Remember the old Alka Seltzer commercial, “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing?”I can’t believe I watched the whole thing!
The caterwauling was excruciating to my ears. Someone should have given Shaun a whistle because those twits kept talking over each other. Lisa screaming “no, no, no” while clapping her hands to get attention so everyone would shut up and listen to her pearls of wisdom, and her klassy friend, Nicki (BHL 2.0)? I thought I had a strong stomach! How much time was spent on whether or not BHL would allow Usman to get a second wife so he can have a biological child? Then something about a porn star (no, not Granny Porn Star) who is nasty to BHL. Guess no one every figured out how to block someone online?
Big Ed yelling at David “Then you aren’t engaged!” David talking about his financial situation (can’t buy you class, Dave). BHL not being able to form a sentence without using the word “fucking” every other word. Staph (heh) being as boring as all hell.
Erica won the night and looked good while doing it (I think she lost a little weight and looks great, btw) without being obnoxious. Avery and Ash got two minutes?
As a result, I have no interest in the Tell Nothing and how it’s edited. I’ll watch because I love my live chatters/soul mates/babes, although my children are the most important things to me. 😎
The good news? No Jesse.
P.S. Watching it at 1.25 speed made it go faster.