JoanArc

No way do they have the smarts or discipline to eliminate for 3 months straight. Maybe eliminate processed foods, Jill.

Why is Jingle trying to look like Little Mama, and Cade like Jingle? Are they doing a counting on crossover with wife swap?

PBR and ditch weed would sell well with in Springdale. Only if there’s a Champagne Room. Josh would enjoy it regardless.

Golf. Yeah, what a poser.

I get the feeling that it would take all of 10 seconds for Derwood to accidentally shoot himself in the foot if you placed a real pistol in his hand.

Just remember he’ll definitely run for office after he winds up getting his law degree. That should snap you out of it.

They sneak it into the back door, so to speak.

Cade’s wearing Jingle’s old hair.

In the middle of the week? Don’t they have jobs.....never mind!

Covert homosexuality merit badge?

Is that picture taken at family camp? What a room full of sullen looking beta males , with Jim Bob hovering behind them. Josh’s boys look terrified. 90% of the body language of those men screams help me.

ALERT might just save his life after all!

I’m an Instagram reality lover. I never thought I’d see Jana there, but apparently she’ll fit in just fine.

“Quick KJV bible run, honey”

Mistake.