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  1. Dan Gheesling and Jedi Janie are confirmed for the cast of The Traitors US S2. Entertainment Weekly
  2. I'd pay to watch Julianne Hough host the show without a script. ETA: To bring it back on topic before I get a spanking (not that I'm against that, everything is negotiable) - America and Cory were having some under-the-covers action with the rigored corpse of Meme also in the room. Still haven't seen her move, still don't believe she's alive. This is my grassy knoll this season.
  3. Bolding mine. I don't know if I would worry about Dancing with the Stars - they're under WGA rules (maybe? it was a recent find and my info is from last night) and should be a struck production so now they're probably going to be picketed.
  4. Y'know, sometimes when big medium sized things happen, I feel a little bummed that I'm not that into this season and thus have basically dropped the feeds and I'm just following along. But then I come across shit like and suddenly I'm very proud of myself for prioritizing my mental health and practicing good self-care. Gold star for me.
  5. Well I was going to say that the excitement of last week cleared my skin, made my hair nice and shiny, and cured my stomach flu but then I saw who won HoH so I guess all the glory goes back to the Gatorade and decades of sleep. I am sorry to have missed the brief, shining moment that 90% of the viewers realized that they were rooting for Fucking Bowie Jane. That must have been a trip. So close to having an HOLA, JULIE! Jessica moment.
  6. ETA: WAIT. It makes sense. They both play atrociously. Never mind, I see the resemblance. They're practically twins.
  7. There's a point in my life where I would have chosen the cutout, too. But I was twenty and Las Vegas had just started airing on NBC and I had just broken up with my boyfriend so at least I would have had an excuse, Matt.
  8. It's okay, Jag is this year's block rocking cockroach - he never dies, even when you whack him with a shoe 10 times. I swear that was going somewhere and then poof. Don't smoke weed, kids. Or smoke copious amounts. I don't care, I'm not your mom.
  9. I haven't been able to pull out my timer all season. I'm totally down for this plan.
  10. Yeah, I don't think I'll be getting up early to see this one. But still, since the America Stan Train has at least one more stop before the end of the line:
  11. If Jared wasn't so abhorrent, he might actually be funny. Or at least I might find some joy in laughing at him. The only way he could make me laugh now is to either get evicted from the Big Brother house or evicted from Cirie's golden child status. I know we ask every year but: please, BB Gods? A house fire? A UFO blasting the house away? We wake up the next day and Bobby Ewing is in the shower and all is right with the world again, surprise it's a month before Big Brother starts and Jared found himself unable to come? ...I wouldn't be against the last one, tbh. Dallas was a little before my time but Patrick Duffy was a hunk.
  12. I'm still not convinced that Meme is even alive. I've literally never seen her moving or talking on the feeds - I think I saw her kinda lurking in the background once but I swear, she never moved. I need a HG to hold a mirror under her nose while she's sleeping to see if she's breathing because I know robotics and AI are getting good but I didn't know they were that good yet. Or just poke her with a stick or something. Anything.
  13. Replace Cirie with BB16's Raven and her son with... I dunno, a pack of pork chops and a pound of Velveeta and I'd probably be saying that. Even half-cooked, those pork chops will be less offensive than Jared. Wouldn't last as long either. Fuck it, #TeamPorkChop. It'll be like when the media pitted a head of lettuce against the British PM and the lettuce lasted longer.
  14. Fucking Bowie Jane I hear she's in the running to dethrone the reigning cockblock champion.
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