Ijustwantsomechips

So many jokes...so little time.

Those pictures makes Jinger a twatwaffle. A fundie twatwaffle.

Those aluminum pans are useful for transporting large casseroles for the holidays. I wouldn’t use one in everyday cooking unless I was feeding a herd and wouldn’t want to bother with all the clean up. Knowing Jill though, her casserole dishes are probably packed in those boxes in the garage.

A Costco-sized pack of toilet paper and some Pepto. You’ll need it if you eat that crap.

Damn right!

Yes the Baby Brezza! I’ve already told my mom and sister that’s the one gift I want for my first baby. OT: I thought the pacifier comments were ridiculous, but Jessa chooses to live her live on SM, and it’s a packaged deal.

My bedroom and bathroom are always a cluttered mess. Too many clothes and too much make up, but it is what it is. The difference between us and Jill is we have better sense than to film the clutter for the world to see. That’s because we are aware of the mess even if we aren’t capable or willing to clean it up. Jill doesn’t really seem to see the mess. Yes, life with kids can be messy. But there are plenty of parents with young children who keep a tidy home. And they’re not all neurotic. She’s just a damned clutter monkey who spends all her damned time shilling Taiwanese sweat shop knock offs on Instagram, and obsessing and lusting over her skinny, hateful husband. This heifer needs to readjust her priorities and purge a lot of that mess.

Those shoes are what we refer to as butt kickers. And his jeans look like a pair of pajama jeans and joggers had a baby. Dafuq is he wearing?

I’m sure that big ass harp is in Deertick’s office because it was too big for the living room and whoever moved it stuck it in the first available room. The office is right off the living room. I also agree the office should be in the smallest bedroom. Izzy and Sam should be sharing the “guest” room, and the guest room could be where the office is. I guess I’m old school because ai don’t see the need for a separate play room. I grew up playing with my toys in my room, and it didn’t damage me. It also kept my parents from buying more toys than we had space for, or allow us kids to take over the house. Toys were for your room, not the living or dining room. Then again we went outside since my grandpa built us an entire park (Grandpa was awesome like that!) I don’t hold the same neurotic, aggressive attitude towards children that the Dillards do, but I think it’s ridiculous when I look at houses on HGTV and the kids have taken over with their toys. So here are my ideas to redo Jill’s home. First, the house needs some color other than brown, tan or gray. Nice colorful throw pillows on the sofa. Obviously clean and declutter. Colorful placemats in the dining area. Rearrange the bedroom configuration as stated above, get the boys some bunk beds, and a small table and chairs set. A swing set for the backyard. Jill really should ask Kendra for advice.

You can look in her face and tell she’s been through something traumatic. Poor Joy. Giddyup seems clean and healthy, so she’s obviously a good mom to him.

Thank you @Puffin. I was thinking the same thing this morning. Jessa gets a lot of credit for being such a loving and doting mother, but the bar is very low. I don’t see much difference between the way she sees her kids and the way Jim Bob sees his kids as the personification of his virility and glory. She annoys me to no end. Lauren strikes me as the type of wife who will have little use for Josiah once the baby gets here. Until she wants another. In another life, she’d probably just poke holes in the condom and get ghost. That girl’s got an agenda.

Make this shit happen!

With that goofy tie he looks like he attends the First Baptist Church of Hogwarts. Overly pretentious and out of season. This guy is so extra.

I have a friend from Oxnard. I’ have to ask her to keep a lookout for Rev. Furkle and his props family.

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