Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!

[PradaKitty]

Well I can’t wait to see how her siblings respond to this one!

[JoanArc]

1 hour ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

I tried to make out some of the games from the link included in the post...The M&M's one consists of one partner picking up the candy in their mouth without using hands, and trying to transfer as many as possible into the other partner's mouth. Now, I certainly don't mind swapping spit in the general course of things , but that just sounds kind of gross to me...

 Isn’t that just, I don’t know, vomiting and someone else’s mouth? I guess we shouldn’t be surprised since this comes from someone who thinks rubbing lotion over her naked body will keep her man forever.  Does she get extra points because her husband‘s mouth is twisted to one side? Does it add to the difficulty? 

 But you don’t understand guys! She had SEX, ON HER ANNIVERSARY,  her five year anniversary!  Not every marriage can claim that!  And with an incredibly average man to boot! 

There are the real positions they used...

[Zella]

6 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

There are the real positions they used...

That was great!

I feel like "the perverse lovebirds" sums up most Duggar relationships. 

[QuinnInND]

5 hours ago, Zella said:

 someone who has only done missionary. 

No wonder Jilly loves it.  🤣

[Westiepeach]

40 minutes ago, galaxychaser said:

I’m running to the store for brain bleach. Anyone else need a gallon?

Please. Just add it to my account. 

[heckkitty]

52 minutes ago, galaxychaser said:

I’m running to the store for brain bleach. Anyone else need a gallon?

I don’t think a gallon will cut it. Could you please get me a giant vat? 🤢

[Oldernowiser]

Lame-a Sutra? Karma Sorta?

This needs a more accurate name...

[Sew Sumi]

9 minutes ago, heckkitty said:

I don’t think a gallon will cut it. Could you please get me a giant vat? 🤢

I buy it in 55 gallon drums for occasions such as these. 😁

[ginger90]

[mythoughtis]

I’m surprised they didn’t make the restaurant push two tables together so they could sit on the same side. 

Do these two know how ridiculous they sound? They went to Silver Dollar City for their anniversary- a place they seem to go every month. They played sex games (this is the definition of too much information) and topped it off with a matinee of Toy Story 4.   They remind me of 12 year olds looking at Daddy’s Playboy  magazines and giggling. 

Edited June 26, 2019 by mythoughtis

[xwordfanatik]

Again with the goofy open-mouthed smile and wrinkled forehead.  Ugh.

[all fall down]

I wonder if Jilly would still have included that Kama Sutra book in her photo if she had any idea what the real Kama Sutra was. 

Nothing wrong with it of course, and I would not be surprised at her posting the intimacy "games" or whatever, but the Kama Sutra is just so odd coming from them, which makes me think Jill didn't realize what that title implied, just thinking this was some sort of cute little mild intimacy book. 

[Zella]

7 minutes ago, christine falls said:

I wonder if Jilly would still have included that Kama Sutra book in her photo if she had any idea what the real Kama Sutra was. 

Nothing wrong with it of course, and I would not be surprised at her posting the intimacy "games" or whatever, but the Kama Sutra is just so odd coming from them, which makes me think Jill didn't realize what that title implied, just thinking this was some sort of cute little mild intimacy book. 

That's why I did such a double-take and hunted down what she was posting about on Amazon. I just cannot fathom her knowing what it really is. Beyond the content, I'd think they'd probably disapprove of it coming from a non-Christian cultural tradition. (Kind of like how some evangelicals object to yoga.)

This reminds me of one time when some woman asked me at the library for a copy of the Kama Sutra. I took her to where a copy was, and it was really clear as we were walking over there and she was jabbering about it that she had no clue what it was. Her boyfriend told her to get it, and that was that. 

Edited June 26, 2019 by Zella

[galaxychaser]

Tater tot flavored lotion yum yum yum.

[Lunera]

1 hour ago, galaxychaser said:

https://people.com/tv/jill-duggar-husband-bedroom-seduction-game-kama-sutra-5-year-anniversary/

Jill must be kicking herself for not posting those pics on her blog, she missed out on so many hits.

33 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Someone at C&L must be editing her photos for the ads.

 No more pictures squinting in the sun or in a dark livingroom

[babyhouseman]

5 hours ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

Now I'm picturing Dreck all decked out in leather bondage gear, and Jill in thigh high boots with a whip.

Fifty Shades of Beige

[PikaScrewChu]

30 minutes ago, Zella said:

That's why I did such a double-take and hunted down what she was posting about on Amazon. I just cannot fathom her knowing what it really is. Beyond the content, I'd think they'd probably disapprove of it coming from a non-Christian cultural tradition. (Kind of like how some evangelicals object to yoga.)

I truly think she knows what the Kama Sutra is (at least superficially) and knew the reaction she would get by putting it in there "sneakily". She got press coverage about talking about sex tips and posting that odd tribute to Grandma Duggar. Somehow she's managing to hit all the social media buttons.

Jill is at the point of picking and choosing from her upbringing, which I would have never thought possible. I suspect Dullard would be all w/e if Jilly Muffin decided to go attempt yoga in the park one day.

