EmeraldGirl

Maybe she lost some weight before the wedding, or just didn’t want it so firm fitting. Alcohol! How about, Christine: From the big bully to Mrs. Woolley. ?

I mean, I don’t want to be petty, but there were an awful lot of unattractive women at that shower. The Rods are beauty queens next to them. Arf. I saw crackers, fruit, chips, soda, and celery. Oh plus one cupcake for everyone. What a spread. Were there also just random French fries on a baking sheet? Janessa annoys me because she acts and is treated like a toddler. Of course she was front and center with her chew toy. ps: The presents were super cheap and sucked. And when Kaylee mentioned abortion there was a great big fart sound. 🤷‍♀️

Is MM attractive? It looks like Kaylee is eating! Bigger face, arms, and tummy than Nurie ever had (does anyone else see her name and think it rhythms with Murray?). Those poor little boys already are wearing hairspray. What is there to tame when you cut BABY hair? Their hair and their souls. I thought Hannah’s brows were too overpowering for her face, but this! I grew up in the late 70s, and we didn’t even make that much of a mess then. So are the sperm a subliminal message that that stuff will be coming at you sooner rather than later?

I think Austin is attractive (minus the beard), so I think the kids will be too. Joy is the prettiest of the sisters to me. Joy mentioned early on in the allergy journey that he was getting steroids. So at least she was on top of it with a real doctor. That’s all I ever did with my one son because the allergy was only in the spring.

Jeremy was also sooo much better looking than the Duggar boys who were our reference. He needs to let that shit grow out. It looks like pubic hair.

Yeah those are all real celebs with talent and careers. The Vuolos don’t really do anything. So they try to show their lives, but there’s nothing there. They’re desperately trying to get some fame going on social media, but hiding the kids just makes it that much more empty and weird. And btw, I don’t even like kids on social media in this day and age. My grandchildren are forbidden from being shown anywhere and I agree with that.

Jessup? That’s a whole other can of worms with that name. Joy is very simple (that’s not an insult). She seems to enjoy a carefree, country, woodsy, life. Get dirty, be barefoot, hunt bear. More power to her if it gets FF (I can only see it as fuck face) out of her mind.

Bizarre teasing of the kids faces. If you don’t want them shown you have to pretend they don’t exist. Can’t play happy family on social media with no family.

Phillip’s skinniness actually hurts my soul. I guess Tim passed down that gem about fasting. To all of them. Like they have a choice. That is one sick mother (f’er).

Cut out all the useless Bible speak and they’re two people who got married too young and had too many kids too soon. They’re normal and need to quit the Christlike behavior and just live. Talk it out, fight it out. And use a condom.

Nah, it’s the Joanna Gaines effect. They all worship her. I haven’t watched much of that show, but what I have seen are neutrals as far as the bored eye can see.

A t-shirt under a princess dress? Relax, she’s not even showing shoulders.

So they “slipped” before marriage but it wasn’t kissing. What … did Jed touch a boob? Hell no, I wasn’t about to marry anyone before a kiss. There are some lousy kissers out there. Jed doesn’t come off as Josh smug. He seems almost a little sweet. Still don’t know how he landed her though. Cute and very personable.

Geez. That looks like where they filmed Deliverance.

Justin was the smart one. Since he was going to get married eventually anyway, might as well avoid Jesus/Nazi Youth camp.