Joe & Kendra: Looking Forward To Side Hugs

[questionfear]

20 minutes ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

My dad's cousin's granddaughter has a son named Riker (or Ryker).  

See don't do Commander Riker like that by linking him to a Duggar. Besides, he was the antithesis of a Duggar...the man would flirt with anything that had a face and boobs, and the way he sat in chairs was very defrauding. 

[FizzyPuff]

18 hours ago, EVS said:

Joe and Kendra: Breeding An Army of Gigglers For God. 

Oh Gosh could you imagine ALL their kids having Kendras giggle, I’d go crazy 🤪

[Leeds]

2 hours ago, questionfear said:

See don't do Commander Riker like that by linking him to a Duggar. Besides, he was the antithesis of a Duggar...the man would flirt with anything that had a face and boobs, and the way he sat in chairs was very defrauding. 

Not sure a face is necessary.

[Leeds]

3 hours ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

Riker's Island?

They could find great inspiration in place names.  My state has such gems as Condon, Boring, and Drain.  (Not to mention Wanker's Corner.)

Edited February 25, 2021 by Leeds
Condom, not conception. Wishful thinking?

[xwordfanatik]

24 minutes ago, Leeds said:

They could find great inspiration in place names.  My state has such gems as Condom, Boring, and Drain.  (Not to mention Wanker's Corner.)

Would that be Oregon?  I've heard of Boring, there.

Wankers' Corner?  hehe, no Duggars allowed there.😁

[Leeds]

48 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

Would that be Oregon?  I've heard of Boring, there.

Wankers' Corner?  hehe, no Duggars allowed there.😁

Yes, Oregon.  Apparently Boring is a twin city with Dull, Scotland.

I always take my visiting British friends to the Wanker's Corner pub because they have a fine line in souvenirs with the name.

(I typed "always" automatically. Sod off, coronavirus.)

Edited February 25, 2021 by Leeds
(To add last sentence.)

[madpsych78]

Looking at pictures of Brooklyn, and she so has Kendra's nose.

[ginger90]

[emma675]

1 minute ago, ginger90 said:

This is going to sound horrible, but that poor baby looks dead in that picture. It's just because she's so pale next to freakishly orange Mechelle, her arms are limp, and she's squinting. But she looks like one of those Momento Mori portraits that were done with deceased children in Victorian times. It's freaking me out. 

[crazycatlady58]

15 minutes ago, emma675 said:

This is going to sound horrible, but that poor baby looks dead in that picture. It's just because she's so pale next to freakishly orange Mechelle, her arms are limp, and she's squinting. But she looks like one of those Momento Mori portraits that were done with deceased children in Victorian times. It's freaking me out. 

Big sigh of relief, so glad it was not just me.

[GeeGolly]

28 minutes ago, emma675 said:

This is going to sound horrible, but that poor baby looks dead in that picture. It's just because she's so pale next to freakishly orange Mechelle, her arms are limp, and she's squinting. But she looks like one of those Momento Mori portraits that were done with deceased children in Victorian times. It's freaking me out. 

Hopefully its a screenshot.

I thought it looked like someone photoshopped a shrunken bald Kendra head onto a baby.

[BitterApple]

53 minutes ago, emma675 said:

This is going to sound horrible, but that poor baby looks dead in that picture. It's just because she's so pale next to freakishly orange Mechelle, her arms are limp, and she's squinting. But she looks like one of those Momento Mori portraits that were done with deceased children in Victorian times. It's freaking me out. 

I agree. The baby looks waxy and embalmed. It's definitely not the most flattering shot.

[Heathen]

WTF are those people doing visiting a newborn during a pandemic! Especially people who live in a multi-person home with a ton of other people! And they are maskless! 

[Leeds]

Newborn babies look like the wizened grandfathers of aliens.

If you have a compelling need to share a photo, please wrap the baby like a burrito and put it on you shoulder, face backwards.  (This also means that when the baby barfs, it won't show on the picture so you won't need to change your shirt for the retake.)

Oh, and put some serious padding in your bra.  Nobody needs to see the result of leaking boobs.

 

 

[Natalie68]

1 hour ago, BitterApple said:

I agree. The baby looks waxy and embalmed. It's definitely not the most flattering shot.

PHEW!  I am glad it's not just me.  It alarmed me at first.

[ginger90]

1 hour ago, GeeGolly said:

Hopefully its a screenshot.

 

Do you mean a screenshot of a video? If so, it isn’t. It’s a screenshot of a still photo.

[galaxygirl76]

It would be very helpful if they put a bow on little Winston Churchill there because without it I can't tell if it's a boy or a girl. 😁

[LilJen]

On 1/28/2021 at 8:11 PM, MargeGunderson said:

That’s the picture that Kendra chose to express her enthusiasm about the product? She’s not very good at being an influencer.

Reading between the lines: HELP! HELP! SOS! RESCUE ME!

[QuinnInND]

That's one of the most disturbing baby pictures I've seen. The baby looks dead.  😳

Edited February 26, 2021 by QuinnInND

[Zella]

Maybe the baby is playing possum in the hopes the horrid people holding her will lose interest and leave her alone. 

