S10.E15: David's Journey LIVE CHAT

[String Theory]

Are they out of Idaho yet?

Does he need Crisco to get out of the car.  She told you not to eat all those poppers...salt makes to swell David.  Is David having an MI? Is he going to die in the hotel bed?  Can the crew intervene?

[poeticlicensed]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Stuff stuck in ears new show? I cannot

True story - many years ago a moth flew into my ear and I couldn't get out. I had to go to the ER where they finally dumped something in my ear and pulled it out with tweezers. The effing thing kept flapping. I thought I was going to lose my mind. Every time I tell someone about it I am treated to their thing stuck in ear story. Heard it all. Toys, roaches, food. 

Edited February 10, 2022 by poeticlicensed

[nokat]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

JAws of life STAT to the parking lot. This is a first.

Wait, what? I thought the best was the woman stuck on the pavement

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, String Theory said:

Idaho to Houston (how many fast food stops?)

That's gonna be hell!   Jalapeños are vegetables!

27 jalapeno poppers. That's going to be wreaking havoc on his colon in a couple of hours. 

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Confession - I haven't had fast food in years. I will steal a fry from my son or Mr Poetic but I cant stomach a meal. 

SAME. Maybe once a year I get Five Guys. That's as fast food as I can stomach. 

Just now, mmecorday said:

I feel like I just watched a van give birth to a fat guy.

Congratulations, Robin. Its a boy. 800 pounds, 7 ounces. 

[Hellga]

1 minute ago, nokat said:

Did we see a shower?

Yeah, we did...

I guess this is the last chance for the weight guess.  828.

[Miracle Maxie]

8 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

Off topic for a second:  Are any of you watching 1000 Pound Friends (or whatever the title is)?  

I watched the first episode but I’m not sure if I’ll stick with it. A Live Chat thread would help! 🙂

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm here!  I'm late!  I was at the gym.  I'm SURE I haven't missed anything.  I noticed a guy with a ratty beard flopped on a hotel bed.  We're already driving to Houston??

I don’t know why but I just find the image of you being fit at the gym and rushing home to watch this mess hilarious 

[LEILANI2]

Remember the $35 a day travel show, this guy eats that for breakfast.

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, PsychoKlown said:

His rectum is going to be on fire.

Cue the Ring of fire song commercial for preparation H.

[Suzywriter]

I hate that "Best of my Love" is a friggin' Target commercial.

[String Theory]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I love the Diet Coke aspect. Don’t want to have those extra calories.

Diet Coke subtracts calories from food.  Why do you think it's called Diet?😁

[Guest]

I’m going big (get it) on his weight number….842 pounds.

[Hellga]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

SAME. Maybe once a year I get Five Guys. That's as fast food as I can stomach. 

The last bona fide fast food I got was Wendy's in May 2020 when I was in the process of moving to Massachusetts, hotel didn't serve breakfast because of the pandemic, so I got my breakfast from Wendy's.  I do occasionally (once every two months or so) get burgers from a nice local restaurant, though. 

[charmed1]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I'm here!  I'm late!  I was at the gym.  I'm SURE I haven't missed anything.  I noticed a guy with a ratty beard flopped on a hotel bed.  We're already driving to Houston??

Yes. You missed two drive-thru stops. We ordered a croissant and 6,000 jalapeño poppers, but you can’t have any. They’re all gone.

[Snarkastikate]

Does that woman feel safe with him at the wheel?  You mean she couldn't drive & just put him in the back, like for her own safety? 

2 minutes ago, aliya said:

Yeah. I might watch it again, but I'm kinda turned off by Vanessa (the one who can't decide if she should do the surgery or not). Just because you were raised poor, doesn't mean you have to be vulgar. I find her uncomfortable to watch. I would like to see what happens to Ashley, who had the surgery previously. I wonder what Dr Procter will do with her.

I caught a few minutes of 1000 lb Friends. Sneaky way to capitalize on the Sisters show, BTW.  That Vanessa is so extremely gross. Her fupa literally hangs below the inappropriate clothing she wears.  She bought a string bikini, & by the looks of the preview she's gonna wear it to the beach next week. Nothing but a shameful fat girl freak show.  

[CrazyInAlabama]

14 minutes ago, aliya said:

Yeah. I might watch it again, but I'm kinda turned off by Vanessa (the one who can't decide if she should do the surgery or not). Just because you were raised poor, doesn't mean you have to be vulgar. I find her uncomfortable to watch. I would like to see what happens to Ashley, who had the surgery previously. I wonder what Dr Procter will do with her.

I recorded the first episode, and turned it off and erased it after about 15 minutes.   The title is deceptive, it's more like 1 ton friends, since they're all at least 500 lbs.   So, I guess they want to draw in the 1,000 lb Sisters crowd.   

