Joe & Kendra: Looking Forward To Side Hugs

[Quilt Fairy 17,996]

Here is your topic for newly courting couple Joe & Kendra.

[Westiepeach 32,035]

Perfect. Love it!

[Arwen Evenstar 29,902]

This is a great forum title. 

[AUgirl 1,489]

This was my suggestion. I feel honored. 

[JoanArc 66,824]

I'll be looking side-eyed at their forward hugs.

[louannems 18,552]

I still liked mine best!  Joe and Kendra: Sweet Season of Sidehugs!

[MargeGunderson 49,202]

There are already 5 more posts than I though this thread would get!

[Love2dance 10,905]

3 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

There are already 5 more posts than I though this thread would get!

But they're all about the topic name, not the subject itself. Hmmmmmm.

[lianau 6,244]

Are they aware that they have to do more than side hugging to be blessed with blessings ?

[Celia Rubenstein 32,186]

4 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

There are already 5 more posts than I though this thread would get!

And 8 more than it deserves.

[Barb23 23,525]

5 hours ago, lianau said:

Are they aware that they have to do more than side hugging to be blessed with blessings ?

That happens when Boob gives Joe the Lego talk with Dr Wheat's books the day before the wedding.

[Fuzzysox 11,956]

On 3/21/2017 at 8:28 PM, JoanArc said:

I'll be looking side-eyed at their forward hugs.

as Jill R weeps that a potential husband for one of her girls is taken. Pass the Kleenex

[GeeGolly 138,238]

Can we change the topic title to green if anything is up with these two? The we'll know when to take a peak.

[Lady Edith 5,842]

On 3/23/2017 at 5:15 AM, Barb23 said:

That happens when Boob gives Joe the Lego talk with Dr Wheat's books the day before the wedding.

Wasn't there an audio tape component that supposedly Anna and Josh listened to in the car on the way to their honeymoon?  

What a deficiency to withhold information on the human anatomy until the wedding night.  It makes no sense!  I wonder if the older girls schooled Jinger and Joy when they began courting.  How scary to go into a situation like a first sexual experience completely unprepared!

[GeeGolly 138,238]

1 hour ago, Lady Edith said:

Wasn't there an audio tape component that supposedly Anna and Josh listened to in the car on the way to their honeymoon?  

What a deficiency to withhold information on the human anatomy until the wedding night.  It makes no sense!  I wonder if the older girls schooled Jinger and Joy when they began courting.  How scary to go into a situation like a first sexual experience completely unprepared!

At least the girls have seen a penis before - they've changed many a boy diaper. The boys from JD down though, who knows what they know about lady parts. Poor Joe, he might be in for a shock when he learns the details, much like a young boy is when they first find out.

Edited March 24, 2017 by GeeGolly

[Arwen Evenstar 29,902]

1 hour ago, Lady Edith said:

Wasn't there an audio tape component that supposedly Anna and Josh listened to in the car on the way to their honeymoon?  

That was done to make Joshley look more innocent than he really was. I hope one of Anna's married sisters or her mom gave her some idea of what to expect on her wedding night. Of course, having to schlep the suitcases inside the "honeymoon suite" was not something she was expecting at all.

[ChiCricket 17,708]

1 hour ago, Lady Edith said:

 How scary to go into a situation like a first sexual experience completely unprepared!

My (now) husband and I were TOTALLY unprepared (I was only 16), but ummm..how to say this....we figured it out..VERY quickly! ;-) maybe a little too quickly. Heh

   But what I feel bad about is that I believe the Duggers preach how " bad and dirty" sex (outside of marriage) is.

I imagine it's hard to get over that mindset in your head, even when you're married and now it's OK and encouraged to do it.

(Not to mention the molestation component for some of them)

[JoanArc 66,824]

3 hours ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

That was done to make Joshley look more innocent than he really was

He'd fingered a sister and viewed hardcore porn. Yeah, I can't watch that scene now without feeling terrible.

