Well I just watched part 1 and 2 on demand. A few comments:
Nicole (or as Mrs. Hanson calls her, Baby Beluga): I just knew she wasn’t going to Morroco when she bought the ticket. And we all saw the previews of the Tell All. He canceled the trip not her. If her mother had any sense, she would throw her ass out of the house, keep May there, and file for custody.
Russ and his “espicy Latina:” I fast forward through as I have all that I can take of those two. However, I need to wash out my eyes with bleach because, even fast forwarding through, I could see those mammary glands that she can’t seem to keep covered.
Chantel and Pedro: I would go back to the Dominican Republic. No piece of ass is worth that.
Coltee and Debbie: EWWWWWWW!
Andre and Libby: How does a modern American woman end up with a man who says that raising a child is a woman’s work? Love his dad.
Ashley and Jay: I understand that Ashley actually brought Jay to the attorney’s office. The attorney, hoe ever, represents her. Because of that, after the preliminaries were done and Ashley stated her wishes, I do not understand why the attorney did not ask Jay to leave the room for a moment and have a private discussion with Ashley, her client? The point is not to change Ashley’s mind but to advise her on exactly what the repercussions of her actions are. So that puzzled me.