[Churchhoney]

To me the most alarming things in that picture are the rictus smiles of the two jerks sitting with that helpless infant about whose individual being, personality, feelings, potentials, etc. they don't actually give two hoots. 

Insincere frozen grins of creeps who've donned their stupid "photo" faces for a sec but who look as if they'll momentarily unclench and return to chewing something tasty, like filet of puppy.

As for little Bronx Cheer Duggar, what do they care?

Just like the other offspring and offspring of the offspring, she's only a number to them. One of the ever-growing horde of Souls-We've-Proudly-Squelched-For-Jesus! 

Even without Covid, they should wear masks all the time, in my opinion. Cannot stand to look at either one of them. 

 

Edited February 26, 2021 by Churchhoney

[Jeanne222]

On 2/23/2021 at 5:08 PM, lianau said:

I present you the Grad Family  . They are at 6 with one on the way . They threw in a set of triplets though . 

Just browsing and saw the post for the Grad family.  I'm sorry but mom doesn't look alright.  I looked at her and immediately thought of Andrea Yates.  Sad but true.  This young mom has got way too much on her plate!

[iwantcookies]

5 hours ago, Zella said:

Maybe the baby is playing possum in the hopes the horrid people holding her will lose interest and leave her alone. 

Oh don’t worry after the picture was taken the grandparents forgot her existence and name as they went back home...

[ozziemom]

4 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

Oh don’t worry after the picture was taken the grandparents forgot her existence and name as they went back home...

All they care about is that she’s #20! Meechelle doesn’t know much about her own kids never mind the grandkids.

[jcbrown]

15 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

To me the most alarming things in that picture are the rictus smiles of the two jerks sitting with that helpless infant about whose individual being, personality, feelings, potentials, etc. they don't actually give two hoots. 

Insincere frozen grins of creeps who've donned their stupid "photo" faces for a sec but who look as if they'll momentarily unclench and return to chewing something tasty, like filet of puppy.

As for little Bronx Cheer Duggar, what do they care?

Just like the other offspring and offspring of the offspring, she's only a number to them. One of the ever-growing horde of Souls-We've-Proudly-Squelched-For-Jesus! 

Even without Covid, they should wear masks all the time, in my opinion. Cannot stand to look at either one of them. 

 

Perfectly said.

[Ohiopirate02]

16 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

To me the most alarming things in that picture are the rictus smiles of the two jerks sitting with that helpless infant about whose individual being, personality, feelings, potentials, etc. they don't actually give two hoots. 

Insincere frozen grins of creeps who've donned their stupid "photo" faces for a sec but who look as if they'll momentarily unclench and return to chewing something tasty, like filet of puppy.

As for little Bronx Cheer Duggar, what do they care?

Just like the other offspring and offspring of the offspring, she's only a number to them. One of the ever-growing horde of Souls-We've-Proudly-Squelched-For-Jesus! 

Even without Covid, they should wear masks all the time, in my opinion. Cannot stand to look at either one of them. 

 

I am dying over here at that one.  It is perfection.

[Enya Face]

On 2/24/2021 at 2:12 PM, Westiepeach said:

Thank you! My August 9th birthday is spared... so far!

September 23 seems to be holding strong too!! Fuck yeah!! 😂

[Enya Face]

On 2/25/2021 at 9:01 AM, Leeds said:

They could find great inspiration in place names.  My state has such gems as Condon, Boring, and Drain.  (Not to mention Wanker's Corner.)

I love your state. 

[xwordfanatik]

1 hour ago, Enya Face said:

I love your state. 

I do, too.  The Oregon coast is beautiful.  We've taken several vacations there.

What an absolutely weird picture of Bronx Cheer.  Those supposed caring grandparents should be ashamed, with their stupid maskless grinning faces.  I hate them.

[Bridget]

I'm a twin, so I get extra cranky about having to share my birthday to begin with, and now I share a birthday with Claire Duggar. 

However, for my birthday this year, I had no WiFi!

It was a precious and neat blessing because I was not inundated with photos of her on MY birthday. haha!

 

[Zella]

50 minutes ago, Bridget said:

I'm a twin, so I get extra cranky about having to share my birthday to begin with, and now I share a birthday with Claire Duggar. 

However, for my birthday this year, I had no WiFi!

It was a precious and neat blessing because I was not inundated with photos of her on MY birthday. haha!

 

Happy belated birthday!

If it makes you feel any better, you also share a birthday with my dog, and he's first-rate. 😄 I'm just waiting for the inevitable Duggar to make their appearance on my birthday. :S

[Bridget]

1 hour ago, Zella said:

Happy belated birthday!

If it makes you feel any better, you also share a birthday with my dog, and he's first-rate. 😄 I'm just waiting for the inevitable Duggar to make their appearance on my birthday. :S

It does! Your dog is my new favorite birthday buddy. :) BIG DOGGIE HUGS TO HIM!!!

