Auntie Anxiety

Those are rhetorical questions, right? Thinking ahead is not something these silly girls know how to do. And if they do have a plan, it’s probably unrealistic and idiotic.

Whenever I see someone clutching the crap out of a giant cup of coffee, my default thought is that the person is a recovering alcoholic.

I’m no spring chicken, old enough to be Tyra’s great great grandmother (hehe), and nothing much surprises me anymore, but two girls fighting over Matthew? Two girls who think his mouse-like face is appealing? Hard to grasp that. Meanwhile, I didn’t really pay attention to Anthony and his mother in their talking head because I was totally distracted by her crazy ass eyebrows. Those things were scary. I’ll go out on a limb and suggest that Tyra’s mother has belted down a number of adult beverages in her 38 years.

Wow, Evelin does a Jedi mind trick.

Corey needs to work on himself.

Evelin has perfected the contemptuous look.

Or Deaven doesn’t know who the father is. Calling Maury Povich......

Jihoon vs. Zied in the Greasy Hair Olympics. Who wins?

So Jihoon knew Deaven was pregnant before she did? I’m so confused.

Jenny looked like a Christmas tree in her talking head.

Jenny’s rocking the side ponytail.

Paul might not be able to send money to Karine but he’s saving his strands of hair that he pulled off his brush to mail to Junior.

Aladdin gets some points from me for not being as big of a dickwad as most of the people on this crap fest.

Laura is homesick? I’m shocked, shocked I say!

She’s probably telling all the townsfolk about how she is milking Corey dry financially, so he’s a cuckhold and an idiot!