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Auntie Anxiety

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  1. Fastest hour of the week just went by. Love to snark with the best in the business. Have a super duper weekend, everyone, and apply your false eyelashes with care. Later.
  2. Gee, what could Rob’s business possibly be? Sneaker sales?
  3. Rob’s mother just wants to get down to brass tacks. “Why are you even here? And did you bring the money?”
  4. I feel sorry for Joey’s family. They have been supporting this schmuck and he goes out and happily starts using gain because, um, why?
  5. Finally, my dog settled down. Because of those two mice she caught recently, she’s been at DefCon 1. I’m sure she’s exhausted.
  6. Ayanna jumps up and starts beating on the social worker to get her anger out.
  7. She didn’t have the father-figure that she needed, thus she had two kids who don’t have a father-figure. Prison logic.
  8. The social worker/production assistant is happy to play along.
  9. Ayanna is spending time with her kids, whom she loves to death. “Temperamental issues.” Good euphemism for bat-shit crazy.
  10. No interest in Mama June, From Not Hot to Not Even Close to Hot.
  11. I love how this family is trying to appear to take it all in stride, while they’re creeped out underneath.
  12. Michael and Joey met on a dating site, prisonaddictslookingforlove.com.
  13. Joey’s family is going to love Michael. Guarantee it.
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