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Auntie Anxiety

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  1. Auntie Anxiety
    I just saw a video about a woman who has sued her sperm donor for child support and she won!! The sperm donor has to pay her 40% of his salary (if I’m not mistaken). Are you listening, Kyle?
  2. Auntie Anxiety
    Well, that’s what a call a great evening!! Now it’s time to watch some mindless show and zone out. Have a good week, everyone. Toodles.
  3. Auntie Anxiety
    Garrick couldn’t give a shit about whether or not Dannnnielle can be at the wedding. He can hardly contain his excitement about the baby.
  4. Auntie Anxiety
    Garrick: God should have asked me first before doing this to me!!!!
  5. Auntie Anxiety
    Dannnnielllle has an ace up her sleeve. Nathalia didn’t bargain for being the nanny for Garrick’s new baby.
  6. Auntie Anxiety
    Yary figures she’ll stick around so she can earn the paycheck.
  7. Auntie Anxiety
    Run, Yary, run.
  8. Auntie Anxiety
    Justin thinks he can earn Yary’s trust and then spring “second wife” on her.
  9. Auntie Anxiety
    Who could possibly resist Justin?
  10. Auntie Anxiety
    Yary is wondering why they are being filmed.
  11. Auntie Anxiety
    Maybe Justin should just wear an earpiece with Becky barking instructions for him during the date.
  12. Auntie Anxiety
    I got the best rice bowl today from a local hole in the wall restaurant that is in a strip mall wedged between a laundromat and a cannabis dispensary.
  13. Auntie Anxiety
    Another thing about cancer? Stress makes it harder to fight it.
  14. Auntie Anxiety
    Dannnielllle: Well I don’t think I can come to the wedding, Garrick. Garrick: Great!! I mean, too bad.
  15. Auntie Anxiety
    This guy is a nervous wreck about what’s going on with his kidney cancer. He should be focusing all of his attention on that.
  16. Auntie Anxiety
    What’s wrong with Danielle’s eye? A wayward false eyelash or something more? Maybe Nick can explain it to us.
  17. Auntie Anxiety
    Nick would love to have a new wife, someone who can help support him.
  18. Auntie Anxiety
    Everyone get your thinking cap on.
  19. Auntie Anxiety
    Dannniellle wouldn’t know what a good decision was even if it came up and bit her on the ass.
  20. Auntie Anxiety
    Dannniellle, if Nathalia wants Garrick all to herself, let her! And consider yourself lucky.
  21. Auntie Anxiety
    I have an idea. Let’s make this innocent baby carry the onus of keeping the relationship together.
  22. Auntie Anxiety
    I wonder what God thinks of this surprise pregnancy?
  23. Auntie Anxiety
    Dannniellle, stop being stupid. I’ve had it with you. Dannnielle has a surprise up her sleeve, as in, “do we still have the crib in the attic?”
  24. Auntie Anxiety
    So Dannnniellle is being cuckolded by both Garrick and Nathalia. Great.
  25. Auntie Anxiety
    Going for the follow-up scans is as scary as fuck, folks. Even under the best of circumstances when you are pretty sure you’re in remission.
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