Auntie Anxiety

A butt plug might be an upgrade for this show. Let’s call Daonte in for a consult.

The Magic 🎱 says that all signs point to no.

I’m shocked that she’s been in trouble. Shocked, I say.

Those three little corkscrews on that woman’s forehead are a unique feature.

Amhari (or whatever her name is) makes a good living. Good for her.

A stripper really was the only thing missing from this shitshow.

Son is calling. He got a new job so I have to take the call.

Candance looks very rough. Just saying.

Does getting out in a few days qualify for Love DURING Lockup?

Rob loves the kids as his own, and Tennie loves her kids more than anything else in the world.

I always have my closed captioning on for this show.

Yeah, it’s all about your “security,” dear.

Tennie, I’ll go out on a limb and guess that you are the crazy one.

My head is already spinning.

My LDL haiku: Love During Lockup We’ve awaited your return Snarkers’ paradise

Also known as the “No, you are” defense. I’ve heard more cogent arguments on the elementary school playground.

FTFY

One of my favorite parts of the conversation: Brennan: I don’t find Emily attractive. Emily: Yes, you do. Me: What? Emily, stop making a fool out of yourself. A “strong, independent, empowered” woman would say, “That’s okay. I’m not everyone’s cup of tea. Maybe we weren’t such a good match” and call it a day. 🤷‍♀️

Honestly, when I hear the term “ my truth,” it’s like a neon sign flashing “Bullshit Incoming.”

Butbutbut they’re strong! They’re independent! Girl power!

Great season ending episode. Show should be called “What’s the Point?” No tumor watching for me, so I’ll say adieu to all you hilarious snarkers. I hope to be back next week, so until then, have a great rest of the week and go to the park so you can grill your meals.

So we just wasted two hours for nothing?

Ummm, Sis, you can exercise AND count at the same time.

No juice!

Wasting space in a fridge on your dog’s food? How can that even be a thing? My dog comes first!