S08.E09: Seana's Story LIVE CHAT

[Guest]

Just now, Chicklet said:

I think she accidently ate the papers.

Slathered with mayonnaise. 

[mmecorday]

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I'm going to disagree - Jazz, and/or the 7 wives for 1 guy commercial win.

You mean "Jazz and the Quest for the Magical Vagina?"

[Callaphera]

Just now, ShoePrincess said:

And please excuse any typos. Dear Prudence, oue snowshoe Siamese, is helping me snark.

Prudence is the name of my imaginary best friend (I imagine her to be a foul-mouthed grandmother who likes scotch, gossip, and knitting). She lets me get away with things I normally guilt myself over.

And she gets an ice cream cake from DQ at least twice a year with "Happy Birthday Prudence" written on it in that delicious, crack-tastic gel icing. 

[Concerned]

1 minute ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

Holy crap this one is just stupid.  There is no other explanation.  She is dumber than dumb.

She said she left high school at 16 due to bullying, but in truth she couldn’t understand what was taught.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Here come the tears for ol' Pouty Face.

[DEG9]

1 minute ago, Splashes said:

She really doesnt look that heavy honestly.

We have so many bigger ones to compare with, that yes, she doesn't seem that big, But still...

[Poudre]

10 minutes ago, LizzyB said:

LOST THE PAPERS?  HA HA HA HA HA that's a new one!

That’s a version of “The dog ate my homework”.

 

[Guest]

OH MY FUCKING GOD. 

I can't believe this girl is actually waiting for PAPERS. The papers are already ON THE INTERNET! GOOD GOD.

[7EasyPayments]

WHAT THE F  K WITH THOSE PANTS !!!!!!!!!!!! 👀

🤣

[peaceknit]

Bigfoot slippers

[hoosiermom]

1 minute ago, ShoePrincess said:

Newburgh

Me too! What a small world. I am moving to California nest October.

[Azubah]

SHE LOST THEM AGAIN.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Those slippers.....the jokes just write themselves

[babyhouseman]

She is probably faking being dumb and wants publicity for her porn site. 

[Kid]

What a fucking liar she is!!

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love how these idiots always say they're "trying". Which means, they're sitting on the couch feeling sorry for themselves, trying to wish their blubber away.

You are missing the crucial piece of "eating consolation snacks all the time".  If they only sat there and moped, they would not be eating and thus would lose weight! 

[Caoimhe]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I love how these idiots always say they're "trying". Which means, they're sitting on the couch feeling sorry for themselves, trying to wish their blubber away.

I can vouch for the fact that it doesn’t work. 

[mmecorday]

Oh, those slippers ...

She lost the papers again. She tries to reprint them but mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble.

[ShortyMac]

She lost the papers AGAIN?????????? And she couldn't find the e-mail?????????? BULL. SHIT.

[gameshowjunkie]

Now she lost the email??? Come on!!!

[Guest]

AND NOW SHE "LOST THE EMAIL" WITH THE DIET.

[ams1001]

So he emailed her the information...and she lost the email? Seriously?

She's wearing bear claws on her feet. 🤐

[Kid]

Just now, Azubah said:

SHE LOST THEM AGAIN.

And I have a bridge in Brooklyn I can sell you.

[Splashes]

She loses things so much I cant imagine she really cares

[umgoblue]

Her excuses are rising to a level that I have not witnessed before.  I have no words.

[Callaphera]

Jesus fuck this woman is killing me. 

CHECK YOUR SPAM FILTER. NO, IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU EAT.

[MsVixen]

She lost them AGAIN!!!!  

This bitch is never going to get below 600!

[Armchair Critic]

She doesn't want to mess up yet she didn't follow the eating or exercise program. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Azubah said:

SHE LOST THEM AGAIN.

AND THEN SHE LOST THE EMAIL. 

I give up. 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Just now, 7EasyPayments said:

WHAT THE F  K WITH THOSE PANTS !!!!!!!!!!!! 👀

🤣

She shops at the same store the other guy does who has more holes than pant.  I forget his name.

[ams1001]

17 minutes ago, Donut Bear said:

Is the mother’s name Cricket??

