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3 hours ago, MargeGunderson said:

There are already 5 more posts than I though this thread would get!

But they're all about the topic name, not the subject itself. Hmmmmmm.

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5 hours ago, lianau said:

Are they aware that they have to do more than side hugging to be blessed with blessings ?

That happens when Boob gives Joe the Lego talk with Dr Wheat's books the day before the wedding.

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On 3/21/2017 at 8:28 PM, JoanArc said:

I'll be looking side-eyed at their forward hugs.

as Jill R weeps that a potential husband for one of her girls is taken. Pass the Kleenex

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On 3/23/2017 at 5:15 AM, Barb23 said:

That happens when Boob gives Joe the Lego talk with Dr Wheat's books the day before the wedding.

Wasn't there an audio tape component that supposedly Anna and Josh listened to in the car on the way to their honeymoon?  

What a deficiency to withhold information on the human anatomy until the wedding night.  It makes no sense!  I wonder if the older girls schooled Jinger and Joy when they began courting.  How scary to go into a situation like a first sexual experience completely unprepared!

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1 hour ago, Lady Edith said:

Wasn't there an audio tape component that supposedly Anna and Josh listened to in the car on the way to their honeymoon?  

What a deficiency to withhold information on the human anatomy until the wedding night.  It makes no sense!  I wonder if the older girls schooled Jinger and Joy when they began courting.  How scary to go into a situation like a first sexual experience completely unprepared!

At least the girls have seen a penis before - they've changed many a boy diaper. The boys from JD down though, who knows what they know about lady parts. Poor Joe, he might be in for a shock when he learns the details, much like a young boy is when they first find out.

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1 hour ago, Lady Edith said:

Wasn't there an audio tape component that supposedly Anna and Josh listened to in the car on the way to their honeymoon?  

That was done to make Joshley look more innocent than he really was. I hope one of Anna's married sisters or her mom gave her some idea of what to expect on her wedding night. Of course, having to schlep the suitcases inside the "honeymoon suite" was not something she was expecting at all.

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1 hour ago, Lady Edith said:

 How scary to go into a situation like a first sexual experience completely unprepared!

My (now) husband and I were TOTALLY unprepared (I was only 16), but ummm..how to say this....we figured it out..VERY quickly! ;-) maybe a little too quickly. Heh

   But what I feel bad about is that I believe the Duggers preach how " bad and dirty" sex (outside of marriage) is.

I imagine it's hard to get over that mindset in your head, even when you're married and now it's OK and encouraged to do it.

(Not to mention the molestation component for some of them)

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3 hours ago, Arwen Evenstar said:

That was done to make Joshley look more innocent than he really was

He'd fingered a sister and viewed hardcore porn. Yeah, I can't watch that scene now without feeling terrible.

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1 hour ago, JoanArc said:

He'd fingered a sister and viewed hardcore porn. Yeah, I can't watch that scene now without feeling terrible.

It was for looks only. Joshley had to toe the purity line that he knew nothing.

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I am merely commenting for the sake of. They are so dull that I can't be bothered. They are duller than Joy and Austin and you cannot go duller than that.

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15 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

At least the girls have seen a penis before - they've changed many a boy diaper. The boys from JD down though, who knows what they know about lady parts. Poor Joe, he might be in for a shock when he learns the details, much like a young boy is when they first find out.

Yes, the girls got to see boy parts but God forbid one of the older boys be allowed to change one of the younger girl's diapers.  Remember when MEchelle shooed Jackson out of the room when  she had to change Josie's diaper and made a big thing out of it?   

Doesn't the Wisdom Book that deals with  ladies anatomy leave out certain pertinent parts, i.e.- the clitoris? God only knows what they have been taught.  

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On 3/22/2017 at 11:52 PM, Love2dance said:

But they're all about the topic name, not the subject itself. Hmmmmmm.

And most of the suggested titles for this thread were about nobody caring about the subject of the thread ...... Putting two and two together, hard to see how this coupling is going to extend the tv show very long. 

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1 hour ago, Barb23 said:

Doesn't the Wisdom Book that deals with  ladies anatomy leave out certain pertinent parts, i.e.- the clitoris? God only knows what they have been taught.  

