S09.E17: Tequila-thon

[OnceSane]

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It’s a new day in Mexico and the drama continues as Bethenny confronts Ramona about attending the Tequila trip. Tinsley readdresses the press article with Sonja, while some of the other ladies try their hand at surfing. The ladies all go shopping together and Ramona tries to buy her way back into Bethenny’s good graces. Tinsley and Sonja’s tension resurfaces at dinner. Bethenny takes the ladies on an educational day-drinking trip to the agave fields in Tequila. The ladies ride the drunk train back to the villa where Sonja puts Ramona in the hot seat.

[KungFuBunny]

Ramona gets ready for a day of drinking SKG Tequila

[Mindthinkr]

Ramona in the preview "I don't not not like you"

uh right

[KungFuBunny]

Did Luann just say oh cah hole?

You're still drunk

[Mindthinkr]

I love that Luann can laugh at herself regarding the tumble in the bushes. 

[KungFuBunny]

No eggs ala francais?

Booooooo

[ShawnaLanne]

Shut up Ramona.  Bethany isn't begging to talk to you. 

Shut up Sonja. You jealous hag.

Edited July 27, 2017 by ShawnaLanne

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Do y'all think Bethenny just has 5689932 storage units full of Skinny Girl paraphernalia?

Edited July 27, 2017 by WhoaWhoKnew

[Mindthinkr]

3 minutes ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

Do y'all think Bethenny just has 5689932 storage units full of Skinny Girl paraphernalia?

Nah. Just a warehouse. 

[chick binewski]

Tinsley is irritating but Sonja's inability to hold a linear conversation is maddening.

[ShawnaLanne]

Ramona and Sonja both are flat out lieing about everything and trying to gaslight Bethany and Tinsley. I despise people who do that. It's not fun to watch it's infuriating.

Edited July 27, 2017 by ShawnaLanne

[KungFuBunny]

Tinsley

[Pickles]

Ramona's eye makeup when she was talking to Bethenny. Yikes. So dark and smudge-y.

[Bronzedog]

Tinsley:  1).  Sonja definitely planted the story. 2).  Just walk away; do not engage her.

[Wendy]

Ramona asking that Bethenny just leaves her alone was a LOL moment. 

Does she even hear what comes out of her mouth? 

Bethenny has asked you for the whole season to leave her alone and you have found time and opportunity to stick it up her ass and now you want her to leave you alone? 

Talk about zero self-awareness. 

[KungFuBunny]

Bethenny there is video of Ramona in a hard hat - she is going stop pretending

Edited July 27, 2017 by KungFuBunny

[Wendy]

"I am saying no, but all signs are pointing to yes" 

LMAO 

I have been there girl, it will happen, :) 

[KungFuBunny]

Sonja that is so gross. You are eating a chocolate cone and touching clothes in a store

[WhoaWhoKnew]

These scenes of Ramona lurking alone are hilarious and I don't know why.

Oh dear is she about to act out the end of The Awakening?

Edited July 27, 2017 by WhoaWhoKnew

[Mindthinkr]

Poor Dorinda. Ramona blatantly left her out when buying the bags with the hearts on them. Either she can't count or Dorinda doesn't count (well we knew that to be true after she destroyed her room at the Berkshires). 

[ShawnaLanne]

1 minute ago, WhoaWhoKnew said:

These scenes of Ramona lurking alone are hilarious and I don't know why.

Because she's so obviously playing for sympathy.  ...

Plus her bow legged entry into the hot tub or pool. 

[Wendy]

There is no way that Mario was banging Ramona every day, no way. 

I bet when Sonja stayed at Ramona's Hamptons house Ramona was pulling a Meg Ryan moment every night. 

I will show myself out :) 

[ShawnaLanne]

What matters is you are a viper Ramona, erghh.

[KungFuBunny]

I really like the dress Bethenny is wearing

[ShawnaLanne]

More gaslighting Sonja,  calling this another Tinsley tantrum is just shitty. 

[KungFuBunny]

Yes Bethenny it is a circle jerk. Like a crazy go round and you're on it too

[Straycat80]

How did they get from Sonja apologizing to Tinsley to talking about sex acts? 

[ShawnaLanne]

God,  I love Dorinda. As Bethany said this gift giving is the perfect distraction.

Edited July 27, 2017 by ShawnaLanne

[Mindthinkr]

I would have love to have seen more of the fun that they were having at that dinner and what Dorinda gave the rest of the women. 

[Neurochick]

LOL at Bethenny telling Ramona to be a nice person.

Bethenny, why don't YOU try being a nice person?  

[KungFuBunny]

If everyone has to wear pants, I am asking that Ramonas are macrame. I want to see a jumping teretzy turtle

[AnnaL]

I just can't stand Tinsley winning anymore.

 

Tinsley, call Page Six and tell them that Sonja's ice cubes are brown and call it a day, but for Godness sake stop talking about this every two seconds. 

[ryebread]

The whole time that Bethenny is crying and begging, begging, begging Ramona not to do anything terrible on tequila tasting day, all I can think is, "Puh-leeeease Ramona. Please do something terrible."

[KungFuBunny]

OMG it's RaMummy!

[Neurochick]

Baby skin, Ramona?

[chick binewski]

"Start being a good, nice person." Unlike that slut Luann or that anorexic Jules or that village idiot Dorinda.

[QuinnM]

Ramona with the rag over her face.  I can't stand it.

[AnnaL]

There is no way Ramona can control her mouth especially because she is insanely jealous of the success of Bethenny's cocktail line. 

She might pretend she is happy for Bethenny but she will never be.

[ShawnaLanne]

God,  I love Derinda. As Bethany said this gift giving is the perfect distraction.

 

Everything Ramona says is nails on a chalkboard. Saying Bethany did the right thing is condenseding and not accurate. 

[WhoaWhoKnew]

"This time I don't want my MTV."

Dorinda is the best.

[QuinnM]

That was Ramona when we got to the house looking for her room.

[EtheltoTillie]

Wow that dancing was tacky. 

[QuinnM]

Sonja looks in the window to make sure her hard hat looks cute.  Forever hopeful.

[ShawnaLanne]

When Dorinda worries it's too much alcohol,  it's too much alcohol. 

[KungFuBunny]

I'm with Dorinda. Bethenny you want them to taste all of those samples of various Tequilas? Everybody stake your claim on the patch of Agave field that you're gonna face plant in

[Straycat80]

I love Dorinda! She's right, Ramona is really overdoing it trying to get back on Bethenny's good side. 

[ichbin]

I did hear the one with the chest that screams boob job making fun of someone elses's new breasts, right?   Not for anything,  for sure Ramona's went way too big, but aside from that they don't look completely unnatural.  At least she doesn't look like someone screwed the halves of two balls to her chest.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

Is Ramona on some medication or is she in need of one?

She's so odd this year.

[tinaw]

So Bethany did the right thing according to Ramona. How about Ramona not being an asshole anymore

[Mindthinkr]

He's giving the ladies samples of special tequilas yet the vats behind them read "Ordinario" which translates to ordinary.