I knew a cat named Cricket once...

[Hana Chan]

I can't stay up to watch the end, but I think that the writing is on the wall for how this is going to go. I'll check in tomorrow morning to see just how much of a train-wreck this turned into.

Peace out, y'all!

[Roxie]

4 minutes ago, ShoePrincess said:

She's scared. Why am I not surprised.

I have a question about these giant blobs and their eating habits. Do you ever see anything on their paper plates. wrappers, bags, or boxes that looks like it might have at least a small amount of fiber? How do they manage to push all that junk out the opposite end? I'm serious. How are they not blocked most of the time?

I'm now preparing to hop on the bus to hell. I just have to prepare my panties.

And please excuse any typos. Dear Prudence, oue snowshoe Siamese, is helping me snark.

 

I think all the grease must help it slide through.

[MelissaMinion]

What is she wearing on her feet. Fuzzy bear slippers?

She’s scared to find out her “progress”. I don’t think that’s the right word to use in this instance.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

Prudence is the name of my imaginary best friend (I imagine her to be a foul-mouthed grandmother who likes scotch, gossip, and knitting).

Have you been peeping in my window??

[Carboncat]

Oh jeez!  Those slippers!  This is almost beyond snark!

[Gbb]

Oh FFS. I can’t with this woman. 

“I lost the papers again. And the email. And forgot who I am. Everything but food.”

 

[babyhouseman]

Put "lost the papers" on the bingo card.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

AND THEN SHE LOST THE EMAIL. 

I give up. 

I am behind but are you frighten kidding me?!?!?!

[fonfereksglen]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

OH MY FUCKING GOD. 

I can't believe this girl is actually waiting for PAPERS. The papers are already ON THE INTERNET! GOOD GOD.

She thinks she is in Casablanca hoping to buy her papers from Mr. Rick.

 

[DC Gal in VA]

Holy Fuck I was posting and just looked up when they showed a close-up of her bear claw or monster feet bedroom slippers, I almost jumped outta my skin! Not sure why they freaked me out so much, just looked up and wasn't expecting to see them I guess. Sometimes I crack myself up! 😁

Edited February 27, 2020 by DC Gal in VA
Additional comments.

[Mary]

2 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

WHAT THE F  K WITH THOSE PANTS !!!!!!!!!!!! 👀

🤣

Thunder crotch maybe. 

[Carboncat]

Just now, ams1001 said:

I knew a cat named Cricket once...

I once had a good friend named Cricket.  Was totally normal.

[LizzyB]

6 minutes ago, Splashes said:

Good evening pounders! Sorry Im late, how is this one doing so fae?

Perplexing.  SUPER sad childhood.  Absolutely non-functional with basic tasks, like making a phone call or eating gracefully. Dead eyes.  100% addict.

[ShoePrincess]

2 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

Me too! What a small world. I am moving to California nest October.

We might be neighbors. Or pass each other in Schnucks. Or something like that.

 

[peaceknit]

She probably gained. For 22, she's still a little girl.

[ams1001]

17 minutes ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

Maybe KC has their own version of NJ Wildwood's "watch the tram car please...."

Thanks for the childhood flashbacks! We rented a house near Wildwood for a week every summer from when I was 10 until I was 16. We spent one day at Wildwood - water park in the afternoon, change, dinner, then evening on the boardwalk. (Funnel cake and shaved ice were necessary purchases.)

[materialgirl101]

She is definitely severely depressed. It’s hard to motivate when you are that depressed.  And I can understand her fear of disappointing people adding to her fear and sadness. It’s a vicious circle - so she would rather avoid.  Or “turtle mode”
I also think thats the reason for her flat affect. She was so beaten down/defeated by her fathers abuse that she has found it easiest to .... just exist. That way you don’t have to worry about things like other people’s expectations and disappointment.  But now there ARE expectations.  And it’s scary.  

[Armchair Critic]

Seana should be on this Geico commercial with Pinocchio

[Yokosmom]

Steam some veggies and eat some lean chicken. It isn’t rocket science! I’m surprised that she hasn’t told Dr. Now that the dog ate her homework. Expecting epic talk from Dr. Now.