JD and Abbie: Captured Before the Rapture

[Zella]

Just now, ouinason said:

I have inspired myself, I will put that on a t-shirt

 

Jesus Saves

He Does Not Judge

(Y'all Be Nice!)

 

lol

We should send complimentary copies to all the Duggars. 😄 

[LilJen]

On 12/18/2019 at 1:50 PM, Sew Sumi said:

Photo 1: Glowing alien fetus trying to escape the womb. Who thought that was a good shot? (ETA: I see @dargosmydaddy beat me to this interpretation.)

Edited December 24, 2019 by LilJen

[Westiepeach]

1 hour ago, Zella said:

Oh God, now I hate to ask, but what came up for you?

When I look it up on Urban Dictionary, I get:

"¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sorry, we couldn't find: mustard and biscuits."

I have often regretted checking for stuff on Urban Dictionary. Except for their description of my alma mater. It is the most accurate thing I've ever read anywhere. "A school in the middle of nowhere that provides a free college education for the price of your soul and former identity." I have it memorized. LOL

 

Just now, Westiepeach said:

 

I will pm you the link tomorrow. 

[doodlebug]

1 hour ago, Zella said:

Oh God, now I hate to ask, but what came up for you?

When I look it up on Urban Dictionary, I get:

"¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sorry, we couldn't find: mustard and biscuits."

I have often regretted checking for stuff on Urban Dictionary. Except for their description of my alma mater. It is the most accurate thing I've ever read anywhere. "A school in the middle of nowhere that provides a free college education for the price of your soul and former identity." I have it memorized. LOL

Remove the conjunction and see if that works.

Edited December 24, 2019 by doodlebug

[fonfereksglen]

40 minutes ago, ouinason said:

Yeah, fundamentalism is a bit to ... involved for me.  I like being a nice, laid back, loving Christian.  Jesus saves, he does not judge y'all!

 By Grace......  are ye saved .... through faith alone ....... 

Edited December 24, 2019 by fonfereksglen

[Zella]

1 minute ago, doodlebug said:

Remove the conjunction and see if that works.

Ugh yes it did. 

8 minutes ago, Westiepeach said:

 

I will pm you the link tomorrow. 

Thank you! I think I may have found it, though, courtesy of @doodlebug. 

[galaxychaser]

Uh mustard biscuit is something haha

[GeeGolly]

Someone bought this for Abbie. Apparently it's magic and can do everything.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07H9HPF49?colid=1GW0128W1RMTU&coliid=I37L5814JSVR53&ref=br_ADD_TO_CART_title_link

[doodlebug]

2 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Someone bought this for Abbie. Apparently it's magic and can do everything.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07H9HPF49?colid=1GW0128W1RMTU&coliid=I37L5814JSVR53&ref=br_ADD_TO_CART_title_link

At least it was only 9 bucks.  Of course, it really is just a plain piece of fabric that can be used in multiple ways because it is just a plain piece of fabric, so there's that.  All these nursing cover thingies look so stupid.  This one isn't quite as dopey as Meechelle's Breast Friend, but really?  I know lots of mothers who nurse their children and don't actually need any extra crapola and also manage not to flash their boobs at passersby.

[Scarlett45]

11 minutes ago, doodlebug said:

At least it was only 9 bucks.  Of course, it really is just a plain piece of fabric that can be used in multiple ways because it is just a plain piece of fabric, so there's that.  All these nursing cover thingies look so stupid.  This one isn't quite as dopey as Meechelle's Breast Friend, but really?  I know lots of mothers who nurse their children and don't actually need any extra crapola and also manage not to flash their boobs at passersby.

My god sister has one in a plain grey and she loves it. Says it’s good for nursing cover, Car seat cover, floor blanket (if the baby wants to play on a strange floor) and she says it’s the most useful thing. 
 

I can see Abbie using it in a variety of ways like she has. 

[Temperance]

Abbie is now about 2 weeks from her due date and could have the baby at any time now. There's a registry which says she's due the 13th of January and today (12/30) would be two weeks before the 13th. 

Since it's a girl, people are predicting Amelia after Amelia Earheart and JD being a pilot. (You may not know it, but JD is a pilot.) Abbie's middle name is Grace so Amelia Grace. Another guess is Amelia Ruth, since Abbie drew inspiration for her wedding vows from the book of Ruth. 

I kinda hope they go with name that's a little less predictable. I was thinking something like Adalie but that may be too close to Addison. On the other hand, Amelia Earhart was a bold, strong, independent,  and progressive woman and hopefully a namesake of hers will grow up to be like her. 