Edited March 2, 2021 by Bridget

[BigBingerBro]

[iwantcookies]

One more girl to brainwash and to not educate. Yay!

[emmawoodhouse]

But wait! There's more!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CMOBwCoDXL1/?igshid=1v9hdqkmzzofa

[SMama]

2 hours ago, BigBingerBro said:

Was the picture taken at Claritin’s reception?

[emmawoodhouse]

Just now, SMama said:

Was the picture taken at Claritin’s reception?

That's what I was thinking.

[SMama]

8 minutes ago, emmawoodhouse said:

That's what I was thinking.

Great, taking a newborn to a superspreader. 

[iwantcookies]

Proof the baby is alive. I was wondering...

[Temperance]

Joe and Kendra got married September 8, 2017. As of March 8, 2021 they have been married 3.5 years!

[GeeGolly]

2 hours ago, Temperance said:

Joe and Kendra got married September 8, 2017. As of March 8, 2021 they have been married 3.5 years!

And Kendra has been pregnant 2.25 of them.

[Minivanessa]

4 hours ago, Temperance said:

Joe and Kendra got married September 8, 2017. As of March 8, 2021 they have been married 3.5 years!

 

2 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

And Kendra has been pregnant 2.25 of them.

I'm sure they think that's a sign that Jesus loves them best. I haven't tried to run the numbers but if they keep breeding at this rate I think they could approach Meech and JB's record as breeders. If there are any multiples in the bunch, they might break it.

Yes, I'm aware that's a recipe for various kinds of deprivation and hardship for the family, we've discussed all that at length here many times. It's sad, tragic, and most likely a waste of human potential. [insert long discourses and/or rants on the subject here.]

OTOH, they are adults following their religious beliefs and they have a lot of leeway to do that. 

This stuff is filed in my mind under "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes." Also under, "It's good to be aware there are many thousands of people who believe this sh*t and live accordingly because they want to impose their personal preferences and beliefs on everyone which they without irony call protecting their own freedoms." Sigh.

[Westiepeach]

Sooo... Kendra flew to Texas for a wedding after giving birth like 10 minutes before???

[GeeGolly]

5 minutes ago, Jeeves said:

 

I'm sure they think that's a sign that Jesus loves them best. I haven't tried to run the numbers but if they keep breeding at this rate I think they could approach Meech and JB's record as breeders. If there are any multiples in the bunch, they might break it.

Yes, I'm aware that's a recipe for various kinds of deprivation and hardship for the family, we've discussed all that at length here many times. It's sad, tragic, and most likely a waste of human potential. [insert long discourses and/or rants on the subject here.]

OTOH, they are adults following their religious beliefs and they have a lot of leeway to do that. 

This stuff is filed in my mind under "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes." Also under, "It's good to be aware there are many thousands of people who believe this sh*t and live accordingly because they want to impose their personal preferences and beliefs on everyone which they without irony call protecting their own freedoms." Sigh.

Love this post!

Edited March 10, 2021 by GeeGolly

[GeeGolly]

3 minutes ago, Westiepeach said:

Sooo... Kendra flew to Texas for a wedding after giving birth like 10 minutes before???

About 5 days. But yes.

[Tikichick]

1 hour ago, GeeGolly said:

About 5 days. But yes.

No idea how she can possibly handle it.   Five days after for me, a good day was measured by having showered, brushed my teeth at least once and putting on actual clothing.   The pants might have been soft, maybe even pull on, but it still had to count to accommodate my staples.  

[SMama]

1 hour ago, Westiepeach said:

Sooo... Kendra flew to Texas for a wedding after giving birth like 10 minutes before???

Imagine how uncomfortable she must have been if they drove. 

[Boston]

On 3/10/2021 at 9:13 AM, Tikichick said:

No idea how she can possibly handle it.   Five days after for me, a good day was measured by having showered, brushed my teeth at least once and putting on actual clothing.   The pants might have been soft, maybe even pull on, but it still had to count to accommodate my staples.  

At least you brushed your teeth

On 3/9/2021 at 11:34 PM, SMama said:

Great, taking a newborn to a superspreader. 

NutJobs

[Monkeyrocks]

On 3/10/2021 at 9:13 AM, Tikichick said:

No idea how she can possibly handle it.   Five days after for me, a good day was measured by having showered, brushed my teeth at least once and putting on actual clothing.   The pants might have been soft, maybe even pull on, but it still had to count to accommodate my staples.  

Eh, exactly seven days after giving birth, I was at an air show in the July heat for about five hours. I had torn and had stitches, but, some people heal pretty quickly. And I wanted to get out and do stuff.

That said, I wouldn’t fly during a pandemic short of an emergency. And I definitely wouldn’t take a newborn on a plane during a pandemic (and I was the mom who let strangers hold her in the store and popped the binky back in after wiping it on my pants 🤷🏻‍♀️)

Edited March 15, 2021 by Monkeyrocks

[iwantcookies]

On 3/10/2021 at 9:20 AM, SMama said:

Imagine how uncomfortable she must have been if they drove. 

And she had to take care of all 3 kids by herself. Doubt Joe is helping her.