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  1. laurakaye

    Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

    Does she use Mad-Libs for her Strive posts? Today I was (insert synonym for the word "tired"). I was also super (synonym for "busy"). I also really (synonym for "hate") my life. I (synonym for "dragged") myself out of the (piece of furniture) and got in my car. I drove (number less than 0.5) miles to the grocery store and bought (list three rock-star ingredients). It took me less than (number between 1 and 10) minutes to (insert verb) the ingredients to make a delicious (synonym for "slop"). I used a recipe. Don't bother asking me what it was, look it up on the interwebz your (insert swear) self. I then had plenty of time to (synonym for "sleep") on my (different piece of furniture). What a (synonym for "win")!!!! That said, Janelle managed to spend a whole ten minutes to cut up some sweet potatoes for a soup recipe. However, once she figures out that she needs more than some sweet potatoes floating in water to make soup, my guess is the entire pot is going to relocate down the garbage disposal and she's gonna hit up a drive-thru for a triple with cheese like she was going to do in the first place.
  2. laurakaye

    Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears

    I wonder if a non-LLN person were to go on this cruise, would they spend 24/7 trying to get away from all the MLM crazies trying to get them to sign up? Because that would be a living nightmare. Also, if one is prone to seasickness, I'd imagine the plethora of headache-inducing patterns and prints swishing past on the Lido deck would make one feel much, much worse. I'll pass, I have to rearrange my sock drawer (and if you know the movie this line came from, you are my spirit sister). 🙂
  3. Okay, since it was brought up...I do not understand the purpose of IG stories. I watch some people's IG stories and I'm like - ?? Why are you showing me a picture of the sunset or your dinner or your kid's new glasses for 10 seconds only to have it disappear in 24 hours? My lawn. Get off it.
  4. Since I'm the only who did the yelling and swearing, I wanted to respond: I will continue to follow this thread and I wouldn't want ginger90 to stop posting Mariah's or any of the Browns' SM posts. They are very enlightening for those of us who have been watching them from the beginning. SM is a double-edged sword - Mariah's blathering, while annoying as all get out, unites many of us together as we snark on her woke-ness. She is the embodiment the entitled special snowflake. She posts for the likes and the compliments. This is the world we live in now. If she is going to make things public, we can comment and/or snark on them to our heart's content because she is the one making her life public. It's a weird dynamic, because people can post whatever they want and ignore the comments (or turn them off) so they don't have to read what the public actually thinks - but then, why make it all public in the first place? I feel like the trend now is that if you do something and it's not on social media and you don't get likes and hearts, did it really happen? Mariah takes every little thing and makes it public. That's her prerogative. But it then becomes our prerogative to respond to what she posts. I am not trying to be argumentative AT ALL - in fact, quite the opposite! I lived my life just fine before social media. I am someone who feels that SM is the devil, but also necessary. Is it right that I make fun of Mariah's avocado toast? I don't know...but at the same time, she is the one putting it out there. Does that make sense? All of this, 100%, stated perfectly. And I did click on Mariah's blog about her yoga trip. She was gone for three whole weeks but in case you were wondering, she now feels connected to the plants and the sun, she sang and danced (she got her dancing skills from her father.....okayyyy), and she discovered her true authentic self. Quite the retreat, that. Can you actually get YTT certified in three weeks??
  5. laurakaye

    S21.E10: Power of Veto #3

    “What are we? Humans? Or animals? Or savages?” ― William Golding, Lord of the Flies Seriously, during the Hate8ful 9 group bully fest/rage jamboree in the HOH room, I was waiting for Jack to produce a bird or a rat from his pocket and bite its head off and smear the blood all over his face. That was some scary, barbaric stuff going on up there. And the one-by-one shutting of the door in the faces of Cliff, Nicole, Ovi and David made me truly upset. I suppose logic would dictate that I stop watching this awful season like so many others are doing, and yet - I desperately want to see the 8/9 walk out of the house, one by one, to speak with Julie - expecting cheers and getting met with stony silence. I can dream.
  6. So she went out running one time and got the runner's high (no, I do not believe that she runs regularly. Not for one second). I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that she's on a different kind of high because I doubt she went far enough to get that "high." Running your ESA dog down the block to the local woke vegan donut shop doesn't count. And because I just have to get this off my chest: SHUT UP, MARIAH! SHUT!! UP!! MARIAH!! SHUT UUUUUUUUP!!!!&^#^%$^&* Thank you for indulging me. She is insufferably obnoxious.
  7. laurakaye

