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  1. Callaphera

    S03.E04: God Bless the Child

    The Eye Dude: "So... is this the baby you gave birth to for the Waterfords to have that the crazy Handmaid 'stole' and ran away with?" June: "Yup." The Eye Dude: "And this is your pre-Gilead husband that's holding the baby you gave birth to for the Waterfords to have?" June: "Yup." The Eye Dude: "He's in Toronto, at a protest for Chicago, holding the baby you gave birth to for the Waterfords to have?" June: "Yup." Also June: *swans out of the room and no one stops her* That's amazing plot armour. I mean, I was going to poke at how June could wander around the Putman's house without consequence, how she could have conversations with her ex-Commander and her ex-Commander's wife, smoke a cigarette in the pool room, throw herself over Janine's body to prevent a further beating and get away with it. But then that video happened. Can we just get rid of June and all the contrived ways they're going to put her and the Waterfords in the same vicinity so that she can continue being marriage counselor to them and just focus on Emily and Moira being awesome as they piece themselves back together?
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    S17.E14: Finale

    Before the final episode: "This season sucks! It's so fixed for Hester to win!" After the final episode: "Yay Sebastian! Best season ever!" Honestly, out of all those collections, if I had money and cared about clothes, I would have chosen Garo's to wear. I love me a corseted look and I love me some Lurex. At least Hester gave a nod to the inspiration from Clueless. Sebastian's collection was very Edgy Ladies who Lunch to me so I didn't feel it but to be fair, I dress like grunge never died. I'm basically a poster child of Before looks from What Not to Wear so clearly I'm an expert on this fashion thing.
  3. If you look closely, Ramona is filling her plate while sitting ringside for Bethenny versus Luann. Might as well have a snack with your show.
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    BB in the Media: Outside the Fishbowl

    Yay! Now to calculate what day to sign up for my VPN and All Access to get the best bang for my buck.
  5. She's tone deaf both on their trip and in the studio.
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    BB in the Media: Outside the Fishbowl

    *coughdamagecontrolcough*
  7. Props to Tinsley, not only because she stoods up for herself but because clearly she won the cabaret drinking game tonight! No props to a restaurant that serves lobster "Pop Tarts" in a toaster and popcorn shrimp in a popcorn popper. That's just a little too precious.
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    S09.E18: Pardon Our French

    Not Kyle! She's an innocent lamb who just doesn't understand. Anything. Like the difference between a beret and a hat that's more "cab driver chic" than anything else.
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    S09.E18: Pardon Our French

    I guess being a producer means that you're totally ignorant to other parts of the process - even if it's a process you once took part in? And others around you? I mean, hell, I acted in high school plays but if I can understand this from my little corner of Canada, I'm pretty sure someone who grew up in and around the industry gets it more than I do. She should have. Instead she chose to continually try to get Erika to say that she was personally offended by what Rinna did.
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    S09.E18: Pardon Our French

    But Kyle's not completely ignorant of how it works. There was a whole storyline about the show she was producing that totally wasn't about her mom and her sisters acting, no siree, nothing to do with the Richards family (okay, maybe a little bit but just a little... hey, why isn't my family talking to me anymore?) - Kyle knows what acting is. Her pretending to be ignorant of what a performance persona is and of creative interpretation is kinda rich coming from her.
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    S09.E18: Pardon Our French

    ...wasn't Kyle an actress when she was younger? Wasn't that what the whole "eating disorder"/please pay attention to me moment was about fifteen minutes before that? Okay, I guess you could give a pass to Teddi for that (not me, though. Nope. Teddi gets no passes unless it's a one way pass to the exit door) but Kyle should understand "acting" and "interpretation".
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    S09.E18: Pardon Our French

    Sooo... Erika is the new Lisa Vanderpump because Lisa nope'd the fuck out? Erika seems more likely to bitch slap someone and hold her own so this might be all right. I appreciate a shit stirrer like Rinna who is very obvious about it versus a shit stirrer like Teddi who tries to act so sanctimonious while pretending like she isn't grabbing her wooden spoon. And now that I complimented Rinna, I'm gonna go sage myself and buy some rock salt for the portion of Hell that just froze over.
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    BB in the Media: Outside the Fishbowl

    Surprise! It looks like Douchey Jeff's news is that he's doing the cast interviews in a week. Y'know, like he does every year. Biiig surprise. Huuuuge. The hugest. Surprise!
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    S03.E01: Night

    It's that time of year again, where we hop back on the trauma conga line. ...yay? It’s good to know that the show’s formula is still in tact - I should make up a bingo card for every episode. Did June talk to God and drop an eff bomb in a voiceover? Check. Insane close-up of June’s pores and/or nose hair? Check and a bonus check for Serena, too. Did June make a stupid decision but it won’t matter in the long run because plot armour? Well… she’s still rolling off the last bad one in the last season but we’ll give it a check for the Mackenzie house visit. Is Emily and/or Moira still the best part of the episode? Check. Did an episode end with June saying something cheeky (with bonus smirk), either in voiceover or in character? Check for the end of episode one. B-I-N-G-O! And I didn’t even need the free space square.
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    BB in the Media: Outside the Fishbowl

    Jordan: "Coming out? I don't get it. We come outside every day, Jeff."
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