[jcbrown]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

That is the worst picture yet. And those are not fries.

[Zella]

2 minutes ago, PikaScrewChu said:

I truly think she knows what the Kama Sutra is (at least superficially) and knew the reaction she would get by putting it in there "sneakily". She got press coverage about talking about sex tips and posting that odd tribute to Grandma Duggar. Somehow she's managing to hit all the social media buttons.

Jill is at the point of picking and choosing from her upbringing, which I would have never thought possible. I suspect Dullard would be all w/e if Jilly Muffin decided to go attempt yoga in the park one day.

If Jill actually had her social media shit together, she could be the Howard Stern-esque shock blogger of the fundie world, and she'd probably generate more web traffic than any of the other Duggars.

[EmeraldGirl]

How am I supposed to fall asleep and not have nightmares about cream of chicken lube? Jill hits the fundy sex market! 

Derick the Dildo. Ben’s Butt Plugs. Anna’s Anal Beads.

(I’m sorry, I’m up too late!)

[Steff]

1 hour ago, EmeraldGirl said:

How am I supposed to fall asleep and not have nightmares about cream of chicken lube? Jill hits the fundy sex market! 

Derick the Dildo. Ben’s Butt Plugs. Anna’s Anal Beads.

(I’m sorry, I’m up too late!)

I'm having the same problem.  My mind won't stop running away with worse images & sex games. throw in chatter about Jilly doing yoga and I'm stuck on them doing a downward doggie style.  ( I shared that because I can't be this miserable by myself, welcome to my nightmare everyone!)

I don't need just brain bleach, I need a frigging sledge hammer to knock this out of my head. 

[Annb67]

Jill is like a 12-year-old girl who just made out with her boyfriend for the first time under a stairwell in her school. She thinks she's a pro. She is also extremely desperate for attention and thinks she's cool for having sex. I kind of want to post on her instagram "Oh my God Jill those sex tips are great! My BOYFRIEND and I are now having sex all of the time, in fact, who needs marraige, we're moving in together!" See how that rocks her fundie world. 

Ew...she's just so gross. I now have the image in my head of Derick flaling around during sex like he did during that obstacle course. Ew...

[Marigold]

I'm struck by the hypocrisy of the whole thing.

Derick is upset by Jazz but Jill can post sexual shit on her Insta and that's OK? 

I get that they are MARRIED so "it's all fine" (eye roll) but not every follower is married.  What if she has followers who are children/teens/unmarried?  How about her own younger siblings?  Social media is everywhere and you know that the younger Duggars go on social media whether Jim Bob likes it or not.  Can Jana read this book?  Maybe Lauren is offended by reading this?  Or Jessa? Or JD?  Or her mother? 

I'm sure Derick would say "if you don't like it, don't follow us!"  "Monitor your children's media"  Same goes for Jazz.   If you don't like her, don't watch the show.   Either we all have freedom or none of us has freedom.  If you don't want your kids watching Jazz, then don't let them. 

Not to mention that Derick likes to pontificate about his Christianity but they are using a Hindu based book?  So, everyone needs to believe in his Christian god or risk hell.  But use a Hindu book even though the Hindu religion is taking you hell?  

We all know Jill is seeking attention and her shitty little marriage sucks if you have to tell everyone how hot and sexy you both are.   

I could go on and on....

These two really belong together. Both so phony and both have a screw loose. 

[BetyBee]

1 hour ago, Annb67 said:

Jill is like a 12-year-old girl who just made out with her boyfriend for the first time under a stairwell in her school. She thinks she's a pro. She is also extremely desperate for attention and thinks she's cool for having sex.

I think you've nailed it, AnnB67.  And I would add that people who talk about sex the most are either unsatisfied with their sex life or aren't doing it nearly as often as they claim.  Or both.  

[ginger90]

22 minutes ago, Marigold said:

These two really belong together. Both so phony and both have a screw loose. 

Posted yesterday .....

[Trillium]

11 hours ago, Lunera said:

https://www.thedatingdivas.com/win-minute-sexy-games/

This is the website where she got her Sex game from. 

These people have turned sex and going out with your spouse into a god damn Pinterest project. Most grown ass adults don’t need not want cutesy printouts to say “hey, lets go out to dinner tonight”. Spending time with your spouse doesn’t need to include so much prep work to keep their triple flame love life alive.  

[zenme]

Well, the idea of the two of them having sex, and in various positions, totally grossed me out. They look like they need a bath—constantly, and even on their wedding day. Remember the bare feet? Two unattractive people having sex...the image is repulsive.

[ginger90]

[Suzn]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Posted yesterday .....

It's probably the only thing "hung" in her house.

[Ijustwantsomechips]

1 hour ago, Suzn said:

It's probably the only thing "hung" in her house.

You win the internet today!

[Suzn]

16 minutes ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

You win the internet today!

> Modest bow <😊

[Mindthinkr]

13 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

I buy it in 55 gallon drums for occasions such as these. 😁

I found it on sale and will be sending gallons. Use the word “Jill” for special sale promotions. 

