Here we go! Let's get this sh*tshow on the road!
Recap the season...nothing to say there.
V. Unbeatable: Um, they already told us what the V stands for. But I give them credit for waiting this long to give us the full sob story. I don't think there's anyone in the world I would trust as much as these flying kids have to trust the rest of the group.
You're sitting right in front of a microphone, Gabrielle. You don't need to scream.
Is it bad that I want V. Ubeatable, Detroit Youth Choir, and Ndlovu to be the final three just to watch them cram them all on the stage?
Detroit Youth Choir: Are they singing the same song in their package that they sang in the last performance? Maybe it's my extreme whiteness (I'm roughly the color of their shirt sleeves) but I didn't understand a word of their rap segments. I dunno, all their performances sounded pretty much the same to me.
Jesus, Gabrielle is annoying. Calm down.
Thank you, Howie, for reminding us that only one can win. (America's Got Highlander?)
Happy birthday, Emanne.
"We've said it a thousand times..." Yeah, you really need to get some new material.
"You span the entire gambit"? Um...
Aww, Ryan's family seems nice.
I just noticed that Gabrielle appears to be being attacked by a large albino squid.
Every time she opens her mouth I want to scream "SHUT UP!"
Stop saying "star." Not everybody's a star. We're probably never going to hear from most of these people ever again.
Voices of Service reading letters from soldiers. Sorry, I can't snark on that.
The judges getting all worked up and teary makes me irrationally angry-annoyed. Why is that?
Light Balance Kids were...lit. Okay, I wasn't totally paying attention. I got distracted by a Maru & Hana video on facebook. I saw some hamburgers or something.
We missed Dennis? We knew nothing of Dennis until tonight. How did we miss him?
Julianne looks like someone threw a ball of glitter glue at her head.
Happy birthday, Benicio. (Baby Benicio still adorable.)
Kid has some...interesting sweaters.
Tyler Butler Figueroa: Um...I was busy slicing a peach. Sorry.
Kodi Lee: That was really nice.
(Until Gabrielle started talking.)
Ndlovu Youth Choir: Apparently Converse sneakers are the thing to wear for Youth Choirs everywhere. Their background almost gave me a seizure. Now I'm gonna have Toto stuck in my head all night.
Do the judges really think watching this show "changes people's lives"?
If I had to vote (which I don't)...hmmm...V. Unbeatable but if it's gotta be a singer Kodi Lee.