Auntie Anxiety

Ani’s son is the most important thing in her life…….in 3, 2, 1

Is Luke wearing Tom Cruise elevator boots?

At least she didn’t go for Double D’s……..yet. Looks like Luke is in the pimping business.

Well, I’m taking my dog to the trainer tomorrow, so I’ll see if I can work it in.

You can’t be the boss bitch of me, folks. Just warning you.

Let’s snark the night away! I’m chomping at the bit and searching for my vacation fuck soulmate.

🥳🎂🍾🎈🛍️🎁 Happy birthday!

It’s over? That was sort of abrupt, right? Have an excellent weekend, amigos. Friday night live chat rules!

She doesn’t know about all the other women Jamahl is “dating.”

Well, in some cities they are letting murderers out of jail without bail, so I can see her point.

She has kids. She can’t do no jail time. Maybe it’s something she should have considered prior to driving while stoned.

I’m a little afraid to find out what the big secret is.

Looks like Father Joey is in agreement with me.

Talk is cheap, Joey. You can NEVER trust an addict.

Joey’s dad isn’t convinced that this is his son’s soulmate.

Candace decides that to keep Andrew on the up and up, she’ll need to be included on all his accounts and retirement funds

Chance would counsel Andrew to get a few more credit cards and buy a new Cadillac. Do not borrow from your 401K, dude. That’s just fucking stupid.

That’s what they said but I don’t want mice in my living area. I use traps in the garage, the first line of defense.

Andrew is being taken for a ride in Candace’s new truck. Not good.

@Pepper Mostly, my dog did a search and destroy mission on yet another mouse last night. Same M.O. Dog 2-Mice 0. I asked my neighbors for exterminator recommendations and they told me not to waste my money, but this madness cannot continue. One more mouse chase and I won’t care how much it costs. I abhor mice!!!

My dad. Ugh. Let’s set the kids up for to feel abandoned.

Joey, you should have rescued a dog. It would be much cheaper in the long run.

Good idea to photoshop a picture to fool the guards. What could possibly go wrong?

He was going through his slutty phase. Okay.

His parents in the other room. I am roaring with laughter.