like a teen.  

Why is someone named Tinsley not the second runner up on the Bachelor?

i can't quit Ramona.  I don't care how awful she is, she does have a lust for life.  Sour Bethany hates everything, and it shows in her haggard face.  Bitch, you have implants.  Calling out Moaner's fun bags is pretty hypocritical.  She's mad that Moaner enjoys shit and looks the same age as she does.  

Bethany is made out of rotten milk, brittle hair, and tonsil stones.  Hateful slag she is.

lu is just a broad.  I mean that in the most positive way.  Just a classy gorgeous woman who can hang.  She is the shit.

why was Bethany's card declined?  Ain't she the rich skinny bitch?   Why were any of them scrambling to pay a few pesos?

My guess is it was declined because she was attempting to use it in Mexico and hadn't notified the credit card company that she'd be out of the country. She said something about how it was supposed to have been taken care of. Julie 3.0 had better watch out!

[Mu Shu]

Ramona has always walked funny.  Remember her glorious walk down the runway a few years back?

She does have matron boobs.   But I will always love her no matter what.  She is fucking ridiculous.  

[WireWrap]

12 minutes ago, ichbin said:

Do you suppose she travels everywhere with a variety of stickers and decals lest there be a missed opportunity to  advertise?

Without a doubt, she takes her SKG crap wherever she goes! LOL