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After Show: Scheana should be sitting to Kristen’s left. She faces away from Kristin the entire time so that we see her “good side,” and, thus, does not have the opportunity to organically bring Kristen into the discussion. Producers don’t try to rectify this. As a result, we see mute Kristen looking absolutely gorgeous throughout The After Shows. She’s honestly quite beautiful when she’s passive and not quirking and aggressively sharing her opinions.

They should rename this Sheana Shay Rules, because, as Katie pointed out, Scheana wants Ariana to make an exception to her rule, when it pertains to Scheana. In the extended Peacock version: I give Scheana’s marriage three more years, tops. Especially when they cancel VPR. WWHL:

I watched the extended version on Peacock.

I read Kristen’s podcast recap. According to Zack (who became friends with everyone through Brittany Cartwright) and Kristen, it seems as if Jo began spending lots of time with Schwartz and then stopped talking to and blocked Kristen. However, Jo then contacts Kristen’s brother, who she knows is visiting California. They chat, and he says that he didn’t know that Kristen and she weren’t friends anymore. Jo claims that she and Kristen are just taking a break, but will resume their friendship eventually. Jo then tries to make plans with Kristen’s brother.

You are the best!!

I couldn’t really hear either. But I speculate that Ariana, upon realizing that Sandoval was capable of this, then learning more about Rachquel’s past sex partners, and how, most likely, Ariana’s past suspicions over the years regarding Sandoval cheating were accurate, and having no idea who was using condoms, was horrified that Sandoval could have exposed her to a variety of STDs.

I agree with both paragraphs. It’s interesting that that night Ariana learned how truly cruel and horrible Sandoval was, and then, soon after, learned that he recorded Rachquel without her consent. I have to admit that I learned something from all this. Last year, I would have done exactly what Ariana did: sent Rachquel the video. I was vaguely aware of some kind of revenge porn law, but I would not have known that I couldn’t send it to the individual whose intimate acts the video captured. So, thanks, Sandoval.

They would be AMAZING together. Such a long marriage to Kyle is good training for a Dorit partner.

Good point! Goodness knows, she could buy herself a ring that would make his engagement ring look like he used a quarter to buy it from a gumball machine. You’re right. He probably did break off the engagement. How long before she comes up with some ridiculous way to try to humiliate him on social media, despite Bryn’s pleasant relationship with him?

Jesse is growing on me. “Twenty-two seconds.” “Sparkle for both of us.”

Like Gigi! And The Kardashians! (Who chose beautiful, flattering gowns, compared to Amelia’s.)

Ha!!! Even though I haven’t watched “Survivor” in ages, I watched when it first began airing, so I know exactly whom you are talking about!! What a gorgeous couple!! I just googled them. Their daughters are soooo cute! At first, when I was reading your post, I saw “Rob” and, of course, I immediately thought of Scheana’s Rob. Amber? Amber Valletta, his older sister, the supermodel? How does Rob look at his sister?

The Bravo Docket podcast lawyers believe, after reading the documents, that Ariana used her phone’s camera to record the FaceTime video off Sandoval’s phone. She sent it to Rachquel from her phone, along with the text, You are dead to me. While they were arguing in the alley behind TomTom, Sandoval grabbed her phone. Her driver’s license and credit cards fell to the ground. She had to gather them before chasing after Sandoval. During this time, he deleted her recordings of the FaceTime video. I think he even deleted it from her text thread with Rachquel. Ariana asserts that she did not send the video to anyone from Sandoval’s phone. She was in a bathroom stall, and there were women waiting to use the toilet. The Bravo Docket attorneys laugh that, along with all the pain and anguish Sandoval caused, his actions also adversely affected several women who needed to urinate.

Would you mind explaining this reference? Thank you! I, too, hope that James and Ally stay together for the dog and cats.

Odd. It seemed as if Ally was trying to get Schwartz away from Jo in order to have a serious conversation with Jo, but then they just cut to Schwartz bringing them champagne (in WHITE WINE glasses; quelle horreur [RHoBH].

Quote: “But when Tom and I announced our divorce almost a year ago the last thing [Jo] sent me was ‘Bieber loves you / I love you, and I’m so supporting of your inner thoughts and visions / live in the moment, you’re a gem and I’ve always respected you. I love you. Xo Jo.’” So Jo loved Katie, but they weren’t friends.

What was James struggling to iron that he didn’t wear? Ally is maybe the stealthiest “girlfriend of.” She is maneuvering and hoping that they continue the Vanderpump Rules franchise and/or give James and her a spinoff for the long and winding road of their engagement.

Kyle Chan’s invite specified the dress code as black and gold only? I did not like James’s gold tie and handkerchief. Brock was sooooo Brock.

What’s the deal with the effusive Applebee’s name-dropping?

So the producers actually took pity on us and only broadcast the Aye Pee Pee Elle Ee Ess footage, not the Good as Gold caca, and I am genuinely grateful.

The STD condemnation.

Sandoval hollering that, no, Ariana is the performative one: she actually doesn’t like any of the other cast members and says terrible things about them. Except that, we know, Sandoval, you most likely agreed with her and chimed in.

I like how loyal Zack is to Kristen.

Right?!? Brittany is not thinking logically. She’s panicking, because she knows Jax’s MO. I am guessing that before Bravo offered her and Jax this show, Jax was behaving the way he usually does, when his confidence is up, as a result of J&B’s podcast, dissecting Scandoval, becoming popular. I think B looked great in the black dress that she wore for their date night. Jax was correct; when he initially agreed to more than one/several offspring, they didn’t know that Cruz might need special education.

I just looked it up. That is indeed Amelia, Rinna’s daughter. Her hair looked like they dragged her body out from the bottom of the sea. The dress was not flattering and resembled a plastic inflatable pool toy or raft.