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  1. laurakaye

    Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears

    Serious question...how does Meri get her hair to do this? I have short hair, so I am unfamiliar with many tools of the trade. It's like she sticks it in a crimper set to "char-broil" and doesn't brush it out afterwards? I don't get it. Didn't Deanne have a sister who got one of those cheap Tijuana gastric bypass procedures that Deanne was getting a kickback from? I hope this is not that sister, nor that the bypass was botched. And yes, that was an awful, distasteful, disgraceful photo.
  2. laurakaye

    Maddie Brown: Seeking a One-Woman Man

    Anyone else slightly skeeved out that Mindy "misses" changing the blowout diapers?? Did she have a life other than to be Robyn's "nanny?"
  3. laurakaye

    Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

    I'm sorry but there is some serious cognitive dissonance happening when Janelle uses the word "grinding" in reference to her exercise routine. Are we sure she didn't mean that she was "grinding" some nutmeg to put in her daily spinach, ghee and chia seed smoothie?
  4. laurakaye

    Mykelti

    I wonder if, rather than admit to Tony that the ring doesn't fit, she just jammed it on in order to take a picture to show us all the gift from "best hubby ever" and then spent the rest of the day trying to force it off.
  5. laurakaye

    Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

    I guess I thought a smoothie bowl was taking the ingredients that one might use for a smoothie and blending it so it's thick like oatmeal, putting it in a bowl and eating it with a spoon. But Janelle's looks like liquid topped with nuts, so wouldn't one choke on the nuts if one tried to drink it? And then she writes, "I bet you could find your own recipe on the Internet." Once again, she's too freaking lazy to post a recipe for her followers (all 17 of them). At this point I have put way too much thought into this. Unlike Janelle.
  6. laurakaye

    Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

    So she blended the fruit and spinach but tossed the seeds and nuts on top? I don't get it.
  7. Still confused about the sneaker debate...if she says she "identified" as a tomboy when she was young, wouldn't sneakers be her shoe of choice? So why is she donning a pair of white sneakers and suddenly proclaiming to her followers that she's finally being allowed to wear whatever she wants to wear? None of it makes any sense, even when she tries to clarify it. I actually don't care, I just think it's funny that she tried to post a deep thought and no one understood what the heck she was talking about.
  8. Before two people with plyg backgrounds get married, do they sit down and untangle their respective family webs to make sure that they aren't closely related by blood? Or do they just shrug and think, "first cousins, fourth cousins twice removed, you're my half-uncle on my father's fourth wife's side...it doesn't really matter!"
  9. laurakaye

    Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears

    I do miss the Maybelline pink and light blue eyeshadow combo, along with blue mascara. 🙂 But spot-on regarding Meri - at some point less is more, especially around the eyes. And I have never understood how she kept all that goop on her face in the heat of Vegas. If I tried that, it would literally slide right off in about 2 minutes.
  10. laurakaye

    Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

    LOL so did I, and the Web MD post was from 2002. That's our Janelle, right on the cutting edge!
  11. laurakaye

    Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

    Wait, you mean her pictures of random foods placed carelessly on chipped dishes doesn't inspire you to run out and buy 30 pounds of whatever latest "rockstar" she found while lounging on her shredded leather La-Z-Boy and browsing on the interwebz with a plate of peanut-butter Fritos sliding off her lap??
  12. I wore white Keds throughout my entire time in high school in the 80's. I guess I was "woke" before "woke" was a thing. Or something? I don't know. Also I might have to start following this twit on IG just to read the comments and her responses to "White Sneaker-Gate."
  13. laurakaye

    Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

    Once again, Janelle - mistress of the profound deep thought - astounds her followers with the idea that going outside is good for you. I would love to know how many people are actually paying her for this drivel.
  14. laurakaye

    Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

    I remember this too - she stayed behind uncharacteristically wearing an apron and - as I remember because I thought it was so weird - a long-sleeved tracksuit. In Hawaii. Where it's, like, hot.
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    Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

    Ha! And I remember it as the high point of my trip to Disney World several years ago because we stupidly went in August and it mercifully allowed me to briefly escape the 345% humidity that day. Not to harp on this family thing but I still remain shocked that Janelle and Meri both went on this Disney trip. I feel like Meri thinks Disney is "hers," and she's not very good at sharing, as we all know.
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