That was Ed Wheat's marriage guide.  :)

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19 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

At least the girls have seen a penis before - they've changed many a boy diaper. The boys from JD down though, who knows what they know about lady parts. Poor Joe, he might be in for a shock when he learns the details, much like a young boy is when they first find out.

I watched a documentary on sexuality in the Victorian age.  One of the accounts I heard was a young married man was so repulsed by his wife's pubic hair that he refused to consummate the marriage for some time. He'd only seen nude statues and expected to find a smooth kitty.

Today, that level of naïveté is almost unheard of in developed countries unless you've been hiding under a rock.

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Do married fundie females do home Brazilians? Or at least a landing strip? Or is it full-grown bush? 

Can any of our former fundies opine about whether they even know about, as @Arwen Evenstar called it, a smooth kitty?

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I don't think I'd trust a Fundy to do a Brazilian wax at home. That is not a DIY and best left to the professionals. It might be regarded as "too worldly" or immodest, so maybe Fundy hoo-ha's are safe from wannabe beauticians.

Anyway, once they get wind of it, the craze will be long passé.

I hear it's already beginning to fall out of favor. My own personal opinion is that a woman should do it for HER if she so chooses. As far as men are concerned, a pirate should be grateful for whatever treasure he gets to plunder.

Swimsuit and lingerie models, and certain "entertainers" have to do it. Funny how the sight of a pube or areola on a female breast has everyone..."clutching their pearls".  

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I was irritated for a moment as I couldn't understand why there were TWO threads devoted to the latest "couple".   I was about to post something about simplifying the threads when I realized that Joe and Kendra are a separate entity than Joy and Austin......   Guess they are that boring

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15 minutes ago, tabloidlover said:

I was irritated for a moment as I couldn't understand why there were TWO threads devoted to the latest "couple".   I was about to post something about simplifying the threads when I realized that Joe and Kendra are a separate entity than Joy and Austin......   Guess they are that boring

I had exactly the same reaction about half an hour ago! They really are that interchangeable! 

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8 hours ago, Kokapetl said:

I'm sure Kendra will have some strange looking babies. 

She has what is known as a pie face in my family, that round, soft face. She's a cute enough girl and I suspect her babies will be pudgy, nugget babies. Unfortunately, girlfriend seems dim as all hell and strikes me as a crier at the slightest bit of confusion or frustration. Good luck to Joe.

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On 3/25/2017 at 10:47 AM, Churchhoney said:

And most of the suggested titles for this thread were about nobody caring about the subject of the thread ...... Putting two and two together, hard to see how this coupling is going to extend the tv show very long. 

Maybe they will have hidden depths!

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9 hours ago, kaleidoscope said:

Just thinking.....I'm glad "Joe and Kendra" is in the title of the thread because I need the reminder who they are!

Wait until Jason starts courting. The name of the thread will be something like - There's a Jason? And he's courting?

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33 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

Wait until Jason starts courting. The name of the thread will be something like - There's a Jason? And he's courting?

You called it. Wonder how soon that will be?

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16 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

Hey, here's a benefit of starting a courtship in March. You get to be part of a blog-traffic-driving Hollywood Gossip April Fool's joke.  https://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2017/04/kendra-caldwell-pregnant-by-joseph-duggar-before-marriage/

I friend sent me that link and I wasn't even thinking it was an April Fool's joke until I got to the Mike Pence part.

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3 hours ago, Fuzzysox said:

I can't even with Kendra because she looks too much like Joy. Creepy!

It's freaky how much Kendra and Austin look like Duggar siblings. When you see them in group photos you can't even pick them out because they blend with the horde. I mean, damn. Is there any variation with these people? No raven haired beauties or fiery redheads? Or women with trendy bobs? They all look exactly alike. 

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7 hours ago, BitterApple said:

It's freaky how much Kendra and Austin look like Duggar siblings. When you see them in group photos you can't even pick them out because they blend with the horde. I mean, damn. Is there any variation with these people? No raven haired beauties or fiery redheads? Or women with trendy bobs? They all look exactly alike. 

I so read that as "trendy boobs" and was trying to picture just what that meant!

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22 minutes ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

I so read that as "trendy boobs" and was trying to picture just what that meant!

I didn't know it wasn't written as trendy boobs until you wrote this, and I went back and re-read it!!

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2 minutes ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

Now I really want to know what a trendy boob looks like! 

According to Google's image search:

 

0 0 1 Boobs.jpg

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