[Mindthinkr]

I also found the perfect plants for her to landscape with: 

[Barb23]

16 hours ago, Trillium said:

If you need some kind of reward/scorecard I’m not sure your doing it right... 

Also some brave soul inn Reddit found some of the “games” from whatever it was Jill was rambling about. This one is the exact opposite of sexy. We’ll may Amy Santiago would be I to it because office supplies do turn her on. 

16 hours ago, Lisa418722 said:

   Maybe I work with too many post-it notes in my job to think that would be sexy.  (great now I'm going to be thinking about this when I use post-it notes at work, thanks a lot LOL). 

All I can think of is what a waste of Sticky notes but those Duggars love them. Remember them decorating Ma & Pa's motel anniversary room way back when?  I think one of the couples going away car for a wedding was covered in them as well. 

Jill raved about Derelict taking her to a great place for dinner yet he couldn't even dress up a little for it. He probably wore that same Tshirt all day. Yuck! Jeremy probably had the vapors after seeing the way Derelict was dressed. Where does one put a pocket square when one wears a pocket less Tshirt?

I'm hoping Cathy took the boys to see Toy Story 4 as well.  I can picture Jill & Derelict telling the boys all about the movie  they haven't seen (yet).  Same goes for Silver Dollar City. 

[Picture It. Sicily]

16 hours ago, JoanArc said:

Argh...my eyes. WE GET IT JILL. Please stop.

She's doing the Fundie girl version of this...

 She needs a way to tell the world her husband's needs are being righteously fulfilled,  because so many other duggars are announcing pregnancies and they're not. (And I'm personally of the belief that there will not be any more baby announcements coming from them. )

[Natalie68]

12 hours ago, jcbrown said:

That is the worst picture yet. And those are not fries.

They look really greasy.  Like the Duggars need to add anymore grease to their diet (or hair/skin). 🙄

4 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Posted yesterday .....

Jill those aren't vibrators

[Suzn]

16 minutes ago, Picture It. Sicily said:

 She needs a way to tell the world her husband's needs are being righteously fulfilled,  because so many other duggars are announcing pregnancies and they're not. (And I'm personally of the belief that there will not be any more baby announcements coming from them. )

I think you've figured out the reason for this idiotic display of Jill's "hot" sex life.  Of course she has to over-compensate for the lack of another pregnancy.  I wouldn't be surprised that you are right about no more baby announcements.

[dariafan]

It must be killing her to not divulge what Derelict is doing this summer

[Natalie68]

2 minutes ago, dariafan said:

It must be killing her to not divulge what Derelict is doing this summer

Well he is apparently doing her.  HA!

[dariafan]

Just now, Natalie68 said:

Well he is apparently doing her.  HA!

Hey, I’m trying to eat no beige food here !

[gonecrackers]

14 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Scarf, earrings- check. But then there's the hand, forehead wrinkles, obnoxious facial expression... she needs a few more arrows, just so we know what everything is called.

[BitterApple]

Someone needs to tell Jilly Muffin you're supposed to spread the potatoes in a single layer in the pan. Piling them up like that makes them steam, not crisp, resulting in a mushy, greasy mess.

[lascuba]

My take on the oversharing is that she really is, in all ways, her father's daughter.  We'll be seeing some dry humping on a mini golf course soon.

[irisheyes]

I’m glad for Jill that at least she’s trying to step out of her comfort zone a bit. I’m fairly sure that she only knew about missionary when she got married, cause she’s raised by JB  and Michelle who teach sex using Legos.  So, I do respect that they are willing to try and “spice things up”.  If it means they have better sex that they both enjoy, then great. 

That being said, WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW, JILL!!  SOME THINGS SHOULD BE KEPT PRIVATE!

[Lunera]

5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Wow, maybe Jilly is smart. That picture with they sex game next to the Kama Sutra book got her tons of attention and now a partnership with the company she tagged.

[galaxychaser]

OMG what if she puts out a dvd demonstration on how to please your man Christian/Fundy style.

🤮🤮🤮

[Ohiopirate02]

7 minutes ago, galaxychaser said:

OMG what if she puts out a dvd demonstration on how to please your man Christian/Fundy style.

🤮🤮🤮

I will pass on a dvd.  If Jill decided to publish a book on this subject, I would buy it and read it for science.

[65mickey]

jill need to shut up with the sex lessons. She is not Dr. Ruth of the fundie world. We don't need to hear about her sex life.  I think she has lost her damn mind. 

[gonecrackers]

She's a joke, but I suppose it's working for her as she's making some money off hits from being a joke; interesting world we live in. 😟 🙄

[Trillium]

47 minutes ago, Lunera said:

Wow, maybe Jilly is smart. That picture with they sex game next to the Kama Sutra book got her tons of attention and now a partnership with the company she tagged.

They may soon regret that. . I’m sure prior to this the only people visiting their site were like minded super conservative women. Now that Jill is connected to them, they have opened the mockery floodgates. Looks as if they let people comment on their “ideas”. I’m sure it won’t take long for those to be filled with less than flattering messages.