I think the first drive thru was Hardees, and I know the second one is Jack in the Box. 

There was only one bed in that room, so where did Robin sleep? 

Month 1- 763 

Edited February 10, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Croissants and jalapeños and at least 24 value meals? What restaurant is this? 

I want to know which fast food restaurant offers cheesecake 

[ams1001]

10 minutes ago, PsychoKlown said:

I’d much rather have a rotisserie chicken from Wegmans than anything from any fast food.

My chicken yesterday was rotisserie chicken breast from ShopRite (you can get just the breast, which is nice since I don't like dark meat).

[CringeWatcher]

22 minutes ago, ShoePrincess said:

Oh, and liquified and fermented grapes.

That’s almost a must-have for this show, especially lately 🤣

[sainte-chapelle]

Jesus he sounds like he is going to,drop,dead right there

[Yokosmom]

He still looks skinnier than the witch last week. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’ quite the chariot they’ve got there.

[String Theory]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Remember the $35 a day travel show, this guy eats that for breakfast.

I don't think I've spent more than $15 on breakfast in my entire 45 yrs.

Another "Ah man back!"

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I want to know which fast food restaurant offers cheesecake 

I cant remember but I think its cheesecake bites

[mk828]

That seat looked like it was hanging on for dear life

[poeticlicensed]

Why was a wash rag stuck in the door? Inquiring minds..

[ams1001]

12 minutes ago, EtheltoTillie said:

The doilies have doilies. 

[charmed1]

I’m guessing 804 (Richmond,VA).

[mmecorday]

What do you bet he once lived in that van down by a river?

[Eldemarge]

They're always "nervous" to get on the scale for the first time.  Like they're going to find out that they're fucking faaaaaat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow. I was off by 50 pounds.

[Chicklet]

He looks like he doesn't smell sweet as a bouquet. 

[Pepper Mostly]

So wait, I'm not quite clear on this, does he have a back problem of some kind? I mean, he's so stoic he never mentions it but I'm getting that impression. 

He was feeling sleepy behind the wheel, because he was up all night shitting out those jalapeño poppers. 

[aliya]

25 minutes ago, ShoePrincess said:

Oh, and liquified and fermented grapes.

What the heck are fermented grapes?

Oh. Now I remember.  That's what happens when your strongest drink is a diet Pepsi.

[Hellga]

Five days to cover 26 hours... about the poundticipant average.  My Mom and I do it in two days because she loves driving and can easily do 8-10 hours, while I can do two stints of 3.

763 for his weight.  SHould have had a couple more burgers and drinks to get even 767!

[ams1001]

I was only off by 20 pounds.

At least he recognizes that he has a lot of work to do and that he's in the right place.

[poeticlicensed]

David's van is a advertisement for "Child abductors R Us"

[Splashes]

Anyone else think that paint chipping in the truck looks kinda pretty?

[mk828]

Seeing them sit so close together is like out of a cartoon or something. 

[String Theory]

My guess 739 lbs.  Wonder how talk?  Foster mom is normal sized.

[Lima Bean]

Dr Now opens the door, bracing himself for whatever odor is about to assault.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, I'm not quite clear on this, does he have a back problem of some kind? I mean, he's so stoic he never mentions it but I'm getting that impression. 

He was feeling sleepy behind the wheel, because he was up all night shitting out those jalapeño poppers. 

Or smoking weed with some chicks he met in the lobby 

[7EasyPayments]

763

so Jalapeno Poppers and Croissants are not healthy......

who knew?

[Suzywriter]

Robin is just creepier and creeper.  Smiling at him dotingly in her sparkling white jacket. Something is so off. 

[Hellga]

It's probably not the best [eating habit].  Understatement typical of the show!

1 minute ago, Splashes said:

Anyone else think that paint chipping in the truck looks kinda pretty?

Me!

Mom looks like she is 1/5 his size... though weight-wise, she probably is!

[Pepper Mostly]

"Probably not the best" he says. He has a positive genius for understatement. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Th elvish Dr. Paradise standing next to David is going to look like a scene from Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

[Guest]

Just now, Lima Bean said:

Dr Now opens the door, bracing himself for whatever odor is about to assault.

Off the chair…and not because of the sidecar cocktail. 

 

[TazDevil]

Oh dear God.... I'm at the part where he's stuck getting our of the driver's seat of his van....

I don't have a lot of hope for this guy.

And 27 jalapeno poppers????  I'm surprised there wasn't a Lacey incident.  New Pants!  New Pants!  New Pants!!!!!!

[MsVixen]

Y'all don't jump on me too hard for this:  David could almost be drool worthy if he were in the 200s.  I've dated men who weren't as cute.....