Edited December 30, 2019 by Temperance

[Zella]

I know it has been a popular name to speculate on for them, bur I would be deeply shocked if they name their kid Amelia. I suspect in their eyes, Amelia Earhart was a godless hussy who wore pants. 😞

All the qualities that Amelia Earhart represents are not ones the Duggar family or their IBPL beliefs want any woman to exhibit--beibg progressive, independent, expectation-defying, etc.

I wouldn't be surprised if they named her something plane part-related, though. 

Edited December 31, 2019 by Zella

[MargeGunderson]

7 minutes ago, Zella said:

I know it has been a popular name to speculate on for them, bur I would be deeply shocked if they name their kid Amelia. I suspect in their eyes, Amelia Earhart was a godless hussy who wore pants. 😞

All the qualities that Amelia Earhart represents are not ones the Duggar family or their IBPL beliefs want any woman to exhibit--beibg progressive, independent, expectation-defying, etc.

I wouldn't be surprised if they named her something plane part-related, though. 

Like Aileron or Rudder? Wait, no, Rudder is clearly a boy’s name.

[Zella]

Just now, MargeGunderson said:

Like Aileron or Rudder? Wait, no, Rudder is clearly a boy’s name.

I'm rooting for Propeller! 😂

[JustRosie]

8 minutes ago, Zella said:

I'm rooting for Propeller! 😂

Fuselage. 

[JoanArc]

A-10 Warthog Duggar, Boeing, Cessna, Delta.

[Chicklet]

I'm favoring Horizontal Stabilizer. Could  call her "Ho" for short.

 

[Zella]

Cockpit ^^

Ahem, that's probably a boy's name for them.

Edited December 31, 2019 by Zella

[galaxygirl76]

6 hours ago, doodlebug said:

At least it was only 9 bucks.  Of course, it really is just a plain piece of fabric that can be used in multiple ways because it is just a plain piece of fabric, so there's that.  All these nursing cover thingies look so stupid.  This one isn't quite as dopey as Meechelle's Breast Friend, but really?  I know lots of mothers who nurse their children and don't actually need any extra crapola and also manage not to flash their boobs at passersby.

But without all the crapola how will everyone know that she's nursing?

[xwordfanatik]

Delta!  Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on?

I'm going with that.  

[galaxygirl76]

It's really too bad Pilot Inspektor is already taken because that would have been perfect 😂

[JoanArc]

23 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Delta!  Delta Dawn, what's that flower you have on?

I'm going with that.  

That song always reminds me of Monica’s see-through top

[galaxychaser]

Ashton Madison 

[Portia]

3 hours ago, Zella said:

I'm rooting for Propeller! 😂

Too close to the name of her cousin, Prop Vuolo. 

[Spencer Hastings]

Amelia would absolutely spark too much independence.  Maybe something like Skye or Skyler would match their flight theme, but even that might be too trendy for JD and Abbie. 

Edited December 31, 2019 by Spencer Hastings

[Marshmallow Mollie]

Potentially unpopular opinion, but I don’t like it when people name their children after their own interests. I 100% agree the daughter will be named something flight related. 

My friend’s husband was pursuing a degree when their daughter was born. They gave her not one but two middle names that went with that degree. Well, he never finished the degree and now has a whole different career. It’s weird. 

[Zella]

38 minutes ago, Marshmallow Mollie said:

Potentially unpopular opinion, but I don’t like it when people name their children after their own interests. I 100% agree the daughter will be named something flight related. 

My friend’s husband was pursuing a degree when their daughter was born. They gave her not one but two middle names that went with that degree. Well, he never finished the degree and now has a whole different career. It’s weird. 

I feel like when you name your kid after your hobby, you're probably just setting up that kid to hate your hobby. LOL

I think there's a way to go about it without being super weird--maybe a relatively normal flower name if you like to garden or slipping in a historical reference with a not-too-outlandish name. But I would definitely not want to be named after a plane part just because my dad liked planes. Actually, my dad was airborne in the military. I am so glad he did not name me Airborne. Or Parachute. 😂

[Lunera]

16 minutes ago, Zella said:

I feel like when you name your kid after your hobby, you're probably just setting up that kid to hate your hobby. LOL

Yup. I bet Spurgie is going to grow up loathing Charles Spurgeon. 

[Zella]

12 minutes ago, Lunera said:

Yup. I bet Spurgie is going to grow up loathing Charles Spurgeon. 

That was such an assholish fundie hipster move to name that poor kid that. 

[mynextmistake]

My money is on Piper, after the Piper Cub. It’s aviation related AND a legit girls’ name that isn’t horrifically trendy. I kind of like it, actually.

