LilJen

Raw milk during pregnancy may be more dangerous than Plexus. Risk of listeriosis leading to illness, miscarriage or stillbirth of baby. Depends on the kind of insurance! Life insurance, nah, but there are surely many other kinds of insurance that Timmay could convince people to get. . .

Why the hell does he have a condo in Vegas? I mean, I know, but what LEGITIMATE reason would he have for this?

The only structure was tracking Michelle's menstrual cycle to see when she would get pregnant again. SO wrong and inappropriate.

$100 says Timothy's ministry is making "fancy coffee drinks" and bringing them (lukewarm) and smiley tracts to nursing homes and trying to sell insurance to the residents. Plus, it distinguishes them from Mormons, who don't drink caffeinated beverages.

Ahem. “So, neat,!” is the proper way to write it 😂 I was wondering which nephew that baby was. Thank goodness it isn’t a real baby. It looks miserable and uncomfortable. Not that this would ever stop a Rod, but…

Late to the party and lost the quotes, but…struck by “I will love her PROFUSELY till my DYING day” for Nurie and all the exclaiming about what a tremendous gawdly witness she is and how PROFOUNDLY MATURE she was toward all her siblings vs “Happy birthday, Bud” for Tim.

I am shocked (and slightly embarrassed, @dariafan) at seeing DBD actually holding one of his grandkids. To become a good musician, you have to be taught by other good musicians who have good ears. Jill is neither.

Dariafan, you are my cheeseburger…

If only the little girls would learn how to play the rubber chicken. . . We could get gems like this:

Well, true. Maybe they'd be merciful and adopt the baby out to a family who would love the child exactly they way they are.

She looks so much better without all the makeup. Dave has a weird golf stance.

Lips the shade of that ground beef that is just past the “sell by” date.

"It's good for their immune system"

Oh Lord, there's a SONG for Plexus? What is this world coming to. . .

Screen time limited for the kids, but BME is always on her phone and DBD lazes around in front of the map all day…