S10.E15: David's Journey LIVE CHAT

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Stuff stuck in ears? I cannot.

I'll probably give a try.  Love those Earwax Removal videos on YouTube!

[ams1001]

Guess it's my last chance to guess 742.

He's driving but he has to get in the side double door and climb up front.

Fast food stop #2.

But he's getting Diet Coke!

[Donut Bear]

Ha ha. Love the Diet Coke. 

[Guest]

Is there a foster dad?  Or is mom a single mom?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love the Diet Coke aspect. Don’t want to have those extra calories.

[mk828]

What's 3X9?? Showing off that 0.0 GPA 

[fonfereksglen]

1 minute ago, babyhouseman said:

The closed captioning usually shows the pounders breathing heavily, but he really has a lot of heavy breathing and grunts. It's like a bad porno film.

You reminded me back in the late 70s, when my soon to be husband and I went to an outdoor drive in theater in NC that showed porn.  The entire evening was bad porn.

[Chicklet]

First drive thru! He never even left the neighborhood

Oh, Robin you wanted food? $36 just for him??

Good lord he's charming.

Edited February 10, 2022 by Chicklet

[DropTheSoap]

How does Robin afford her pet human?

[ams1001]

Jalapeno poppers are his vegetable.

[Hellga]

Wow.  Now that I see that car in daylight... I have never seen a paint job chipped like a modernist painting!

This is the first of many fast food stops... and 27 jalapeno poppers is twice as many as I normally can eat for a FULL MEAL.  

Also, how did he even get admitted to the university if he couldn't multiply 9 X 3??

Edited February 10, 2022 by Hellga

[charmed1]

Croissants and jalapeños and at least 24 value meals? What restaurant is this? 

[String Theory]

Idaho to Houston (how many fast food stops?)

That's gonna be hell!   Jalapeños are vegetables!

[CrazyInAlabama]

9 minutes ago, Lima Bean said:

Are we guessing weight by model of airplane? I’m guessing one of those Russian cargo planes, whatever they’re called.

The Antonov An-225 Mriya is the heaviest cargo plane.   

David must follow the rule that if you have a Diet Coke with a bunch of food, then the calories reduce to zero.  

That was Jack in the Box.  The Supreme Croissant is 450 calories, and the poppers are 1219 total calories, so breakfast was 1669 calories, lots of fat.     He did that big order, and ordered nothing for Robin?   

Edited February 10, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[aliya]

2 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

Off topic for a second:  Are any of you watching 1000 Pound Friends (or whatever the title is)?  

Yeah. I might watch it again, but I'm kinda turned off by Vanessa (the one who can't decide if she should do the surgery or not). Just because you were raised poor, doesn't mean you have to be vulgar. I find her uncomfortable to watch. I would like to see what happens to Ashley, who had the surgery previously. I wonder what Dr Procter will do with her.

[ShoePrincess]

3 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

I'm a bourbon girl myself, and I'm currently out of it.  Have to buy some.

I'm actually a Scotch girl, except for eggnog. 

[mk828]

Can't help but think of Dumb and Dumber when seeing the road with the mountains haha 

[babyhouseman]

Just now, 7EasyPayments said:

TLC!!!!!

STUCK?!???!!!

YUCK!!!!!

My  grandmother had a bug in her ear. She had a hearing problem and was at the ear doctor to talk about surgery. He got the bug out of her ear. That didn't have anything to do with her hearing loss. 

Not only does he grunt, he burps.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Stuff stuck in ears new show? I cannot.

I just saw the ad and was overcome with nausea. I am one giant shudder. 

2 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said:

The doilies have doilies. 

I confess I love doilies. I look for them and old dresser scarves at yard sales and thrift shops. But I'm an unabashed boho shabby chic girl. 

[Splashes]

The vegatable is the jalapeno poppers. 10/10

[poeticlicensed]

3 minutes ago, PsychoKlown said:

Am I the only person to think that it's silly to stop for fast food when you just got a shit ton of groceries?  Most supermarkets have takeout food that's hot, that would get him home and eating even faster and is a lot more cost effective!

