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Auntie Anxiety

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Everything posted by Auntie Anxiety

  1. Girl, can you return those balloons and get your money back?
  2. You`re such a skeptic, @Pepper Mostly. I know true love when I see it!
  3. Where is Suzywriter? She was wondering what she`ll do when she retires.
  4. Will has all his teeth. Thats high up on the pros versus cons list.
  5. Furry Flirt? For fuck`s sake.
  6. A felon who is lying? Is this an alternate universe? Felons NEVER lie.
  7. Honey, its okay to go up about four sizes.
  8. Glad Alissa`s behavior is so predictable, just like a normal meth addict.
  9. Bradly realizes that Savannah did in fact need that butt job.
  10. Sorry, I dont find the nose rings through the whatever-it’s-called attractive. Why do people do that to themselves?/rhetorical
  11. Ive been re-watching Season 5 of Peaky Fooking Bloinders to remind me of the plot before I binge Season 6. Love that show! Highly recommend.
  12. She needs him to be the boyfriend/husband she wants him to be. Alrighty then.
  13. Honey,/ he’s in multiple relationships. Just saying.
  14. Blasphemy! Of all the live chats, this is the best one.
  15. Husband. Daddy. Protector. Felon.
  16. When did little bird chests become attractive?
  17. Thank God It’s Felons Friday.
  18. You do NOT have to tell your spouse everything and anything. Its okay to leave some things quiet.
  19. I’m expecting Matt to make an appearance next week. Poor schlub has no idea. Jasmine will be in his life forever now. Sucks to be you, Matt.
  20. Next, the production staff brings in a sirloin steak and Jasmine shows us how to cut it on the bias.
  21. Ron and Betty call in from their swinger cruise.
  22. Easy to neglect three kids instead of two.
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