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Auntie Anxiety

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  1. Auntie Anxiety
    Yeah, not sticking around for Diaries. I’ve had enough ersatz drama for the evening. Be well, all. Have a great week. Adieu.
  2. Auntie Anxiety
    Janice got a makeover. And not in a good way.
  3. Auntie Anxiety
    I don’t get mad anymore. What’s the point?
  4. Auntie Anxiety
    Jasmine, pot, kettle, black.
  5. Auntie Anxiety
    Bini, Liberace called. He wants his jacket back.
  6. Auntie Anxiety
    Wow. Darcey’s cheek (on her face) needs some serious attention. Anyone have the number for Bitched Botched.
  7. Auntie Anxiety
    Florian doesn’t put in a lot of effort because he doesn’t give two fucks. I’m okay with that.
  8. Auntie Anxiety
    FTFY
  9. Auntie Anxiety
    I appreciate Florian’s honesty. Those idiotic therapists were a joke.
  10. Auntie Anxiety
    My dad was a dentist. Sugar Daddy lollipops sent me through college.
  11. Auntie Anxiety
    Biggest loser is Matt. He has no fucking idea.
  12. Auntie Anxiety
    Stacey looks like 10 pounds of fake boobs stuffed into a five pound casing.
  13. Auntie Anxiety
    Just the mention of Sugar Daddy and Sugar Babies makes my teeth ache.
  14. Auntie Anxiety
    I still have a couple of lemon cookies left. They remind me of spring. Too bad the weather is raw and rainy. I didnt step foot outside all day. In fact, I stayed in my pajamas and robe because why not?
  15. Auntie Anxiety
    Apparently Jasmine lives in a glass house and shouldn’t be throwing stones.
  16. Auntie Anxiety
    Jasmine, shut up. Sophie has a sugar daddy? Didnt we know this since the jump?
  17. Auntie Anxiety
    Nah, I’m going to take my chances. What do you expect from a $25 piece of metal?
  18. Auntie Anxiety
    And the home version of 90 Day Fiancee.
  19. Auntie Anxiety
    So I just finished assembling my new portable, tabletop gas grill. Why do I have two washers left over?
  20. Auntie Anxiety
    She dated both parents of the kid? What a small world!
  21. Auntie Anxiety
    Sophie: She had dark hair, just like me! See, he really wants me!
  22. Auntie Anxiety
    Sophie’s mother can make her cameo appearance any time now.
  23. Auntie Anxiety
    I’m old enough to remember when getting a tit job wasn’t something that anyone needed to brodacast. Those were the days.
  24. Auntie Anxiety
    Let’s move on to Rob and Sophie. Me: Do we have to?
  25. Auntie Anxiety
    Sorry I’m a little late. I had to find my helmet in case more Louboutins dupes are thrown in my direction.
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