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I would bet Lu’s first thought, upon learning that Dennis died, was, “Oh, s- - -. Now there’s really no chance of me borrowing $6M from him.”

I’m surprised none of the tabloids picked up the négligée romp or potential involuntary manslaughter boat/car incident.

I was going to ask you about this. I really do get the impression that Lu amuses Ben. He doesn’t seem that concerned about her sobriety. He’s laughing at her, not with her. I don’t think he respects her. He also seems to enjoy the fact that Lu is NOT in on the joke, that she IS the joke. Has he done this with other clients? Or is it just that Lu is the only one who is too dumb to figure it out?

Yes. Every song is essentially the same. Maybe three or four different notes that Lu mangles, then she just seems to recite a list of various things. 95% spoken word. In the movie “Say Anything,” Joan Cusack’s character notices that her brother subsists primarily on stuff like Doritoes, soda, Lucky Charms, and Ding Dongs. She complains, “There’s no food in your food!” Lu, there’s no song in your song.

I would have closed the window.

Is it really wise to alienate menopausal women, Frankel? Don’t they need jeans, artificial sweeteners, and popcorn, too?

This video allows me to conclude that Lu’s only contribution to society is that she looks good in gowns.

Someone needs to stick an apostrophe up there.

WWHL question: What do Sonja and Dorinda think of Ramona’s flirting game? Sonja makes a face and says, “Would you want to be on the other end of that?”

They’re all the same song! This one in particular is the same as Chic, C’est La Vie.

Trapped in an argument, Lu restates the accusation with a question mark, denies the accusation while restating it, or spits, “How dare you!” Lu processes information very slowly and cannot think on her feet.

Next week: Every “song” is worse than the previous release. Someone is writing songs for Lu that require no actual singing. But somehow Lu still thinks she’s Barbra Streisand.

They’re both shockingly awful women. Beth is nastier. Lu is dumber.

“Every f- - -ing day it’s about you!!!!!!!” Tinsley: “It is. Always.” Hee!

They are coming up with such weird ways to tie in the RHs to new movie releases.