    Season 21: Live Feed Discussion

    Is this a recent BB21 dinner? I would've guessed that there was some kind of undercooked fish under the raw onions. I remember being transfixed one night watching BB20 Brett prepare salmon. I don't know that I would necessarily want to see anyone on this season make dinner. Or lunch. Or coffee. Or a glass of water...........
  8. laurakaye

    Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

    Exactly, that stuff is headed for the disposal. Even if she had a huge salad twice a day, I don't know that she could get through those three huge bags before they go bad. But thanks for playing, Janelle!
  9. laurakaye

    Season 21: Live Feed Discussion

    These brainiacs might have never watched BB before they signed their lives away, but the fact that Jackson stops talking once he realized that he was being filmed is so incredibly disturbing...so if the cameras were pointed away from him, he would've kept on spewing his vitriol? Never mind that they are being watched AND RECORDED 24/7. AND THEY KNOW THIS TO BE A FACT. Same rant as above, just sub in Nick for Jackson. This is the most beautiful quote I have heard yet from this dismal season. Of course Jackson likes doughy cookies. They pair very nicely with salmonella-spiced chicken meat. He probably washes it down with a room temperature glass of follicular rash hot tub water.
  10. laurakaye

    Janelle Brown: Smarter Than Your Average Brown (Maybe)

    You guys.... She's trying a creamer that she's walked past a bunch of times on her way to the Doritos aisle. She bought it even though she really doesn't know what's in it, or how it differs from the Hershey's chocolate-caramel cream that she hides at the back of the fridge behind the gallon drum of ghee. So we should all definitely try it because Janelle says it's great, even though she cannot articulate why. I would like to think she's trolling us, but I know she's not.
  11. laurakaye

    Mykelti

    No kidding - same overdyed hair, same squishy-eyed cheese-eating smile - this really does look like Mariah. That's 100% Kody's genetics at work there. FOR THE LAST TIME - LulaNo!!! You CANNOT close your eyes and pull three or four random things out of a pile of polyester and assume it's going to look even passably good! No! NO!! That's not how it works! That's not how any of this works! Mykelti looks ridiculous.
  12. laurakaye

    Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears

    Adam and Tamiky? Tamify? But this would be the Adam once married to Janelle, yes? Meri and Kody?? Hahahahaha What does The Final Five mean? I thought Meri was one of eight or nine siblings, is she saying that these are the only five that are left? And if I'm a mom, I don't know that I would want to see a sign every day indicating how far away my kids are from me. Go back to shilling holey leggings, Meri.
  13. laurakaye

    S21.E09: Whacktivity Competition #3; Nominations #3

    Right now I am really just waiting on the potential evictions...Jackson struts out to talk to Julie Chen Moonves, giving the audience his best watermelon-eating grin, or Bella teeters out in her highest heels, full glam blue eyeshadow and her very sexiest dress, or Jack saunters out, locks freshly washed and flowing....expecting the audience to erupt in thunderous cheers at their respective awesomeness, only to be met by a smattering of polite applause. Like when Aaryn exited the house. Like that. I want to see that and I want to see it soon. And I want to see it week after week. Oh and I also want whoever remains of the Hateful 8/Nasty 9/Foolish 5/Stupid 6 to turn to each other in shock and wee themselves when it dawns on them that they are not going to be received well when it's their turn.
  14. laurakaye

    S21.E09: Whacktivity Competition #3; Nominations #3

    I'm hoping a few dozen escaped and are currently hiding out in various locations in the BB house.
  15. laurakaye

    Maddie Brown: Seeking a One-Woman Man

    Axel always looks like someone just woke him up from a nap. He takes after dear ol' gramps in that respect.
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