[Arwen Evenstar 29,902]

1 hour ago, JoanArc said:

He'd fingered a sister and viewed hardcore porn. Yeah, I can't watch that scene now without feeling terrible.

It was for looks only. Joshley had to toe the purity line that he knew nothing.

[MunichNark 7,215]

I am merely commenting for the sake of. They are so dull that I can't be bothered. They are duller than Joy and Austin and you cannot go duller than that.

[Barb23 23,525]

15 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

At least the girls have seen a penis before - they've changed many a boy diaper. The boys from JD down though, who knows what they know about lady parts. Poor Joe, he might be in for a shock when he learns the details, much like a young boy is when they first find out.

Yes, the girls got to see boy parts but God forbid one of the older boys be allowed to change one of the younger girl's diapers.  Remember when MEchelle shooed Jackson out of the room when  she had to change Josie's diaper and made a big thing out of it?   

Doesn't the Wisdom Book that deals with  ladies anatomy leave out certain pertinent parts, i.e.- the clitoris? God only knows what they have been taught.  

[Churchhoney 111,969]

On 3/22/2017 at 11:52 PM, Love2dance said:

But they're all about the topic name, not the subject itself. Hmmmmmm.

And most of the suggested titles for this thread were about nobody caring about the subject of the thread ...... Putting two and two together, hard to see how this coupling is going to extend the tv show very long. 

[Absolom 44,182]

1 hour ago, Barb23 said:

Doesn't the Wisdom Book that deals with  ladies anatomy leave out certain pertinent parts, i.e.- the clitoris? God only knows what they have been taught.  

That was Ed Wheat's marriage guide.  :)

[Arwen Evenstar 29,902]

19 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

At least the girls have seen a penis before - they've changed many a boy diaper. The boys from JD down though, who knows what they know about lady parts. Poor Joe, he might be in for a shock when he learns the details, much like a young boy is when they first find out.

I watched a documentary on sexuality in the Victorian age.  One of the accounts I heard was a young married man was so repulsed by his wife's pubic hair that he refused to consummate the marriage for some time. He'd only seen nude statues and expected to find a smooth kitty.

Today, that level of naïveté is almost unheard of in developed countries unless you've been hiding under a rock.

[Sew Sumi 86,962]

Do married fundie females do home Brazilians? Or at least a landing strip? Or is it full-grown bush? 

Can any of our former fundies opine about whether they even know about, as @Arwen Evenstar called it, a smooth kitty?

[Arwen Evenstar 29,902]

I don't think I'd trust a Fundy to do a Brazilian wax at home. That is not a DIY and best left to the professionals. It might be regarded as "too worldly" or immodest, so maybe Fundy hoo-ha's are safe from wannabe beauticians.

Anyway, once they get wind of it, the craze will be long passé.

I hear it's already beginning to fall out of favor. My own personal opinion is that a woman should do it for HER if she so chooses. As far as men are concerned, a pirate should be grateful for whatever treasure he gets to plunder.

Swimsuit and lingerie models, and certain "entertainers" have to do it. Funny how the sight of a pube or areola on a female breast has everyone..."clutching their pearls".  

[Quilt Fairy 17,996]

If your post is not specifically related to Joe and/or Kendra, please find another thread for it. Thanks.

[Arwen Evenstar 29,902]

I wonder what's going on with Joe and Kendra. So far the tabloids have been quiet about them and the couple hasn't posted anything yet on SM.

[Lady Edith 5,842]

There must not be anything going on with them.  I swore they would be hitched by now...long engagement in Duggarland!

[tabloidlover 13,335]

I was irritated for a moment as I couldn't understand why there were TWO threads devoted to the latest "couple".   I was about to post something about simplifying the threads when I realized that Joe and Kendra are a separate entity than Joy and Austin......   Guess they are that boring

[Jynnan tonnix 30,698]

15 minutes ago, tabloidlover said:

I was irritated for a moment as I couldn't understand why there were TWO threads devoted to the latest "couple".   I was about to post something about simplifying the threads when I realized that Joe and Kendra are a separate entity than Joy and Austin......   Guess they are that boring

I had exactly the same reaction about half an hour ago! They really are that interchangeable! 

