PradaKitty

Maybe it skips a generation. (Hopefully!)

I watched the entire episode and had NO idea what was going on.

I noticed that Sofia who is going to be 9 in July was sucking her thumb as they entered Chuck E Cheese. Obviously she was self soothing. Funny that Jill is commenting on her children growing up so fast as we see her 2 youngest children sucking their thumbs and dragging around security blankets far past the age where those habits would be considered age appropriate.

Jill, since when do blue and pink match?! And what on earth are those rags your girls are wearing? They look like the orphans in Annie. I’d be embarrassed to go anywhere with my children looking like that.

And now Jill is reminding us that it’s been the 9th anniversary of the tragic accident that left Amy a quadriplegic. BECAUSE they were coming to visit JILL (and the rest of the family). Really, is this something Jill needs to post? Or even dwell on?! How about posting about how well Amy is doing? Or even better how much prettier she is than Jill.

I don’t know why this is an American Horror Story. Where’s the damn horror?! Also, if Anna wants that baby so bad, why is she hopping on planes in her third trimester? Part of this neverending non-horror story has ripped off the premise of Rosemary’s Baby in that Rosemary’s husband was an actor whom they were seducing with bigger and better parts and Anna is an actress whom they are seducing with bigger and better awards.

My first thought at seeing the rod kids in the crosswalk was that they look like cult members (based on their clothing and how they are all grouped together) and that I would have stayed far away from them.

This is a woman who brags about making her bed. EVOis a “tradition” to her.

Does Jill k ow that not all religions have Wednesday night services? Know, not k ow.

I think Matthew doesn’t have as much money as Trixie seems to think he does. It takes a lot of funding to improve all of the properties his father neglected for so long.

Was there a sale on used white bridesmaid dresses at the thrift store? The older girls are all wearing the same dress, including Nurie in Florida.

Note how she needed to ask Da id’s PERMISSION to shill plexus.

I don’t think they recognize Good Friday or Monday (Holy) Thursday. Just Easter. My phone doesn’t recognize Maunday Thursday either!!

Jill says she loves her girls VOICES chatting through the walls. Very strange sentence… I’ve never heard of voices chatting. I HAVE heard of girls chatting. Jill also states that her girls are each others “best friends”. Of course they are. They don’t know anyone else.

Janessa is no longer sleeping in a crib. She’s sleeping in a toddler bed! Jill just canNOT stop infantilizing her. And she still speaks to her as if she is two!! That room is a joke.