Confession - I haven't had fast food in years. I will steal a fry from my son or Mr Poetic but I cant stomach a meal. 

[mmecorday]

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Croissants and jalapeños and at least 24 value meals? What restaurant is this? 

600 Pounder Heaven.

[dreadfulLeigh]

Wait!? Bio mom was THIRTEEN and pregnant and using cocaine?? The epigentics of this poor guy is totally against him.

[Lillith]

Of course his back is killing him, he sitting half twisted to fit in the driver's seat. 

[BAForever]

A little passive-aggressive re the hash browns.

[Kid]

2 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said:

Yes, I was wondering if there's going to be a forum for it.

Me too.

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

Off topic for a second:  Are any of you watching 1000 Pound Friends (or whatever the title is)?  

I saw the first episode…it was a train wreck and Meghan is already losing steam and stopped losing

[nokat]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I love the Diet Coke aspect. Don’t want to have those extra calories.

5ooo calories but diet coke

[Yokosmom]

Just got home and started show. Wow—at least the scenery is beautiful. I’m ashamed to say that I also do the Diet Coke thing when ordering something horrifically caloric. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, I called it! Jaws of Life time.

[Chicklet]

JAws of life STAT to the parking lot. This is a first.

[mk828]

He's.. Stuck  

Perfect timing for TLC's new show!

[ams1001]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

At some point, David is going to need the Jaws of Life to extract him from behind the steering wheel.

I am, as usual, a page behind, and I got to this comment just as he was trying to extricate himself from the front seat.

[OoogleEyes]

Oh dear. He's stuck!

[mmecorday]

I feel like I just watched a van give birth to a fat guy.

[charmed1]

Robin was like “smell ya later, Screech. I’m checking in.” 

[EtheltoTillie]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I just saw the ad and was overcome with nausea. I am one giant shudder. 

I confess I love doilies. I look for them and old dresser scarves at yard sales and thrift shops. But I'm an unabashed boho shabby chic girl. 

I’m a crocheter and I love the vintage ones. 

[Hellga]

I was wondering if we would get an 'I am stuck' scene and he obliged!  Now just waiting for the 'oh my laig'!

He huffs and puffs more than the Big Bad Wolf, too.

[nokat]

Did we see a shower?

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

Off topic for a second:  Are any of you watching 1000 Pound Friends (or whatever the title is)?  

yes!

[MsVixen]

WHOA!!!  Stuck under the steering wheel in a van!  A new Square for the Bingo Cards!!!!

[ShoePrincess]

My weight guess was going to be 666. It's bound to happen one of these days, but I suspect David will exceed that number.

[7EasyPayments]

27 Jalapeno Poppers!

And a Grande Humongo Croissant!

C'MON MAN !!!!!1

 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Splashes said:

The vegatable is the jalapeno poppers. 10/10

His rectum is going to be on fire.

[sagittarius sue]

Why oh why do I keep getting Goldbelly (food gifts) ads on this page?  Some of the desserts are really yummy-looking.

[all4mom2]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Just for the record, I actually had an in-real-life conversation today with an actual human being. These last two years, I’ve become even more of a recluse than I used to be.

I try to have one every day, even if it's just about how cute the dog the person is walking is, but it's a challenge since retirement.

All foster mom needs is a string of beads and a floppy hat, and they could be Woodstock-bound in that love van...

Edited February 10, 2022 by all4mom2

[Eldemarge]

I'm here!  I'm late!  I was at the gym.  I'm SURE I haven't missed anything.  I noticed a guy with a ratty beard flopped on a hotel bed.  We're already driving to Houston??

[EtheltoTillie]

Aw the dog movie. I’m looking forward to it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I have to admit that I sort of freak out when the idiot who parks next to me decides to leave on inch between the cars.

[LEILANI2]

You'd think with all the gasping he would cut back on the 27 poppers.