[kokapetl 26,266]

I'm sure Kendra will have some strange looking babies. 

[Fostersmom 14,362]

8 hours ago, Kokapetl said:

I'm sure Kendra will have some strange looking babies. 

She has what is known as a pie face in my family, that round, soft face. She's a cute enough girl and I suspect her babies will be pudgy, nugget babies. Unfortunately, girlfriend seems dim as all hell and strikes me as a crier at the slightest bit of confusion or frustration. Good luck to Joe.

[queenanne 10,427]

On 3/25/2017 at 10:47 AM, Churchhoney said:

And most of the suggested titles for this thread were about nobody caring about the subject of the thread ...... Putting two and two together, hard to see how this coupling is going to extend the tv show very long. 

Maybe they will have hidden depths!

[kaleidoscope 1,818]

Just thinking.....I'm glad "Joe and Kendra" is in the title of the thread because I need the reminder who they are!

[GeeGolly 138,238]

9 hours ago, kaleidoscope said:

Just thinking.....I'm glad "Joe and Kendra" is in the title of the thread because I need the reminder who they are!

Wait until Jason starts courting. The name of the thread will be something like - There's a Jason? And he's courting?

[Love2dance 10,905]

33 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

Wait until Jason starts courting. The name of the thread will be something like - There's a Jason? And he's courting?

You called it. Wonder how soon that will be?

[Marshmallow Mollie 8,577]

Wait, there's a Jason?

[Westiepeach 32,035]

THAT will be the name of the thread. Calling it now!

[Churchhoney 111,969]

Hey, here's a benefit of starting a courtship in March. You get to be part of a blog-traffic-driving Hollywood Gossip April Fool's joke.  https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2017/04/kendra-caldwell-pregnant-by-joseph-duggar-before-marriage/

[LittlePeas3 863]

hahaha, he tries to be like Jesus or Mike Pence...

[CofCinci 50,966]

16 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

Hey, here's a benefit of starting a courtship in March. You get to be part of a blog-traffic-driving Hollywood Gossip April Fool's joke.  https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2017/04/kendra-caldwell-pregnant-by-joseph-duggar-before-marriage/

I friend sent me that link and I wasn't even thinking it was an April Fool's joke until I got to the Mike Pence part.

[Fuzzysox 11,956]

I can't even with Kendra because she looks too much like Joy. Creepy!

[BitterApple 149,141]

3 hours ago, Fuzzysox said:

I can't even with Kendra because she looks too much like Joy. Creepy!

It's freaky how much Kendra and Austin look like Duggar siblings. When you see them in group photos you can't even pick them out because they blend with the horde. I mean, damn. Is there any variation with these people? No raven haired beauties or fiery redheads? Or women with trendy bobs? They all look exactly alike. 

[RazzleberryPie 22,294]

It's going to be even worse when all these intermarrying families' kids grow up and are trying to find non relative spouses. 

[Jynnan tonnix 30,698]

7 hours ago, BitterApple said:

It's freaky how much Kendra and Austin look like Duggar siblings. When you see them in group photos you can't even pick them out because they blend with the horde. I mean, damn. Is there any variation with these people? No raven haired beauties or fiery redheads? Or women with trendy bobs? They all look exactly alike. 

I so read that as "trendy boobs" and was trying to picture just what that meant!

[ChiCricket 17,708]

22 minutes ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

I so read that as "trendy boobs" and was trying to picture just what that meant!

I didn't know it wasn't written as trendy boobs until you wrote this, and I went back and re-read it!!

[Jynnan tonnix 30,698]

Now I really want to know what a trendy boob looks like! 

[Mollie 12,812]

2 minutes ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

Now I really want to know what a trendy boob looks like! 

According to Google's image search:

 

[Jynnan tonnix 30,698]

Haha! I had to google it myself to verify, and that is, indeed, the first image that comes up!