Jessa, Ben and Their Brood: Making a (Diaper) Mountain out of a Mold House

[Westiepeach]

Whatever the sex is, and whenever Seewald #4 is born, and whatever gawd-awful name they choose… Jessa will wait for a week or 2 to announce anything because in her little mind, they are still relevant and the masses will be waiting with baited breath for The Grand Announcement. 🙄

Edited July 11, 2021 by Westiepeach

[MsJamieDornan]

Tater Tot ?

[iwantcookies]

1 hour ago, MsJamieDornan said:

Tater Tot ?

As a nickname to Tate or Tatum would work 

[65mickey]

That picture of her popping corn was taken when she was very pregnant. I said before the the picture of Jessa at the 4th of July fireworks dispaly looked to me like she was in a car with a seatbelt on because there was a car seat behind her. Others thought that  the belt was some type of baby carrier. I don't think that picture on the 4th looked like she had the baby and I doubt that even Jessa would take a days old  infant to a fireworks display.  These people are not celebrities so why would they try to keep the birth of a childa secret?  

[Westiepeach]

1 minute ago, 65mickey said:

That picture of her popping corn was taken when she was very pregnant. I said before the the picture of Jessa at the 4th of July fireworks dispaly looked to me like she was in a car with a seatbelt on because there was a car seat behind her. Others thought that  the belt was some type of baby carrier. I don't think that picture on the 4th looked like she had the baby and I doubt that even Jessa would take a days old  infant to a fireworks display.  These people are not celebrities so why would they try to keep the birth of a childa secret?  

Because Jessa is a “celebrity” in her own mind.

[GeeGolly]

If I'm remembering correctly, the Seewalds waited 5 days to announce Spurgeon's birth. They announced Henry's birth on the same day and waited two days to announce Ivy. With the boys they waited a few extra days before announcing the names. Like @Westiepeach said, Jessa thinks very highly of their celebrity status.

And Jessa loves to keep secrets and fudge timelines. She did it on the show and she's continued to do it on SM.

[65mickey]

But the fireworks picture was 7 days ago and people are speculating that she had the baby before the 4th.  That's a long time to keep the birth secret. 

Edited July 11, 2021 by 65mickey

[JoanArc]

55 minutes ago, 65mickey said:

These people are not celebrities so why would they try to keep the birth of a childa secret?  

“Get THE HELL out of this thread!” -Jessa

55 minutes ago, 65mickey said:

These people are not celebrities so why would they try to keep the birth of a childa secret?  

“Get THE HELL out of this thread!” -Jessa

[beckie]

Also in the 4th video, they did show the kids in their car seats in PJs. If she'd had the baby, I'd think their would have been a fourth car seat, but their wasn't. Maybe I'm dumb, but I don't think even Jessa would put a new born in danger that way.

[emmawoodhouse]

4 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

If I'm remembering correctly, the Seewalds waited 5 days to announce Spurgeon's birth. They announced Henry's birth on the same day and waited two days to announce Ivy. With the boys they waited a few extra days before announcing the names. Like @Westiepeach said, Jessa thinks very highly of their celebrity status.

And Jessa loves to keep secrets and fudge timelines. She did it on the show and she's continued to do it on SM.

No, Jessica (Ben's sister, not a typo) spoiled the birth as it happened. Pictures were posted to SM. They waited 5 days to announce Baby Brown Towel's name was SPURGEON. FFS.

Edited July 12, 2021 by emmawoodhouse
added stuff

[iwantcookies]

Aiden Wilson Tozer 

 

😂😂😂

[GeeGolly]

Jessa is probably loving that we're wondering when she's due. Which is likely a reason she hasn't shown her "bump" in a while.

I actually went and found her vanity scan video. It was posted on 4/1. That was about 15 weeks ago. If that scan was done at 20 weeks, when anatomy scans are usually done, Jessa would only be around 35 weeks. I'm going to guess she waited a bit to post it, so maybe she's 37 or so weeks.

If its true she has a couple more weeks, I hope for her sake the weight gain slowed down, because she was huge a few weeks back.

[Churchhoney]

10 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

Aiden Wilson Tozer 

 

😂😂😂

I'm still holding out for Bunyan Tozer.

How will this poor kid feel if his brothers were lucky enough to get the names of PRotestant saints and he wasn't???!

[laurakaye]

21 hours ago, MsJamieDornan said:

Tater Tot ?

I very much need the name to start with a T because they are clueless, so this name works just fine.

I can see Jessa naming a girl Tessa just because.

Temperance, Treasure, Tyrannus, Tubal-Cain...

[Cinnabon]

7 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Jessa is probably loving that we're wondering when she's due. Which is likely a reason she hasn't shown her "bump" in a while.

I actually went and found her vanity scan video. It was posted on 4/1. That was about 15 weeks ago. If that scan was done at 20 weeks, when anatomy scans are usually done, Jessa would only be around 35 weeks. I'm going to guess she waited a bit to post it, so maybe she's 37 or so weeks.

If its true she has a couple more weeks, I hope for her sake the weight gain slowed down, because she was huge a few weeks back.

