FormeryHeavyJ

I'm waiting for Dr Now to say "you lost one pound....you must have pooped before you got here..."

I could go for another Where Are They Now update on Nicole and her Merry Bunch o' Bastards. Like Cousin Eddie said....it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Have to say it was better than the guy a year or two ago who was doing seated curls with his 40 oz mug of soda. Remember...he was the one from a northern state (Minnesota? Montana?) wearing flip flops in the snow.

Hi Everyone. Have not been doing the live chat this year being that I am up at 3am for the gym. I look forward to reading the comments afterwards but cannot find the live chats anymore on the site. Did they get moved to another location? Snarkingly Yours, Formerly Heavy J Whenever there is someone truly annoying on the show I always pray for a 3rd floor room with no elevator. Oh please please please let there no elevator. Please.

Someone else pointed out this is become the Jerry Springer Show for the morbidly obese. It is worse than a freak show. Dolly, the gospel singer, Eat & Cry Eat & Cry and now this disaster. I got so pissed watching the nutritionist attempt to do her job with a petulant 5-year old Blobzilla I turned it off. I hardly EVER do that. On the plus side of this year (is there a plus side????) I have to give MASSIVE props to the snarker who came up with Rainbow Not-So-Bright for Dolly.

I have not watched the episode yet but it certainly sounds that Lisa's verbal skills are "much more gooder". The son is living out the advice of the rock band "Slade" from around 1985....."Run Run Away". Man that was a great song.

I wasn't allowed to touch my Mom's washing machine......ever. She was afraid everyone would "break it". I was finally allowed to use the washing machine to help her out when my parents retired & relocated, my Dad passed and she was living alone. That was 12 years ago.....when I was 44 years old. No I didn't break it.

This was the exact expression on my face when I took my first Calculus exam at Muhlenberg fall 1983

I have always wondered exactly what goes on with the selection process. I believe that any rationale-minded person can tell within the first 10 minutes of meeting a possible candidate if they are going to be an outright failure. As someone who had a sleeve gastrectomy in 2016 (hence the Formerly Heavy J screen name) and lost 300 lbs in two years it just pisses me off to no end to see people chosen who waste this golden opportunity to live a NORMAL life. Wobbling around at 500-600 lbs is not normal.

When I saw the loaf of Wonder I thought she must have a pound or two of ham shoved in her pocket with the jar of mustard under the blubber. That's a good hiding spot. Remember the police made Nicole (of the Bunch 'o Bastards fame) pick up her blubber while searching for drugs.

I watched this episode on my cable company's repeat channel Friday night (must be in bed by 730pm for my daily 430am workout so I miss the original airing) & I stopped when Dolly was in bed with the homeless guy in what was apparently NOT a Hilton. I was not going to watch any more but now from reading all the live chat comments & those on this section I have to pick it up where I left off. Mrs Formerly Heavy J was surprised I turned it off. I told her "my head hurts....I have no idea what I just watched...." I do know that my daughter, a licensed hair stylist, would make a fortune if she lived next door to DollyLand. Every scene the three of them had different colored hair. Daughter of Formerly Heavy J would have that Jeep Cherokee by now she wants so much.

Calling Dr. Stanley Friedman....Dr Fraiser Crane....Dr Nials Crane....Dr Lilith Sternin-Crane......and the guy from Law & Order who does the Farmers Insurance commericals.

Just watching this episode now on my cable company's repeat channel. Been wondering why her voice sounded vaguely familiar. Does anyone else think she sounds like MeMaw from Young Sheldon?

I made it through an hour or so Thursday night on my cable repeat channel. I tried again today. I had to turn it off. No effort, stupid excuses, blah blah blah. Like my Dad used to say, "...go be stupid somewhere else....not around me...."

You left out "I am a very goal-orientated person" and "I have to stay in Montana for a few months to tie up loose ends". Let's look at #1. Unless your goal is to hit 1000 lbs, NO goal-orientated person on the face of the earth would say that while pushing 800 lbs. Now for #2. You sit on your oversized backside in one of the most disgusting chair/ottoman combinations I have ever seen in my 54 years. When not eating you stare at the ceiling all day or, like a 10-year old, play video games. Exactly what "loose ends" are we talking about? Do you have to finish the neighbors tax returns? Is there a corporate merger in that neck of Montana which requires Ryan's expertise for the due-diligence and stock combination? Am I missing something? When a former employer had a water cooler with the refillable jugs I used to curl the full ones. I know it doesn't compare to Ryan's soda-keg curls though.