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Rusty came through!! Next Schwartz tattoo: Gloves! I love gloves! Ronnie & Ben riff on Rusty’s name. He works at a tattoo parlor! Maybe Hepatitis was working on another client.

Brock might be a Beta, like Shay. But he’s much less content to be a Beta.

I’m ashamed to admit that I think Sandoval was correct, pointing out that Scheana’s meltdowns are exponentially more extreme than Ariana’s.

After Show tidbits:

Of the series! This episode was perfection. Missy was even more phenomenal than usual. Georgie was The Bee’s Knees. And, @MollyMelrose, can we be best friends? My Fair Georgie. Just you wait, Audrey McAllister, just you wait! Wendie Malick is an acting goddess. I am actually warming up to the Morose Mandy spinoff.

Oh, my effin gosh. Will read soon. ! ! ! ! ! She’s dead. She died of dehydration. Her thirst is beyond quantifiable. Thank you for posting. ❤️

> Oooh!! Good point! > That’s because Jax will shag anyone. 🙃 I think that the peripheral guys had “normal” dating habits. Soooo, perhaps, LVP’s son Max, the Logans, Kyle Chan, Jeremy (I don’t know if that’s his name; he was very handsome; worked at SUR as a bartender [not Ariana’s brother], another bartender whom LVP wanted to train Jax. . . . You get the idea. So the guys who were never the focus of a camera shot more than once.

Sandoval: Say, I stepped on Kyle’s shoes. Then he burns my house down- - I want to know what he would have said next.

At SUR, after James asks everyone over to his house for a pool party. Did you guys catch Lala saying, “Wait. I have to call my husband, and find out if I can go.” She pretends to hold a phone. Brock doesn’t miss a beat. He pretends to hold a phone, and says, “Lala, you just called me.”

I hope your theory is correct. It’s interesting, so he’s doing something right, I guess. But he’s quite odd.

How cute was Summer reading/looking at her book while Scheana and Brittany were discussing Brock’s and Jax’s delicate He-Man Egos. ”Puppy. Puppy.”

I am the only one who is rooting for Kristen and Luke. He seems to understand how to talk to her. He leaps to her defense and challenges, but there’s passion there. I don’t think it’s ego. I love Kristen’s long-sleeved, twisted bodice cranberry red dress.

Jesse with his “That’s what she said.”

That Burning Man line of clothing woman/Gabby accomplished what the producers wanted her to accomplish. There was so much conflict going on at that dinner table. (I have never heard of someone paying for a hotel room as the venue for a celebratory dinner.) I suspect that they edited so much. Michelle feeling territorial with regard to Jesse hanging out with Gabby but also emotionally checked out of the marriage. Michelle poking Jesse for being too serious. Again and again. Michelle wondering where her husband went. Danny raising his hand to speak, as if he was in first grade. Nia struggling to convince him to not weigh in. Zack needing to stifle Kristen. Kristen and Luke arguing over whether or not she had ever called him “a douche.” They pixelated Michelle’s areola. They should pixelate Brittany’s décolletage.

Unprecedented? No one bullied/excluded new girl Ally. Everyone welcomed her into the group. She was on WWHL, on her own, in the “best chair,” without James propping her up. She babbles on with her hippy-dippy astrology, and no one disrespects this the way Stassi scoffed at Rachquel’s Puppy Shower. She’s stealth with the singing pursuits. She may have targeted James at one of his gigs a couple years ago, but the relationship seems to have evolved into something real. On WWHL, she defended James’s loyalty to Hippie vs. loyalty to her. She insisted that James often prioritizes her over everyone.