Jessa, if you’re reading here, I can’t think of anything I care less about than your pregnancy and birth of your newest crotch fruit. This is not an accomplishment. I could comfortably live the rest of my life without caring if you ever have the kid and care even less what his/her name will be. We’ll just call it Seewald #4. 🤷‍♀️

Edited July 12, 2021 by Cinnabon

[JoanArc]

1 hour ago, laurakaye said:

I very much need the name to start with a T because they are clueless, so this name works just fine.

I can see Jessa naming a girl Tessa just because.

Temperance, Treasure, Tyrannus, Tubal-Cain...

 No way is she going to share the specialness of -essa.  She’s the Countessa of that family! 

I could see Tichelle. Tittytwister.

Thumbsucker.

 Terminator for a boy. 

1 hour ago, Cinnabon said:

Jessa, if you’re reading here, I can’t think of anything I care less about than your pregnancy and birth of your newest crotch fruit.

 Hey, speak for yourself, I am just waiting for the first candid shot someone post of her working a shift in a Walmart smock.

[Cinnabon]

2 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

 No way is she going to share the specialness of -essa.  She’s the Countessa of that family! 

I could see Tichelle. Tittytwister.

Thumbsucker.

 Terminator for a boy. 

 Hey, speak for yourself, I am just waiting for the first candid shot someone post of her working a shift in a Walmart smock.

Now THAT I would be interested in! Her pregnancy and birth and resulting crotch fruit, not so much.

[Zella]

9 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Jessa is probably loving that we're wondering when she's due. Which is likely a reason she hasn't shown her "bump" in a while.

I actually went and found her vanity scan video. It was posted on 4/1. That was about 15 weeks ago. If that scan was done at 20 weeks, when anatomy scans are usually done, Jessa would only be around 35 weeks. I'm going to guess she waited a bit to post it, so maybe she's 37 or so weeks.

If its true she has a couple more weeks, I hope for her sake the weight gain slowed down, because she was huge a few weeks back.

This makes a lot of sense, but it also means the baby could be hatched on my birthday, and that made me irrationally upset. Lol

[GeeGolly]

3 hours ago, Cinnabon said:

Jessa, if you’re reading here, I can’t think of anything I care less about than your pregnancy and birth of your newest crotch fruit. This is not an accomplishment. I could comfortably live the rest of my life without caring if you ever have the kid and care even less what his/her name will be. We’ll just call it Seewald #4. 🤷‍♀️

Ha! You must have a more fulfilling life than me. This Duggar hobby of mine has become a habit. Last time I wished for some action, Josh Scandal #3 happened. Now I'm finding my own way to make this crazy habit of mine more interesting.

[AryasMum]

On 7/6/2021 at 8:12 PM, 65mickey said:

Yea that's crazy but taking a newborn to a fireworks display is a whole other level of insanity and cruelty for a baby. 

I used to see close to newborns at the Taste of Chicago. Always in the miserable heat, sunburned and miserable - along with all of the poor dogs, panting with their tongues down to the ground. People are idiots. 

[AryasMum]

On 7/8/2021 at 8:43 PM, Trillium said:

My boys wear sport shorts and ts all summer. Long ago I ditched the idea of pjs. They’ll just change into clean cloths before bed. Heck I don’t wear pjs really anymore.  Leggings and tshirt is good enough. Also my kids were never ones you could move without waking them up. 90% of the time just turning off the car would wake them. 
 

Jessa seems to be stuck on “This is how I was raised so that’s what I’m going to do” not taking a moment to think through it to see if it actually makes a lick of sense. Plus she seems very stubborn. Admitting that maybe she might have to try something else or maybe raising a family of soon to be 6 people isn’t a great idea, she’ll dig in harder. 

The reason pjs are recommended from 9 months to 14 years is the flame retardant. They  are also meant to be close fitting, all the better to minimize oxygen sources. 

[lascuba]

I really don't see how not announcing the birth right away makes one *more* attention seeking. It's not like Jess is a frequent poster like Jill is. 

[iwantcookies]

Phineas is a nice name too

 

[Cinnabon]

25 minutes ago, lascuba said:

I really don't see how not announcing the birth right away makes one *more* attention seeking. It's not like Jess is a frequent poster like Jill is. 

She wants to “keep people hanging.” 🤣

[awaken]

6 hours ago, JoanArc said:

Hey, speak for yourself, I am just waiting for the first candid shot someone post of her working a shift in a Walmart smock.

🙏🏼 Waiting for that day!!  

[Lady Whistleup]

I'm just crossing my fingers that Jessa will be like "new baby, new couch" and gets rid of that filthy poo-covered couch of theirs.

[BigBingerBro]

1 minute ago, Lady Whistleup said:

that filthy poo-covered couch of theirs.

Reddit has named that couch "Birtha"

[Sile]

8 hours ago, laurakaye said:

I very much need the name to start with a T because they are clueless, so this name works just fine.

I can see Jessa naming a girl Tessa just because.

Temperance, Treasure, Tyrannus, Tubal-Cain...

