S08.E09: Seana's Story LIVE CHAT

[DEG9]

2 minutes ago, AnnaBanana said:

Ohmyword this woman is a train wreck!

with a side of air disaster, and a sinking ship thrown in.

[ams1001]

I wonder what her mom pays Derrickus (I am refraining from commenting on that name...). It can't possibly be enough.

[Caoimhe]

Just now, Giant Misfit said:

Why is Dr Now asking a grown-ass woman where her "mom" is?! She's not an invalid ... she doesn't need her mother policing her!

She is so immature though!  

[suev33 3]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I am watching online.  The woman wearing the skirt so short you can tell if she's ovulating screeched Oh My Gah! so loudly, she scared my cat.  I don't care what she plans to do with billions of pairs of cheap boots. 

..."so short you can tell if she's ovulating...". 👏👏👏👏...best sentence of the night! Hands down!  Bravo!.   Still lmfao

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Derrickus sitting there with that superior expression and silk turban looks like a TV fortune teller.

Miss Cleo rides again!

[MelissaMinion]

“I cannot get her to eat her vegetables.”

WAIT, Dr Now knows about the potatoes and corn? Does he talk to the filming crew behind the patient’s back?

[ams1001]

Her goal in life is to be a tour bus driver like mom.

Dr. Now clearly does not know how to respond to that.

Edited February 27, 2020 by ams1001

[umgoblue]

So what you are telling me is that her daily exercise is her getting up to make her own plate??!!  And he said that to DR. NOW with a straight face.

[babyhouseman]

She makes the 1000 pound sisters look like intellectuals.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

"I swallow a lot of aggression....and a lot of pizzas too....."

Dewey Oxburger

[7EasyPayments]

1 minute ago, Donut Bear said:

What does that Derrick person have on his head?

Haute couture !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😉

OR rags to wash the car with..............🤣

[Armchair Critic]

The cousin seems low energy to be doing all that stuff, no wonder Seana isn't losing with him helping her.

[JunkFoodTV]

Why do the eat like crazy on the trip down???!!! 😠

[Brooklynista]

Dr Now is really trying to get thru to this chick. This is the longest office visit I've ever seen. 

[Suzywriter]

This girl needs to mainline some Prozac.

[Kid]

Why does she want to lose weight? She doesn’t have to cook, she doesn’t have to clean, she doesn’t have to earn a living. She just has to sit around and eat her day away.

Why is he even bothering to talk to her. He’s wasting breath.

Edited February 27, 2020 by Kid

[Callaphera]

Why does she wear her hair like Stephanie Tanner, circa 1988?

[LizzyB]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Her goal in life is to be a tour bus driver like mom.

Limited in every way, I'm tellin' ya.

[Suzywriter]

Tour bus driver? Like for musicians?

[ShoePrincess]

Dear Darius, Derrikus, whatever your name is ...

Nuking frozen burritos and hash brown patties is not cooking.

[Callaphera]

I think Doctor Now lost more weight and worked off more calories talking to Seana in this office scene than Seana lost over the past three munts. 

[fonfereksglen]

6 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

"My Cousin Derrickus," the long-awaited sequel to "My Cousin Vinnie."

Only if they speak Latin.

[CrazyInAlabama]

You can bet that the film crew, and Dr. Now's son rat the poundticipants out to Dr. Now.    I bet the film crew hurt each other scrambling to be the first one to rat this waste of oxygen out to Dr. Now.  

Edited February 27, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[suev33 3]

Her enthusiasm is underwhelming

[mmecorday]

Dr. Now should give her a copy of the diet inscribed on stone tablets.

[Snarkastikate]

Just what is the point of this episode?  Personality is -100 on a scale of 1 to 10!   Is there a surprise in store for us maybe, is that at all possible?  Would be the shock of the season for sure.  

[FormeryHeavyJ]

A tour bus operator?  My goals as a kid were bigger than that.  I wanted to catch for the Yankees!!!!

[Caoimhe]

Dr. Now has her pegged, she has absolutely NO desire to change.  I think we’ll be treated to two hours of more lost papers and “hard work” that leads to no weight loss.  

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

Why does she wear her hair like Stephanie Tanner, circa 1988?

Made me think of Pebbles Flintstone (except there's no bone in the topknot).

[ShortyMac]

She's high as a kite.

[Callaphera]

Just now, fonfereksglen said:

Only if they speak Latin.

I found out today that the Duolingo app has an option for learning Latin. 

They put it on the bottom of the list with the other made-up languages like Klingon and High Valyrian. 

[AnnaBanana]

She’s more afraid of Dr.Now being mad at her than dying.

[fonfereksglen]

2 minutes ago, JunkFoodTV said:

Why do the eat like crazy on the trip down???!!! 😠

Last drink or shot of heroin before rehab mentality.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

NO SNACKING YOU DUMB *****  !!!!

[Guest]

WHAT?! WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?! 

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Dr. Now should give her a copy of the diet inscribed on stone tablets.

He should pierce it to her face. But she might eat it. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

She is mentally a child.  She needs psych help stat!  A letter to daddy won't cut it.

[Chicklet]

Good grief, what is wrong with that mother? She's all alone now and so damaged from both of her parents.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, and now her mother threw her out? WHAT IS GOING ON??

[Armchair Critic]

Maybe she lost weight packing and moving? Maybe not, that looks like a lot of mayo.

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Dr. Now should give her a copy of the diet inscribed on stone tablets.

Or tattooed on her body, let’s see her lose it then!!

[Kid]

Another Sean!  

[Suzywriter]

Hm. Another enabler care giver. 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

And you KNOW it's not lite mayo

[mmecorday]

Quote

A tour bus operator?  My goals as a kid were bigger than that.  I wanted to catch for the Yankees!!!!

I wanted to marry John Taylor from Duran Duran!!! It could still happen!

Edited February 27, 2020 by mmecorday
I and It are two different words

[MelissaMinion]

Wow, mom finally booted her to the curb? Nice going mom...finally!

[sainte-chapelle]

Now I am at the one pound part and cackling...that is somehow gold and way better than zero or 5....there is just something so glorious about it, like shading someone with a one cent tip.

[Suzywriter]

Mom paid Derrickus??

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Mentally-wise she's as bad as Sean.

[Azubah]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, and now her mother threw her out? WHAT IS GOING ON??

But gave her money. This is just Seana's version of events.