Wendy’s Live Birthday Show (I wasn’t impressed. Even the cheap confetti was white, but the lighting was good and it looked like her dress...hot pink.) So she did the princess walk today including the sky high crown. The Tiara was too big and her hair was too long. I think that she fancies herself being 16.
She is chattering about being a Jersey girl yet she was using a Valley Girl accent. Come on Wendy. You haven’t been in CA long enough to hold court or to sound like them.
Obviously she begins with herself. Black Chyna is on a plane to join her and her comedian friend to see Naz tomorrow night. She mentioned the paparazzi a few times so they would know where to show up and document this girl’s night out. You know they follow her everywhere. I’d approve of that if they got a picture of Shaq. That’s what I need to see. Her dog. Next bla bla bla re: Black Chyna not having a good relationship with her mother, Tokyo Toni. She showed a clip, so this was a PLUG, not breaking news. Of course because WW does “Ask Wendy”. this means she is free to give her psychological take. No, when you get your own life in check then you can steer others onto the right path.
*Someone gave her a “Gigantic” credit card so she can go out for a wee shopping binge*...ALONE...and do some shopping for herself this weekend. Not even a hint as to who. What’s your guess? Probably a “K” family member trying to keep her from talking about them.
She goes into some Sean Diddy, Puff Diddy, whatever current name he’s using, stuff again. Today it has to do with him and Aubrey O’Day (who’s had a lot of plastic surgery and is almost unrecognizable from her youth). Evidently she has “sour grapes” because he hasn’t made her a big star. At this point Wendy announces that she’s already over doing today’s show, that she has other places to be and things to do. So busy that when she leaves the show that she won’t have time to change her outfit.
WW thinks Lil Kim’s new show is selling Lil Kim out, yet she shows a clip and plugs it. 3...2...1 Back to Wendy.
Brody Jenner was her next topic. How he was upset that his father (now Caitlin) didn’t go to his wedding. Another plug and clip. Funny how she was dismissive of all things K until she went to CA and is searching for that insiders door to the elite.
Gosh. 20 minutes in and no commercials. I need a sanity break
Andy Cohen marched in with flowers to celebrate her bday. He revealed that Big Kev never liked him and he was so happy (must have been all those edibles) to finally get together with Wendy until she asked him to do the shoe cam. This is like when your mother told you to wear clean underwear in case something happens. Andy was caught with scruffy shoes. AC revealed that he got his baby nurse from Kelly Ripa. Then Andy and Wendy did that mutual admiration society fake new besties vibe thing.
AC is also a Gold Star Gay, meaning he has never had a sexual encounter with the opposite sex. He used to think he would do it with Jenny McCarthy and jokes that maybe Wendy has a chance. She is all flattered and is giggling.
Both Andy and Wendy are getting stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame next year and isn’t it conincidental because their shows have both been going 10 years. He then mutters some Howives dribble. She lost any chance to do anything on his network after she told Andy not to talk Bravo because her audience is lukewarm over the shows and they are the tastemakers. Someone should tell her not to be biting the hands that could feed her. She She sure seems to be feeling spunky and full of herself.
Now some P. Diddy (or Puffy) nonsense because she is in with all of the right people. It centered on an argument he had with Aubrey O’Day WW said she has “Sour Grapes”... yada yada. At this point she zones out and says that she is already over doing the show and cannot wait to fly the coop so she can get on with her plans. She is so excited that she won’t even chance her clothes after leaving the studio.
She had a fashion segment last, but I didn’t stick around to watch it.