Not sure what the T thing means, but now that you've mentioned clueless, I'm voting for Sporadicus.

Can't you imagine the Grandparents of the Year trying to figure out which kid is which at the big family reunion and one by one, they stand up and yell "I'm Sporadicus!"

If, you know, any of these kids were allowed to grow up with a backbone and some pop culture knowledge...

[emmawoodhouse]

4 minutes ago, Sile said:

Not sure what the T thing means, but now that you've mentioned clueless, I'm voting for Sporadicus.

Can't you imagine the Grandparents of the Year trying to figure out which kid is which at the big family reunion and one by one, they stand up and yell "I'm Sporadicus!"

If, you know, any of these kids were allowed to grow up with a backbone and some pop culture knowledge...

The T thing is this: if this kid has one, Jessa's kids will be SHIT. 

[Sile]

5 minutes ago, emmawoodhouse said:

The T thing is this: if this kid has one, Jessa's kids will be SHIT. 

Okay, now that's amazing!

Back in my youth, Sam Houston Institute of Technology t-shirts were quite popular.

[JoanArc]

41 minutes ago, emmawoodhouse said:

The T thing is this: if this kid has one, Jessa's kids will be SHIT. 

Tiberius Kirk Seewald

tumbleweed

thumbelina

Thewalks

Seewald Threepio

Turbo

Timbitch

Turnkey

Testimony  (Testy) Seewald

[emmawoodhouse]

Don't do Star Trek and Star Wars like that! 😂

[JoanArc]

12 minutes ago, emmawoodhouse said:

Don't do Star Trek and Star Wars like that! 😂

Sorry, I was watching a review of an old Star Trek the next generation episode right before I checked the thread.

 

 

[Quilt Fairy]

57 minutes ago, emmawoodhouse said:

Don't do Star Trek and Star Wars like that! 😂

Do you mean using them at all or mixing them? 

[emmawoodhouse]

1 hour ago, Quilt Fairy said:

Do you mean using them at all or mixing them? 

Jessa would never understand the references, so it's neither here nor there. I was just horrified at the thought of a Seewald tied to either franchise. 😁

Edited July 13, 2021 by emmawoodhouse
Rogue comma!

[Sile]

Thesaurus for a boy

Tanqueray for a girl

Edited July 13, 2021 by Sile
How did auto correct get tequila from Tanqueray? Although that would work, too...

[LilJen]

Tie Your Tubes Seewald

[laurakaye]

Helpful hint: make sure you are neither eating nor drinking when visiting ANY Duggar thread where potential baby names are being discussed.  The choking hazard is real.  You're welcome!

(Seewald Threepio............🤣😂😅)

 

[xwordfanatik]

12 hours ago, JoanArc said:

Tiberius Kirk Seewald

tumbleweed

thumbelina

Thewalks

Seewald Threepio

Turbo

Timbitch

Turnkey

Testimony  (Testy) Seewald

Can I be twelve, and suggest Testicle?

[Jynnan tonnix]

4 hours ago, LilJen said:

Tie Your Tubes Seewald

Too bad that grammar is a thing, or they could make it Tie Tubes Your, and build a whole new word in one fell swoop.

[Madtown]

[galaxygirl76]

Is it me or are the boys always together and Ivy just tags along because she has to be there too. 

[CouchTater]

Both Ivy's and Spurgeon's sandals look too small.

[xwordfanatik]

1 hour ago, galaxygirl76 said:

Is it me or are the boys always together and Ivy just tags along because she has to be there too. 

Poor kid, next step Sister-Mom to the latest loin fruit.

[Cinnabon]

1 hour ago, galaxygirl76 said:

Is it me or are the boys always together and Ivy just tags along because she has to be there too. 

Yes, but Jessa poses them that way. Who knows why?

[drafan]

2 hours ago, Madtown said:

Do the boys see Jessa's phone come out and automatically strike that "brotherly" pose now?

I thought they were holding dead birds.

 

[GeeGolly]

I think the brotherly love is a Fundy thing. Whitney Bates is claiming her two boys are already best friends. One is 5 or 6 years old, the other is a newborn.

[libgirl2]

7 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

I think the brotherly love is a Fundy thing. Whitney Bates is claiming her two boys are already best friends. One is 5 or 6 years old, the other is a newborn.

Most sibling I know do love each other, but they also fight. I have no siblings but I don't know anyone who calls one of their siblings "best friend". I'm not saying it isn't possible. 

[Ohiopirate02]

38 minutes ago, drafan said:

Do the boys see Jessa's phone come out and automatically strike that "brotherly" pose now?

I thought they were holding dead birds.

 

It would not surprise me at all if both boys start to pose as soon as they see Jessa's phone pointed towards them.  Last Thanksgiving I was taking a video of my niece and nephew playing in the leaves, and once my nephew saw my phone he made ready to pose.  Kids know when it happens enough.

[Temperance]

17 hours ago, emmawoodhouse said:

The T thing is this: if this kid has one, Jessa's kids will be SHIT. 

No, Jessa's kids will be healthy, innocent children.

Edited July 13, 2021 by Temperance