[galaxychaser]

Maverick is a popular name which I think people got from Top Gun. So maybe Maeve or Goose lol. 
 

I see them with a really popular name.

 

[GeeGolly]

8 hours ago, Zella said:

I know it has been a popular name to speculate on for them, bur I would be deeply shocked if they name their kid Amelia. I suspect in their eyes, Amelia Earhart was a godless hussy who wore pants. 😞

All the qualities that Amelia Earhart represents are not ones the Duggar family or their IBPL beliefs want any woman to exhibit--beibg progressive, independent, expectation-defying, etc.

I wouldn't be surprised if they named her something plane part-related, though. 

First, I'm not 100% sure JD and Abbie know who Amelia is, and second, if they do know who she is, they probably don't know much about her other than she flew a plane.

They'd imagine her in the cockpit in a long skirt sitting next to her accountability partner brother.

[Albanyguy]

7 hours ago, Zella said:

Parachute.

Pronounced "Pare-a-shoo-tay"!

[Jynnan tonnix]

14 hours ago, Zella said:

Cockpit ^^

Ahem, that's probably a boy's name for them.

Um...maybe not. That pit sounds very Freudian, kind of like a hot-dog bun. Quite fitting, in fact. It could be Meeechelle's nickname.

As far as plane-related names, I was thinking of cute, little planes, and came up with Puddle-jumper Duggar. I don't hate it! LOL

[libgirl2]

7 hours ago, mynextmistake said:

My money is on Piper, after the Piper Cub. It’s aviation related AND a legit girls’ name that isn’t horrifically trendy. I kind of like it, actually.

But Piper was a witch on Charmed!

[Zella]

6 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

First, I'm not 100% sure JD and Abbie know who Amelia is, and second, if they do know who she is, they probably don't know much about her other than she flew a plane.

Yeah that's what I was wondering--what indication do we have that JD or Abby even know who Amelia Earhart is? In fact, I could see them skulking around on some of these boards, seeing these suggestions, being confused/curious because they literally have no clue, looking up Amelia Earhart, and then being horrified with her.

@Jynnan tonnix I like Puddle Jumper too! 😂

[GeeGolly]

Abbie has a nephew named Ransom.

[sleepysuzy]

24 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

Abbie has a nephew named Ransom.

Jesus is referred to as a ransom for many/all in the Bible, so that fits in the fundie world. 

[Zella]

2 minutes ago, sleepysuzy said:

Jesus is referred to as a ransom for many/all in the Bible, so that fits in the fundie world. 

So, basically them naming the kid Ransom is the modern fundie equivalent of the Puritan name If-Christ-had-not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned?

[latetotheparty]

Puddle Jumper is a dog name!

[Zella]

11 minutes ago, latetotheparty said:

Puddle Jumper is a dog name!

When I think of Puddle Jumper, I think of the Navy insult for the Coast Guard: Puddle Pirates. 😂

[JoanArc]

3 hours ago, libgirl2 said:

But Piper was a witch on Charmed!

 And one of Sarah Palin‘s daughters! 

[DangerousMinds]

4 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

 And one of Sarah Palin‘s daughters! 

Yes, that’s what I thought of and why I have always hated that name!

[CalicoKitty]

Spitfire has a nice ring to it.

[JoanArc]

Enola Gay!

 

wait...

Edited December 31, 2019 by JoanArc

[PradaKitty]

Namaste, fuselage was the first thing I blurted out! 

[JustRosie]

4 minutes ago, PradaKitty said:

Namaste, fuselage was the first thing I blurted out! 

Bahaha!

[PikaScrewChu]

17 hours ago, Marshmallow Mollie said:

Potentially unpopular opinion, but I don’t like it when people name their children after their own interests. I 100% agree the daughter will be named something flight related. 

My friend’s husband was pursuing a degree when their daughter was born. They gave her not one but two middle names that went with that degree. Well, he never finished the degree and now has a whole different career. It’s weird. 

JD takes the pilot thing waaaaaaaaaay too far. Being a pilot is not a personality trait. 

That being said if they don't go with something aviation related for the first time in their entire relationship I will be surprised. It took the third time to stop with named after theologians with the Seewalds. Ivy Jane's middle name being after Lady Jane Grey is too much of a stretch. They just like the sound of Ivy Jane. 

It's strange how only the Smuggars chose a letter but most of the couples attempted (or are attempting) a theme. 

[JoanArc]

 Maybe the girl offspring will be named after nursing things, and the boys will be named after airline things. 

 Florence Nightingale Duggar.

 Catheter Duggar. Cathy for short.

 Launchpad McQuack Duggar.

[Ljohnson1987]

Pilotta Johnita Duggar